American tourists asked me for directions today

>american tourists asked me for directions today
>i sent him the wrong way

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Based nazi.

What is for tourism in German ,
Serious question
Inb4 aushwits

>What is for tourism in German ,

Literally only Bavaria, you can safely discard the rest.

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Doing Gods work

Based, i did the same twice

>Based, i did the same twice

Most excellent, keep up the amazing work!

Looks good
Is there grave or memorial for hitler or no ?

>american tourists asked me for directions today
>i sent him ruins of Hiroshima

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>Is there grave or memorial for hitler or no ?

Yes, it's called Poland.

german tourists come to my town a lot, did the same thing to a couple in may. raining and near freezing that day too so they mustve got really cold

you better hide then, he may shoot you and your school

>german tourists come to my town a lot

Your mom must give great head.

I don't understand

Neither does Poland.

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If a next encounter occurs i will manage to sent them to a favela or something alike

based schizo

tourists literally get picked on all the time here, i've seen countless people telling tourists that ''porcodio'' means goodbye or shit like that

How nice of you to make them feel at home by treating them to a genuine Detroit experience!

Wiesbaden, Heidelberg, Lübeck, Görlitz

Is Berlin more expensive compared to those cities?

this but both go home.

How many Americans visit Germany in a 1year?

I'm too autistic to talk to strangers when I travel so I end up installing google maps for offline and offline translator. One time I got really lost though and my phone died, and a kind Swiss couple drove me to my destination.

>How many Americans visit Nippon in a 1year?

Do you only do this to Americans?
Do German people hate us as well?

Yes, only Americans. I treat tourists from any other country with utmost hospitality.

I do the exact same thing, but instead of by nationality, I rank by these features
>obesity
>facial attractiveness
>how loud they are
>how well dressed they are
>whether they have pleasant accents

Based

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>euro asks for directions
>I send him to the ghetto

honestly did this once guy was french or something

>German tourist asks me for directions
>I tell him where it is, show him on his phone, and wish him a good trip

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>American tourist ask for directions
>Gave them the real directions and some suggestions in other places to visit.

>Go to America
>Customer service wage cucks suck it up to me hoping to Get a tip
>I give them nothing
>They did it for free

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can I go in the castle?

who gives a fuck about neuschwanstein it's a fake neo-bullshit castle

why isn't there more focus on hohenzollern

>european tourist asks me for directions
>i tell them exactly how to get there
>they still seem a bit confused
>i'm not bothered, i walk them there and then wish them well for the remainder of their trip
lmao

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what is it with yuros and and giving tourist wrong directions?

they're wholly evil, malicious people

>hohenzollern
Prettiest castle in the world, desu.

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>american tourist ask me for directions
>I give them some
>they tip me $40 plus tip
>the directions were wrong anyways

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In theory, but there is no mobility scooter ramp.

I see fucking chinks and other tourists all the time in Frankfurt.

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>yuro tourist asked me for directions
>shoot him because he didn't tip me

Auschwitz isn’t in Germany

>Auschwitz isn’t in Germany

Very true.

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that's a relief, I hate fat people and wish we could round them up and put them in Auschwitz style concentration camps and force them work out, but we can't so I guess I can laugh at the from the top of this castle.

There's a youtube channel of a Norwegian guy living in thailand and he asks questions to thai people and give them money and then random people start asking for money and he gives it to them, his name is harald baldr

>bulgaria
>tourists
>refugees

you dont have either desu