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You can get banned if a song request says nigger.
Twitch banned some other lad for saying there are only 2 genders as well.

they think the song is going to say nigger

>*sharts behind adam's cherries*

>yes I watch twitch

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>ice cream novelties

And this is how you spend your days is it? Truly a lavish lifestyle

>frozen breakfast

about 4 minutes of my day yeah
it's my bread and circus this, throwing bread to the clowns to dance for me

mom, can I have some ice cream novelties with my frozen breakfast?

Ask me how I know you're a virgin

you're thinking of ducks, mate
clowns eat ducks

>he's never had a jimmy dean breakfast bowl

stupid coomer

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youtu.be/v-lshw0aDa8

*surreptitiously opens google*
*makes fake vomiting noises*

Greatest sexual fantasy is either paying some poor latino family to let me fuck their 12 year old daughter or finding some dumb single mom that will let me sexually bully her into watching me fuck her daughter.

alri Ian, letting you on the internet are they?

sort it out you nonce cunt

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mega lolz

think this post might be a violation of US law

thought this was a simpsons meme for some reason

Go on, ask me

Sweating profusely whilst pooing out last nights peri peri chicken kebab and watching tik tok videos

got cumbrain lads, called in to work told them i'm not gonna make it

why do gaymers still think saying nigger is the funniest thing ever

probably not but hopefully enough to get him on a watch list.

pooing into someone else's bum

Real men are bald and fully shaven

Just cracked open the first beer of the evening

because it still gets a massive reaction

because it still makes people angry

sounds very unhygienic

actually if you have healthier gut flora than them, it could do them a world of good

shut up

oh yeah heard of that
poo transplants and the like

no

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You must be fun at parties

Wish i could redo school and be one of the bad lads

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Wish i could redo school and be in one of the badlands (largely inhospitable)

90 degree weather all week. Summer just doesn’t want to end.

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saying things are not illegal

Need Indonesia out of business. So much fucking smoke it's making it smoggy here.

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alri bumpooer

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Really? Travels all the way to you - mental

whomst

this wasn't worth posting yesterday either and certainly not in response to a completely unrelated post
have a word with yourself

sounds like a good thing

Princess Beatrice.

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It's been noticeably smoggy here all morning and the news is reporting that it's affecting [the south of] Thailand in a big way.

shall be walking out of toil today in protest of the climate emergency

aaaaaaaaaaa

*having a word with myself*

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OH GOD

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put some pants on while you're at it

Walk out in front of a bus, you tedious cunt.

me when I make eye contact with anyone

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>you can't just fuck children!!!

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hahaha alri' lad

freakus maximus

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:]

where's diego

Policeman says, “Sir, do you know that your wife fell out of the car a mile ago?”
The Man says, “Thank God—I thought I was going deaf.”

ha, women talk a lot

haha, good one dad

proper stressed because i cant decide if i should get a haircut or not

yikes lad

;]

GOOD MORNING LADS!!!!!!!!

mad how i completely disregard anything important just to get a shag, human biology is strong

ip dip doo

hasnt been here the past 2 weeks, rumour is hes topped his self

*immediately looks panicked and shrinks away from the loud noise*

can't get my head around people who play the lottery with specific numbers
that way lies madness, you have to go random or go home

alri Greta

once you've started you can't stop
imagine one day you drop your numbers for a lucky dip and then they actually come up
grounds for justifiable homicide, I reckon

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yeah, but that's my point
that one week that you forget to play or you're on holiday and that's when your numbers come up
how serial killers are made

Are you allowed to answer the phone while you get your haircut?

stop pooing

Imagine having a daughter in the current year. Can't think of anything more cursed.

you can do it automatically online now tbf