/brit/

im dead serious ive shagged over 20 girls at 20 and even had a female female threesome, theres fuck all wrong with having the one female friend. she's a lovely girl
this is not your safe space sweaty

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What was the biggest fuckup of your life and how did you recover from it if you did?

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should've gone for the jay image if I'm honest here

read cumbric as cumbrain ahaha ha

sorry neurotypical but i think you've ended up on the wrong website i think maybe try www.instagram.com might be more your speed

I hate arabs.
Don't be with them Cleetus they are evil

>Soifox

imagine defending how many birds youve shagged on a thai basket weaving forum

youtube.com/watch?v=80XAJKqRU9k

*poos onto your chin*

don't want to talk about it
get PTSD thinking about it

Can you get coke in ethiopia jeff?

I spy some grotty little virgins

yea should've cut the first sentence out the soy was aimed specifically at
>etc you don't mind being friends with girls. id shag her but shes got a boyfriend cause shes fit but i dont want to complicate things, shes a nice girl so im being nice and going to this gig with her

Planes, lads

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well worth posting

good thing about quitting smoking is i can just have a smoke whenever i want and it doesn't matter cos i quit

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haha fuckin epic and smokepilled lad i won't tell anyone *taps my nose and winks at you surreptitously*

is that what they call a delta wing?

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Why are all the London frens so far away?

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coming here
have yet to recover

I'm not sure about her
I think she might be looking to manipulate me a bit emotionally
a friend of mine told me she likes to play around with guys that way, just lead them on
not overwhelmingly horny but want some female attention so I was thinking of just treating her like a friend until I've a better gauge of the situation

GOAL - Southampton 0-2 Bournemouth
Harry Wilson

A third goal of the season for on-loan Liverpool midfielder Harry Wilson!

Philip Billing gets in behind the defender and has so much time to pick out Wilson with a cut-back from the backline.

Wilson coolly slots it inside the far post.

are you what they call a faggot?

don't really smoke desu just stole the joke from this
youtube.com/watch?v=T6JEW93Ock8

don't use social media much anymore lad

forward sweep wing

this is a delta

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jeffo buying lbs of coke for the lads on /brit/ just because he's a nice guy like that

shut up.

ah, right, cheers!

2020 is unironically my year

If post ends in an odd number, I get drunk tonight. If post ends in an even number, I stay sober. What will it be?

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picking my nose

youtube.com/watch?v=CmgZp8OZUZU

There was some peng bird at school that everyone wanted to shag. Just checked up on her and her life is absolute dogshit hahaha cheerio

don't smoke either but I love a good ciggie now and again
with something else of course either coffee or beer
by itself it's pretty grim, but it accentuates other drugs

hey, you do you. you own that.

where are you lad ill grab a pint with you

all these posts are real knee slappers lads
good job!

enjoy

why what she do

wanked many a time to that clip of her stripping down in I now pronounce you chuck and larry
her body is fucking banging

Did you have a Jow Forums phase, user?

Be mad if Bournemouth win the league

Based planelad

[spoiler]Are you playing any sims tonight[/spoiler]

I go back and forth between the US and Ethiopia every two months
Not worth the risk

Anyone in SW?

>SoHo

FOY
it’s Soho you stupid yank poof. Go Arts Theatre Club

bristol here

don't know what Jow Forums is

no I've had sex

Try again now I've had me dinner. Any song requests?

I just want some frens to go to SoHo with and pick up qts.

yh

wonderwall

b-b-b-but cigawettes cause cancer

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>listen mate when you've shagged as much as i have had female female threesomes etc you don't mind being friends with girls. id shag her but shes got a boyfriend cause shes fit but i dont want to complicate things, shes a nice girl so im being nice and going to this gig with her

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foggy dew

Play that funky rachmaninoff, white goy

reckon southampton, brighton and newcastle will get relegated

I lost my virginity during my Jow Forums phase

got salt & vinegar chips
AND tortilla chips and salsa
AND cider
AND torpedo rolls to make a sandwich
this is epic

Often it seems UK lads talk about drinking like "I'm going to get drunk then, I'm having a drink" What about just having 2 or 3 drinks at a go?

emmet replied to me again
grim

DiD yOu HaVe A PoL pHaSe user

shut the fuck up faggot

farmers are always ugly and fat but always get incredibly fit gfs and wives its mad

soton have looked decent this year apart from tonight
bournemouth are a good side they could even push for europe

more of a shostakovich man personally

yeah you would be twat

I've been quite right wing my whole life though I've never really given any indication of it irl other than the fact that I denigrate blacks casually but I live in a white working class area so nobody cares

reckon my ballbag will get relegated to the nether realm once my FemDomme is finished with it

Anyone want to go out in Romford?

leftypol fuming at farmerchad

forgot the rugby world cup had started
don't usually watch rugby but thought i'd give it a try
just checked and it's hosted in japan so all the fixtures are at 5/8/11 in the morning where i'll either be asleep, at toil on a weekday or hungover sleeping in on a weekend

shan't be watching it then

God Brits are so lucky
youtu.be/BQj9kkbfuqA

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more of a stockhausen fella, me

you rachmaninoff cunts are all the same

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>Harry Wilson

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Absolutely fuck all, looks like she’s Works behind a shitty bar after dropping out of uni for the 3rd time

The Dragonborn cooms

if you don't get shitfaced your not a real man

You know who is lucky? You. For being born into wealth and pampered by your american parents, don’t have to live in a fucking mud shack like your unevolved kinsmen.

>englishman using yank slang
eugh

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emmett fuming at a successful black man

SS does not rest.
We annihilate.

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