You have 10 seconds to act as Canadian as possible.
You have 10 seconds to act as Canadian as possible
我讨厌黑鬼
Good golly I sure love devouring big peen
>i'm a stupid moron with a moral superiority complex
>REEEE STOP BLEAKING MY WARR U DAMN MONGORIANS
ooga booga where the golden retrievers at?
Hello, I'm MC Canadian
Ster-eo-type
I'm aboot to get started
So let me get off the ice
But I don't want any trouble
And I am always polite
Now let's hop on my snow mobile
And I will tell you what I like
But first I'll turn off curling
And turn down Avril Lavigne
Et j'vais dire une phrase francais
Parce qu'ici on est bilingue
Oh boy I fell off my igloo
And I hurt my knee
Let's go to the hospital!
Don't worry, here in Canada it's free (eh?)
>EH EH EH AREN'T WE POLITE EH SORRY EH SORRY EH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH SHUT THE FUCK UP
Eh, like, the most important thing in our history was when we shot some Americans in a war that happened 200 years ago, eh. Canada stronk!
I'm sorry
I'm Canadian
習同志萬歲!中國特色的黨和社會主義萬歲!
*gets gassed*
"I AM MORE BRITISH, NOT AMERICAN, LOOK HOW PROGRESSIVE I AM, GAYS GAYS GAYS, GO LEAVES, VOTE LIBERAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Most based thing Germany has ever done
Based
>piss on a rag defeats the kraut
*removes his whiteface makeup*
*dabs on krauts*
imagine the krauts faces on june 6th, 1944 when they are just hanging out on juno beach
I' m Canadian!
kek
*wins every war he's ever fought in*
honestly, i'd say imagine losing a war but i cant relate from that perspective
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Oi m8 you focking wot. gimme the maple syrup asap you focking wanka
have you known we brew maple syrup
We never really lost a war either. Maybe Vietnam could be argued as a stalemate, but...
**makes moose noises**