*blocks your path*
*blocks your path*
Lincoln Peterson
Eli Price
These are good for tea and taste fine in a salad too.
Kayden Morris
When I was on meds I used to piss on them and they would die from it lmao
Ryan Myers
Yum
Grayson Foster
Stop wearing a skirt and they won't hurt you, faggot
Owen Cook
what is it?
Gavin Cox
Landon Fisher
nettles?
Gabriel Miller
I grew up in the city and have no idea what plants even are nigga lmao what do you eat it or something?
Xavier Johnson
Based retard
Jose Howard
They are really good in a soup, tea or bread
Xavier Torres
*turn it into good tasting soup*
Et voilà
Adam Howard
NOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT MY LEGS
Carter Kelly
>he has not whipped himself with nettles in steaming hot sauna
Aaron Allen
Explain finbro
Isaac Bennett
Our neighbour thinned his forest down to about half density a few years ago so it grows over completely with nettles every summer. Its impossible to even find the path, more so to get through, so I bring a scythe over and cut new paths every summer. They're really not very painful, my dog likes to jump right into them and run around
Matthew Walker
i feel like they would hurt my stomach
Camden Wood
Cooking them removes the poison
Dominic Harris
Why must dumb assholes always fuck with nature
Luke Walker
mmm da good erb jah bless
Evan Fisher
just eating them raw is totally fine, too. just grip them firmly and the hairs bend instead of penetrating, and they dont hurt in your mouth
Jaxson Phillips
I remember seeing an american kid at school who had never seen nettles before run into a patch of them to collect our football.
Alexander Perry
when I was an edgy little cunt in junior high I wanted to hurt myself by my family didn't have a knoife loicense so I went out and found a giant hogweed and rubbed it all over my arms. hurt like a bitch and had to stay out of the sun for a week but of course that wasn't much of a problem for me back then
Jonathan Barnes
Same shit here. Some paths can only be used in April and May because of that shit. Also, fuck these in particular. They like to show up when the forest gets chopped down.
Christian Cooper
lol
Christian Kelly
We used to have this friend with ADD and we'd get him to run through fields of nettles
kek what a retard
Anthony Campbell
Based
Wyatt Stewart
oh yea, I've chopped countless. not really sure if those things sting, or if they just look mean
Charles Gonzalez
*clears your path*
Grayson Barnes
*warns my friend about it*
Oliver Cook
:^)
Christopher Reed
I don't think you can get a good soup out of it, it's too old
You need young nettle leaves
Julian Taylor
It seems... Nettles... have made the milk... drop out... from inside my teat!
Colton Watson
>3. May Treat Enlarged Prostate Symptoms
this plant kills the s*yb*y
Zachary Thomas
*fall down from the bike into these fucker*
>MOOOOOMMMMMMMY OUCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*start crying*
Nathan Wood
*sees him*
"let me help you"
*pisses all over him*
Alexander Richardson
*teleports behind you*
Jonathan Lee
>Heh, nuth'n personnel, kid
>*burns your skin to the bone*
Julian Stewart
*harvests them, mashes them with potatoes using a wooden pestle and feeds it to chickens*
Ian King
There are some variants that don't sting, but these certainly do. If you look closely you can see some really sharp needles.
Xavier Brooks
*makes a path*
Aaron Bell
What the fuck is their problem?
Gavin Gray
*makes a path like a man*
Carter Brooks
You know how they have those white flowers? Not only do they not burn, but I also used to pluck those flowers and suck the nectar straight from them. You can barely taste it since it's so little, but it's pretty sweet.
Levi Jenkins
Lmao, land owners literally get fined here if they have these plants growing in their land.
Samuel Morales
We call them j𝘢ggy nettles in Scotland.
Isaiah Green
What are they?
Easton Sullivan
Sosnowsky's hogweed. That shit burn yours skin if you touch it and if the burn gets exposed to sunlight it can literally kill you.
Josiah Collins
I’m from Scotland and I swear I’ve seen plants that look like that. Never heard of it being an issue though.
Jordan Wright
>I’m from Scotland and I swear I’ve seen plants that look like that
Jacob Turner
These are actually called "Tromso Palm" here because there's a lot of them in the Tromso area. I've seen them in the forest here, but never knew they were dangerous until recently. Thankfully, I never had the urge to touch one.
William Jones
I have lived in a city all my life and still know what stinging nettle is
Eli Hall
I don't see this plant by me, we have poison ivy, I'm in poison ivy every day. I think I'm immune to it, it does nothing to me.
Parker Brown
hemlock looks very similar
Jaxon Wright
Well, an Estonian and Russian are being moany bastards about it.
Hudson Reyes
I’ll take a picture when I next come across some.
Connor Reyes
based plant, we put it into soups, cook it like spinach or whip it with eggs, form into patties and fry them
Justin Ross
en.wikipedia.org
Tromso palm is a diffrent plant and doesn't grow here
Landon Sanchez
there are tons of similar looking plants
Landon Parker
DUDE
Leo Lewis
yeah i used to run trough them, jump into them and roll around
i did it for a dare and a girl i liked looked at me that one time
it was 20 years ago but still it was worth it
its not that bad, it just stings but not so much if you allow it to go trough you and embrace its effect, then it feels like its just numbing maybe 3 mm deep of your skin
my mom once mistook it for spinach and made a pie from it, it was good but the throat stung.
pie was good
Evan Jenkins
>don't worry bro, they're the fake ones that can't hurt you