/brit/

i watch japanese cartoons

Hi Laurie.

love watching cardoons on me oled

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alri

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Going to apply for an innovation grant from the government to develop a smartphone app based around nurturing virtue through everyday contemplation and practice, based on Aristotle's conceptualisation of virtue ethics

>nononoNO you-you can't enforce the law!!
wonder what it's like inside a rasheedist mind
lonely place i imagine

bet that feels good 2bh

Wouldn't mind blowing a hot dose of love custard right up your fart pipe.

i'm just imagining getting a paper cut on me gooch

Omg lads. The schizo women is looking hot tonight. She's been at a meeting, got high heels on also.

sneezing into my sneeze sock

me on the right

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putting the sneeze sock back on

I want to smash badley. Ahhh.

Unfortunately, I'm not a homosex so I WOULD mind that

shut up retard

snorting silicates

havng gf prformnce rt

Need a Diego update

Schizo women said I look nice. Shame about my ugly face though. Haha

oh don't worry mum that's just my sneeze sock ;)

mum found my manifesto

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what happened to him

Still playing fortnite, I can't fucking wrap my head around the building aspect, I think the game would be better without it desu. I sometimes start shooting at someone and they build a fucking tower so fast wtf

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blogging on

No you.

"that'l do pig... that'l do"

me after shagging your mum

Mum found my incelfesto

he only went and fucking did it lads

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He got sent to the looney bin for posting nudes on Twitter

you merely adopted building mechanics zoomers were born in it moulded by it when they saw a shooter without jetpacks or building it was nothing to them but blinding

i like cows

mum found my antepesto

/brit/ not /advert/

nah
diego was far too with it to be tim in disguise

Wow.. this is genious! Have you bought yours yet?

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Have to give it to zoomers the game is very fun, I might actually give minecraft a go they seem to be on to something.

>literally fucking the nation
Christ this really is very clever

Where are they made?

Boris is based.

right one is funny ngl

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Just some kid being edgy for the zoomers, no different than Eminem or the Sex Pistols back in their day. Let the kids have their fun.

we’re enjoying a renaissance of good straight to the point multiplayer games thanks to the adhd of zoomers so much better than that lame “storytelling” fad of the last generation

and they like you

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you never played minecraft before? first time it's great, much better than fortshit

It's not really edgy is it
Vulgar sure but I can just as easily see a mid 30s person strutting about in that

leftypol going all out in the comments for that article

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wtf why did 190 never tell us about this Slowthai fella before he got famous
I thought he was an expert on UK rap

minecraft is a boomer game

Nah it's like Lego, it's timeless and every generation can enjoy it

>uk rap

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minecraft was an absolute revolution pretty much the best game ever made top level soundtrack brilliant mechanics endless hours of co-op fun proud to call myself a 22 year old zoomer that grew up on that amazing game

His audience is teenagers who don't care or follow politics, when I was a teen I loved Eminem shouting fuck bush as if fucking Eminem has any political insight or as if I as a fucking 15 year old English kid knew fuck all about American politics.

He was too busy huffing dog shit to find us the next big thing in rap.

anyone watching the rugby then?

mcdonalds breafast is wreaking havock on my stomach

*let's that sink in*

>His audience is teenagers who don't care or follow politics
His audience *are Guardian editors

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not a fan of mcdicks, yes even the breakfast.

rather slice my wrists

>Amazing.
I mean it wasn't really was it, it was predictable

I remember when minecraft first popped up on /v/, thought it was another game of the month that everyone but a small autistic few would forget about, a bit like dwarf fort just before it. Mental how big it became.

mad that women just squeeze living beings out their fanny like it's nowt

can’t give this lunatic the keys to #10!

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Like this image

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>like it's nowt
seriously?

I wanna see it
I wanna feel it
I wanna see it
I wanna feel it
I wanna see it
I wanna feel it
I wanna see it
Shadow of a girl
I wanna see it
I wanna feel it
I wanna see it
I wanna feel it
I wanna see it
I wanna feel it
I wanna see it
Watch me go away
x

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I remember when MS bought it for 2 billion and everyone was calling them stupid for buying a dead game.

well with comparatively little fuss
like i mope about for days if i've got a bit of a cold

but do you like the pink one?

>with comparatively little fuss
seriously?

lads been chatting to this bird whos number ive got an were going out this weekend but weve been texting every night for a few days straight should i just not text here now until i meet here or still keep chatting with her she seems to enjoy it

coincided nicely with the rise of let’s play channels huge part of its success will forever be a staple of zoomer culture

Don't know what you're referring to lad.

got minecraft mid2011
got bored mid2012
now back into it
the cycle

meant for whoops! haha

same

sex is the only motivating force in my life

gem of a post ngl
iissm

Found a computer at work where the new firewall/anti-virus hasn't been installed

I booked a half day off at work but on the rota it says I'm in from 12-2pm rather than 12-4pm so I'll be leaving at 2

Got a call from a recruiter, meeting them on Tuesday

never really got minecraft
paid for it like, but never had the creativity or imagination to do owt interesting

D I L A T E

babestation

you okay mate? not spoke to you in a while