You have 10 seconds to act as Canadian as possible

You have 10 seconds to act as Canadian as possible.

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我讨厌黑鬼

Good golly I sure love devouring big peen

>i'm a stupid moron with a moral superiority complex

>REEEE STOP BLEAKING MY WARR U DAMN MONGORIANS

ooga booga where the golden retrievers at?

Hello, I'm MC Canadian
Ster-eo-type
I'm aboot to get started
So let me get off the ice

But I don't want any trouble
And I am always polite
Now let's hop on my snow mobile
And I will tell you what I like

But first I'll turn off curling
And turn down Avril Lavigne
Et j'vais dire une phrase francais
Parce qu'ici on est bilingue

Oh boy I fell off my igloo
And I hurt my knee
Let's go to the hospital!
Don't worry, here in Canada it's free (eh?)

>EH EH EH AREN'T WE POLITE EH SORRY EH SORRY EH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH SHUT THE FUCK UP

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Eh, like, the most important thing in our history was when we shot some Americans in a war that happened 200 years ago, eh. Canada stronk!

I'm sorry

I'm Canadian

習同志萬歲!中國特色的黨和社會主義萬歲!

*gets gassed*

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"I AM MORE BRITISH, NOT AMERICAN, LOOK HOW PROGRESSIVE I AM, GAYS GAYS GAYS, GO LEAVES, VOTE LIBERAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Most based thing Germany has ever done

Based
>piss on a rag defeats the kraut

*removes his whiteface makeup*

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*dabs on krauts*

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imagine the krauts faces on june 6th, 1944 when they are just hanging out on juno beach

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I' m Canadian!
kek

*wins every war he's ever fought in*

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honestly, i'd say imagine losing a war but i cant relate from that perspective

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best post

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Oi m8 you focking wot. gimme the maple syrup asap you focking wanka

have you known we brew maple syrup

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We never really lost a war either. Maybe Vietnam could be argued as a stalemate, but...

**makes moose noises**

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