/brit/

don't think anyone asked

Evangelic christians and climate strikers are like two peas in a pod, both demand adherence to a strict ideological dogma.
Both demand subservience to an authoritarian power structure
Both desperately wait and hope for the rapture to come

What do all these lads have in common

>Morgan Gibbs-White
>Cameron Borthwick-Jackson
>Kyle Walker-Peters
>Ainsley Maitland-Niles
>Dominic Calvert-Lewin
>Callum Hudson-Odoi
>Malakai Hinckson-Mars
>Trent Alexander-Arnold
>Tashan Oakley-Boothe
>Aaron Wan-Bissaka
>Rushian Hepburn-Murphy
>Shaun Wright-Phillips
>Bradley Wright-Phillips
>Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain
>Ruben Loftus-Cheek
>Nathaniel Mendez-Laing
>Isaac Buckley-Ricketts
>Benny Ashley-Seal
>Courtney Baker-Richardson
>Ashley Smith-Brown
>Miles Welch-Hayes
>Paris Cowan-Hall
>Tareiq Holmes-Dennis
>Nathaniel Knight-Percival
>Ethan Ebanks-Landell
>Troy Archibald-Henville
>Jake Clarke-Salter
>Corey Blackett-Taylor
>Josh Dacres-Cogley
>Viv Solomon-Otabor
>Sylvan Ebanks-Blake
>Reice Charles-Cook
>Jonson Clarke-Harris
>Devon Kelly-Evans
>Dion Kelly-Evans
>Karlan Ahearne-Grant

no-one knows who the fuck they are but they were all included in the same Spamming/flooding post?

all mutts with double barrelled surnames

All footballers

they're all smelly tajiks with double barrelled surnames

I'm off to wikjo to buy some duvet cover mine were spunked too much to be saved

Who does Jacob Rees-Mogg play for

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1568954479824.webm
look at her

bumsville

>no-one knows who the fuck they are
VF in this thread

I've spent 1400 hours playing Company of Heroes 2. I wonder what I could've accomplished if I spent that time on something else.

What about this coat lads? sexy or na?

colour a bit stand-outish? would you ever respect a man in a dark red coat ?
yes my fit assistant size is S im a twink x

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lmao youve done jakey there

All have an 'a' in their name

just had a walk down the asda

yeah there is and he's spamming randomers names as if they're things again

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fair cop if you were thinking this was me replying to myself, as it was

Where's that
Okay I looked

dont ask /brit/ for fashion advice lol these cunts dont know how to dress

All future England youth prospects.

forest green

cokeman isnt responding

Footballers. I know this because I am a shagger and not a virgin.

surely you can recognize at least a few if you're not a complete shut in

Goosepimples from holding a poo in

I hope you're not implying anyone actually read that shit?

Don't buy Asos brand clothing. The quality is bad.

this is a different kind of sheltered to that of the "did the man kick the ball" virgin freak

Keeping things ticking over in midfield, Alec Douglas-Home

no one cares

not a tall ask is it
replies would imply such
may be the same lad

Sainsburys

>sylvan ebanks-blake
remember him in the championship, based striker

need a vf to be my bf

ah yes another "live" stream of area 51 where it is 9am and still night time
search "area 51" and sort by "live" and there are dozens of these replays of something that happened 5 hours ago
WHERE ARE THE ACTUAL LIVE STREAMS??
starting to smell a rat big time lads

some people just dont give a shit about football
too busy wanking and smoking
fuck off

>not a tall ask is it
well after doing the necessary when seeing Spamming/flooding on /brit/, I would have to re-expand the post in order to read it
far too much effort for a post that wasn't worth posting in the first place

imagine still caring about divegrass in 2019

did the fly emirates mercenaries beat the samsung mercenaries?

forgot pic

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anyone seen my big rat, think he ran this way

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you skint or flush?


why?

Wearing a made in Yorkshire t shirt
Daddy asking for a fact check because he reckons I was conceived in Brittany
TMI big man

can only begin to imagine the little runt that posted this

>daddy
Ew

alri Ron

*skitters under the radiator*

how do you shave your bollocks without severely cutting them

can't believe hiro lets posters get away with TWO blank lines

Been a called a sociopath three separate times on /brit/

whats wrong with a little severe cut

where do you shop?

no I was telling you to see an osteopath

twisted fucking cycle path

have been called a paki more times than i care to count
weirdest thing is im not even a paki - im white!

don't see the problem


seethe on


mong

A lot of my wardrobe staples are ASOS design, I think they're good quality and fit me perfectly. For me it's mostly just brand loyalty and the fact that the website is a dream to use (as opposed to uniqlo which is nasty)

I'M GONNA CUT MY BOLLOCKS OFF

alri

lads

so what should I get for dinner?

alri, ya pakistarni bastid

just blew my butthole out

Been called leftypol every day for a year
Never been on pol

How are you getting cut? I almost never do. I guess you need to shave straight and stretch out the skin a bit.

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not even slightly pakesque me
just like teenage girls and a bit of light socialism

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Rick Owens

all itt

Why

>weirdest thing is im not even a paki - im white!

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youtube.com/watch?v=t-nm9XDN8iw

Good post

going to breathe in and scream the n-word

They get in the way

*breathes in*

>Ateef Rafiq, 24, died from cardiac arrest in a cinema in Birmingham, England whilst looking for his dropped mobile phone. His head became wedged under the electronic footrest of a seat

just came and shit and fart

NIGGER!

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Wanking with the dog's toothbrush

can't stand the french

bit rich for me, pal. i'm not made of money, ya know?

Premier League footballer fled hotel window in his underpants after being filmed on bed with woman who wasn't his partner, blackmail trial hears. According to the prosecutor, the player is "well known."

brushing my teeth with the dogs willy

I spilled baked beans all over myself watching Cars 2 in theaters & a black teenager shouted "this nigga eating beans" & everyone laughed.

youtube.com/watch?v=II-XC8-6_tY

did she really say this

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