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what happened

go to slep

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Yeah I still swam in the summer. That was fun.

>gonna kill myself myself

Based general

cats are shit

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you're doing great sweetie

Struck out on tinder again. God it hurts to be ugly

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why kot is perfect being?

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post face

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how do i get a muslim gf

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they are retart

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Starting to fall back into the eco-something ideology

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Thread theme
trve kvlt edish

youtu.be/nowuL9--kmI

you have to get circumcized if you convert to islam

Couldn't handle the soul attacks

imagine being below 6"/15 cm

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i'm already circumcised

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Cikes

Anyway what you want is to find fresh off the boat muzzies from one of the super strict countries
When they come here to Sodom and Gomorrah they can't contain themselves and turn into a bunch of degenerate freaks like some 18yo college girl just let free of the grip of her parents

unbased, you're not even american

great memories of that too. spent literally every at the pool in my grandmas neighbor during the summer.
>wake up
>go to morning practice
>go to grandmas for lunch while waiting for the pool to open for rec hours
>go fuck around with my niggas in the diving well playing games
take ME back. why can't life be so simple.

>being circumcised

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I'm circumcised and the only people who seem to care are uncut faggy euros (hi sven)

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just did 2 weeds and now I'm feeling these strange urges to consume (hu)manflesh.

uncut is just uglier. Sorry, Joe

Wanna be a child again

you an ss fag?

you just owned yourself LOL

uhh i'm not uncut though? haven't you seen the pic

I've never had a girl complain about my penis (I've been with a girl. Sorry sven)

huh

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mudslime

oh honey... muslimes cut their dicks

you want the pleasure of losing your innocence again

if you're not uncut and you live in sweden you're a mudslime

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based. SS is the best thing i ever did

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No I wanna not fuck my life up
Actually I’d be fine with just being in middle school again because that’s when I started fucking everything up

??? i said i'm uncut you doof

Is this thread still dedicated to love?

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Si senor

Here’s a little sidenote on your piece – I don’t even relate to one observation you made about the music. There’s nothing uncooked about me. To write about me is nothing like it is to be with me. Never had a persona. Never needed one. Never will.

>i'm not uncut
>uncut is just uglier

Interracial love if it’s not brotherly

Oh boy an edition about me

have you considered pic related?

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is sven actually braindead? lmao
now i understand why he's a NEET

feel like hell t.b.h

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*Sven is typing*

>Stefonknee
Is she black too?

sorry, bud. hope you feel better.

Supervisor said I can go home early but another guy asked me for help with taking a van to the shop. Now I have to wait until the guy returns from being with a client

No

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start wageslaving on wednesday

thank you my friend

congrats

whoops, sorry. guess the alcohol is already hitting me. I meant to say "cut is just uglier. Sorry Joe"

what job?

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and retiring on friday, based

what was your parent's second option to name you?

good for you

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I'm Joe btw

np

i hate my shitty grocery store job

Legitimately was going to be Levi

Quit

9/11 was a blowjob

Vilhelm

i cant i need money to go to college in canada parents wont pay

imagine the slut able to deep throat the twin towers...

>college
>canada

Pfffft

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my b

fucking niggers man

why are normies against the idea of terraforming mars and colonizing space in general?

i want to leave the united states and move to a clearly superior country

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Gregory

Then go to Mexico

expensive

i dont want to learn spanish

are americans really this lazy? we had to pick between french, german and spanish as our secondary languages for 3 years in school. just apply yourself

So did we, in highschool we could replace it with an art

I took french for a few years then did computer design the rest

fuck spanish

Why would I want to be able to interact more with Europeans than I already do?

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id rather learn hindi but india doesnt allow dual citizenship