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en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tarrare

The only tattoo a woman should have is...

laser off the zoomer doodles and we'll talk luv

boob sweat: peng or grim?
for me, it's greng

welsh dragon on her right arm

>At the autopsy, Tarrare's gullet was found to be abnormally wide and when his jaws were opened, surgeons could see down a broad canal into the stomach.[21] His body was found to be filled with pus,[17] his liver and gallbladder were abnormally large,[17] and his stomach was enormous, covered in ulcers[10] and filling most of his abdominal cavity.[17][20]

>The fork was never found.[22]

hehe
the original mad lad

the tolerant lefty

sweat is peng

if present due to heat or vigorous exercise then peng
if present due to obesity then grim

huldrefolk
very eerie the whole thing, a society of what seems like people in a different dimension that are occasionally seen or heard
not christians

me on the left

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wales strips only £10 on JD.com lads what are you waiting for?

do you lads play with your nips when you wank?

aye

only if i'm pretending to be a lass

my name on their bum

lads

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nah I'm not into JAV

for me it's...

yeah i'll give them a lick

Why would you do that?

i like all this climate protest stuff
like we're obviously all fucked regardless but it's nice that everyone came together for a good bash before we all died

thread’s a little slow you lot all gone to /rug/ then aye?

nah don't want my family to think I'm weird

I am a 24 y/o aspie who works at tesco

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im so tired the sheep are counting me

This the British culture general I've heard so much about?

soy leaks from this post like pre-cum from my cock

dunno, just nice sometimes innit

yes
I'm an Englishman
what questions do you have for me?

Good posts only in my thread, peasant.

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>I'm an Englishman
FOY

My post was an honest question

*stares into the camera*
*speaks in Swedish*

mental how the 'pression gets 100x worse when there's nothing to eat and nothing to watch

sounds like boredom then

The kino way to say kino is 'ky-noh'

Eating a Papa John's Pizza 20th September 2019 at 1:56pm in the Starbucks car park in my purchased car

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praying for your liver lad

got a pizza last week
what should I get
a curry?
chinese?
afghan?

just harder to ignore innit

poo

what's afghan like? must be the bomb! lol!

twitter.com/PrettyBubbles65/status/1168808013802758145

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get a job at lidl perhaps?

big plate of shite

yea I guess so

>Posters from Anglo countries have the lowest average IQ on this website because there is no entry barrier in learning another language.
Thoughts on this statement?

aye, probably true
i reckon the baseline iq for anglo countries is probably higher though

most american posters are like fifteen so yea

mate my iq is in the double digits
get >> me

the powers that be don't want you to shag prime and supple 16 year olds, who have been desirable and fertile for all of human history
they do however want you to shag hairy men in dresses

having a crybumwank lads

languages are about work ethic not intelligence

It's legal to shag a 16 year old here

me and the lads' iq is through the roof
inebriation quota that is! wahey

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Hope they haven't sold out because that looks kinopeng

hehe

you arrive in london

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Need my ring (anal) stretched (by a penis)

I'm smart but lazy
yea I've never done anything impressive
you just take my word for the smart bit

phwoar just one of them would feed a mancunian family for a month

having a cyberwank

having a wankercybe

never enjoy touching my bum at all when it's hairy but corr when I shave it, it's so nice to feel

idea: train a neural network with nothing but /brit/ posts

It’s been hopeless for a long time, from the very beginning. You will never represent, Raphael, a young girl’s erotic dream. You have to resign yourself to the inevitable; such things are not for you. It’s already too late, in any case. The sexual failure you’ve known since your adolescence, Raphael, the frustration that has followed you since the age of thirteen, will leave their indelible mark. Even supposing that you might have women in the future - which in all frankness I doubt - this will not be enough; nothing will ever be enough. You will always be an orphan to those adolescent loves you never knew. In you the wound is already deep; it will get deeper and deeper. An atrocious, unremitting bitterness will end up gripping your heart. For you there will be neither redemption nor deliverance. That’s how it is.

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I have a big hemorrhoid touching it feels like a piece of painful chewed gum

i'm invincible

give us a feel then

I wanna see it
I wanna feel it
I wanna see it
I wanna feel it
I wanna see it
I wanna feel it
I wanna see it
Shadow of a girl
I wanna see it
I wanna feel it
I wanna see it
I wanna feel it
I wanna see it
I wanna feel it
I wanna see it
Watch me go away

fuck off

*gives it a squeeze*

Went on pol to see if there was an Area 51 thread and I came across this. This pic to me sums up the place, a guy using a nazi flag and talking about his whore of an ex-wife. Truly a pathetic peoples

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>tooting
mentioned

alri michel

I wanna see it
I wanna feel it
I wanna see it
I wanna feel it
I wanna see it
I wanna feel it
I wanna see it
Shadow of a girl
I wanna see it
I wanna feel it
I wanna see it
I wanna feel it
I wanna see it
I wanna feel it
I wanna see it
Watch me go away
.

anyone actually a fan of the meat pies?

yeah me

yeh
love me a steak and kidney pie

I go home at the weekends from uni cause i'm a fucking pussy

I can go a meat pie every now and then

yeah cream pies haha x

yes..but veggies only

fuck off veggie

lying in bed with my happy socks on

FOLC

looking at sasha grey's ass

fetch me a veggie pastry from Greggs la x

Brazilian fruit rats aren't they?