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traps r gay, friendo

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Dont worry its legal, I think
I just wanna coom

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anyway i got 60 in classic so i think its time to get a gf now

watch out, you're going to trigger some beta males

Im afraid its too late

>Gonna cooom to questionable materials
haha what are you going to use haha just asking i'm curious haha
where do you find those materials haha

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHGHHHHGHHUUGKJGJGJGJF HBRURURRUH GRRRRRRRRRNNNNGGGGGH AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHB!!!!!!

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uhh I thought level 60 guaranteed you a qt gamer gf???

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no she'll be impressed trust me

i thought i told you this week is no wank week
if i'm doing it so are you asshole

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in about 2 weeks I'll be at 3 months of nofap

5 days until the anniversary of the worst day of my life (thus far) thinking about doing some heroin to commemorate the event.

congratulations

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do some milk instead

cmon couldnt have been that bad you pussy

the day of the shart?

why do a bunch of these software companies have like open spaces everywhere and shit. Thats fucking awful, no privacy, nothing just out int he open where everyone can view your computer screen. Then the cringy events they host all the time.

Hahahah I totally didnt go on TOR and download it from there
Wish I can impress girls that way
Im sorry Ameribro its like my 1in pecker is taking control of me

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>in about 2 weeks I'll be at 3 months of nofap

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nah, I'll drink grapefruit juice with it

wtf got kick out of another match for playing this
youtu.be/xqpS4fWEQFo

Butthurt Bosnian disapora

why are memes so good?

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listen ta music

youtube.com/watch?v=HQt6jIKNwgU

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what the fuck that instrumental portion is absolutely wild
almost sounds like it's playing backwards

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let out a big stinker

did you find it helpful?

youtube.com/watch?v=wPt0dGg4BKA
god damn manchild
you fucked me so good i almost said "i love you"

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how does everyone know im bosnian?

>Lana Del Ray

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youtube.com/watch?v=SUBO7dLRyJU

You act like a kid even though you stand 6'2

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youtube.com/watch?v=8Xyjk4sDxnI

wish you could sleep without dreaming.

beautiful.

I almost never remember my dreams

wish I could dream even more

There's a college music basement in my city called the tip and another called the shaft

lucky
you can have mine if you want

If dubs Canada will have its first black PM

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youtu.be/BZL0kiyjbyo

Of course canadas first black pm had to legalise weed

never ever gonna happen
despite our cucked whitoids, the chinks and streetshitter’s we’ve imported would never stand for it

sometimes i think about getting a bf rather than a gf
i'm not gay though

pretty gay post

sure bud sure

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>sometimes i think about getting a bf rather than a gf
>i'm not gay though

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Not gay if he's younger, and as long as he never penetrates you. To maintain your virtue, be sure to guard your bussy with a buttplug.

placer tier post

youtu.be/pjOOKb-DFZs

going to heem a certain vietnamese chicano

petition to rename butt plugs to poop plugs

i love u

>watching TrueDoe hold a town hall about dressing like a poo
>Spends 10 minutes apologizing profusely
>Starts taking questions and sits like a square when listening
>What are you going to do for the water shortage in Nepal?
>What are you going to do about the Amazon fires?
>What are you going to do about X in Not-our-country?

Leafs

There’s nothing to do here
Since we’re perfect we have no choice but to meddle in others’ affairs

imma go to sleep

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Based

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the area 51 raid meme is so retarded

is it tomorrow?

ya'rr mateys

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had a really weird dream some days ago that I was having sex with some of my aunts. What could this possibly mean lads?

me on the right

I feel really depressed after that girl texted me, she must be lonely too to talk to me of all people

bitch niggas

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bih i accidentally ghosted over 6 months ago due to being busy just texted me out of the blue

finna gonna

It means you're getting a job soon. Your aunt symbolizes the interview.

bruh

not as depressed as she is apparently

yeah. literally no one is going to show up

that you are a sick fuck

youtu.be/R1xkLfxlceA
morning anons

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SWEET HOME ALABAMA

nothing wrong with that as long as she wasnt blood

damn...

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WOW

elder scrolls online is basically an interactive chatroom

Haven't read any books by Franz Kafka, can't understand this meme

DAMN

for me it's /cum/rags online

Whence cometh wisdom? And where is the place of understanding?
Seeing it is hid from the eyes of all living, and kept close from the fowls of the air.
Destruction and death say, We have heard the fame thereof with our ears.
God understandeth the way thereof, and he knoweth the place thereof.
For he looketh to the ends of the earth, and seeth under the whole heaven;
To make the weight for the winds; and he weigheth the waters by measure.
When he made a decree for the rain, and a way for the lightning of the thunder:
Then did he see it, and declare it; he prepared it, yea, and searched it out.
And unto man he said, Behold, the fear of the LORD, that is wisdom; and to depart from evil is understanding.

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>In 2015, Di Iorio announced his candidacy for the Liberal Party of Canada's nomination for the 2015 federal election in the riding of Saint-Léonard—Saint-Michel.

>The previous incumbent, Massimo Pacetti, had been kicked out of the party as a result of a sexual harassment allegation, and Di Iorio earned the strong backing of the riding's Italian community.

>There was some controversy surrounding the nomination battle, as one of his opponents, Domenic Cusmano, alleged that Di Iorio was distributing memberships in contravention of the rules. Di Iorio nevertheless secured the nomination and won the subsequent general election.

>During an in camera session of the Public Safety Committee meeting on March 8, 2017, Dianne Watts received a call on her cellphone, which emitted a "jaunty" ringtone. In response, Di Iorio remarked "Where's your pole to slide down on?"

>According to Watts, after the meeting, Di Iorio personally apologized to her about his comments, saying that he saw what he had meant as a joke had made her uncomfortable. Watts then dropped the matter, but Liberal MP Rob Oliphant, the chair of the committee, confirmed that information about the event had been passed on to Liberal whip Pablo Rodríguez.

>When this incident was reported on by the National Post on March 23, 2017, opposition MPs called for Di Iorio to be disciplined for his comment. He subsequently apologized to the House of Commons for his comments.

>Di Iorio announced on April 25, 2018, that he intended to resign his seat by summer for family reasons. He claimed that he had accomplished the goals he had set out for himself when he entered politics in 2015 such as securing funding to extend Montreal's Blue rapid transit line.

lmao

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get drunk

not reading all that

haha that's crazy

does getting high increase your metabolism?

HE'S EVERYTHING YOU WANT
HE'S EVERYTHING YOU NEED
HE'S EVERYTHING INSIDE OF YOU THAT YOU WISH COULD BE

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