Why is the USA split up into 50 states?

Why is the USA split up into 50 states?

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We should have at least 10 more

because we are 50 countries in a Union

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cringe

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seeth

to give 50 burger to each president
god i love freedom

Which burger is best though?

Sounds about right

There wasn't anymore space for stars on the flag

Why does England have 53 glorified colonies?

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It's actually only 13 states, with 37 copycats

USA is not split up. The 50 states are united into one country.

Good post

a desert road in Nevada has more soul than all of Maryland

Because there are 50 stars on the flag.

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US should be split up, imagine how epic 50 English speaking north American nations would be!

Maryland wasn't an original state you fucking tard

Wait, ignore this post

i agree

If it wasn't for DC the USA would be more volatile than the ME

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50 is a pretty good number desu

53 is considered a prime number, but please don't turn us into a state because of that.

It would get across the point of the US being indivisible, and would make the US even more Hispanic. Win-win.