You wake up in Australia

no

Dobson fly

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It's a dobson fly.
But they don't live in Australia.

They're cute though. and completely harmless. But they're huge. I've seen one that was as long as my hand

They're harmless. The mandibles are used by the male to grab the female while fucking her.

>But they don't live in Australia.
w-where do they live then?

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it's his pet

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USA, Asia, S. Africa, Canada, and from Mexico to Argentina

>Asia
D-does that include Turkey?

Based rapist fly.

oh thank fuck
god took pity on evropa when he created that monstrosity

Only East and Southeast Asia you pansie

I'd go to back to fucking sleep pronto and never wake up again.

>tfw live in a country with no scary insects

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It includes on the ceiling above you RIGHT NOW.

>scary
Rats are scarier.
And you Europeans sure have a lot of them

>little squeaky fluffy mammals are scarier than the spawn of satan in the op
ok buddy

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Never seen a rat in my entire life though. I've seen moose, deer, boar, bears, snakes, russians etc but never a wild rat.

Rats aren't that bad desu, I caught one last week in my traps

*squeak squeak* oh no! I have the plague!

Is this alien from outer space?

Australia has no large predators - north America is more dangerous

Le ebil russians XDXD

Ah yes, that easily treatable disease that normal antibiotics fixes. Oh no!

Crocodiles are pretty large

It's still 8-11% mortality rate with treatment

>In the pre-antibiotic era (1900 through 1941), mortality among those infected with plague in the United States was 66%. Antibiotics greatly reduced mortality, and by 1990-2010 overall mortality had decreased to 11%. Plague can still be fatal despite effective antibiotics, though it is lower for bubonic plague cases than for septicemic or pneumonic plague cases. It is hard to assess the mortality rate of plague in developing countries, as relatively few cases are reliably diagnosed and reported to health authorities. WHO cites mortality rates of 8–10%, however some studies (WHO, 2004) suggest that mortality may be much higher in some plague endemic areas.
cdc.gov/plague/faq/index.html

Oh right forgot about those. Still no bears, cougars, moose etc.

An alligator could kick a croc's ass

>It's still 8-11% mortality rate with treatment
And still, the normal flue kills hundreds, if not thousands every year while the plague barely exists.

Sure about that? We are talking crocs that weigh well over half a metric ton.
Crocodiles grow larger than the alligators

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And there are MILLIONS of flu cases every year.
It's

you're wrong
crocodiles are both smarter and larger than alligators. alligators are puny compared to a fully grown salty. hell even the teeth of a croc are superior to an alligators

you wake up in Korea

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I was wrong about the numbers. Hundreds of thousands die from the flu every year, some say near a million per year in 3rd world countries.

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any american predator could massacre australian "predators"
They are the descendents of dinosaurs.
Crocodiles are the descendents of fish

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australia was a mistake

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> implying that alligator could even scratch ol' "dom the dominator"

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just one heel kick and its dead

>predators
>moose

what's even the difference between an aligator and a crocodile?

>> implying that alligator could even scratch ol' "dom the dominator"
who do you think took his arm

Let him be. He's Canadian

Alligator is smaller, dumber and slower.
Crocs are huge, smart and fast as fuck.

their mouth, gators have wider and flat end jaws, crocs are more pointy

Shut up you Australian on proxy

the virgin ally gator vs the chad saltwater CROCOLISK

Kek, butthurt much? 100% Swede here

don't people get raped by thousands of mosquitoes in sweden in the summer

>you wake up in Australia
sounds about right

Scared of mosquitos you aussieshit?
Why don't you go get a crocodile to ward them off :((

Damn this.

urm NO sweetie.... try again :)

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Yeh. I've gotten like 500-600 mosquito bites this year and I've stayed home a lot.

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the weak should fear the strong

he lost it in a fight with "brutus", who is as huge as dominator, perhaps bigger

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At last they don't carry tropical diseases

are ticks a big problem?

I haven't gotten a mosquito bite in like 6 years kek

I never understood how faggots like you could be scared of rats. It’s a little mammal and nothing else.

why people scared of bugs?
bug more scared of you than you of it

>people have to deal with these grotesque creatures on a daily basis
One of the few blessings of living in Britain.

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True. Just itches like a mother fucker.
Ticks are probably the number one problem for anyone who likes nature.
The little assholes carry Borrelia, TBE and Ehrlichiosis and people die/get extremely sick pretty often from the little assholes.

Elephants are known to be afraid of mice, they have been documented in captivity not leaving their pens when mice/squirells are around

Aussie bugs are a different entity though

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some of them can be as big as a small cat mate
sharp teeth+disease+usually aggressive

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This is a myth.

>are ticks a big problem?
They are. I got Borrelia (Lyme disease) from one a few years ago. Sucks balls.

iamat.org/country/sweden/risk/lyme-disease

But at least it wasn't TBE. That's a killer.

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Stomp on them.

I saw an alligator once, I was visiting a croc farm and they had some in thier own little display.
They are pathetic creatures, half the size of a croc and only a quarter of the bite strength. They actually look weak when you see them, with their pudgy little jaws and their stumpy little legs, like a freshie that got super fat somehow.

Wait hold up, I heard the bull with one arm WAS Brutus, and he lost it fighting a shark

wow I'm never going to central europe again

I will die there.

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>wake up
>it's a nice autumn day, sun is shining
>shower and dry off, everything is well
>get my clothes from the clothesline
>ah freshly washed clothes, nice
>pull t-shirt on
>feel something strange
>uh?
>"PINCH MUTCHERFUCKER PINCH"
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>rip my tshirt off, huge earwig falls out
>have big swelling on my neck

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>tfw you live in a country with a bedbug that gives you Chagas’ disease which makes you heart and other organs slowly inflate killing you in about 10 years, no cure so you can only try to expand your lifetime by transplants every time an organ goes wrong
Not really a thing in my region and mostly associated with rural areas and wattle & daub houses, but the very thought of it is enough for me to avoid getting too close to Mother Nature.

This bastard looks metal as fuck.

AUSSIE!
AUSSIE!
AUSSIE!

put some shrimp on the barbie m8 and pass the goonbag :DDD

All I want is the death of these fuckers

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>you wake up in Australia
*stretches*

ahhhhh...CUNT

>you wake up in France

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Thank the gods for winter. 6-7 months of bug free heaven

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>bites your toes when you go for a swim

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yeah, I got em mixed up

>live in soibourne so I never have to deal with shit like that
Feels good bros, bugs are icky

That gives me PTSD... Got bit by one when I was 14, right in the heel while eel fishing.
Worst pain I've ever felt. Was like stepping on a shard of glass that just kept stabbing me.

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Eel fishing?

average wisconsin grasshopper

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EDF!

yum

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