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who do you think would be the best political figure to have a pint with?

niggerstation

pack it up lads we've had our trousers pulled down here

For me it's Azula.

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youtube.com/watch?v=mxfg6DvMGM4&t=15s

me on the left
chav on the right

feel bad for the vfs that call into that, love me some Preeti, Priya, or Paige though

She looks like she'd be a good buck

none they're all fake and creepy as fuck

Trump because then I could EXPOSE him because he claims he is teetotal

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You. I like you.

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Thinking about the time some chav asked for a fag and I was like No and he said "fuck you ya lanky dick ead"

alive? assad. dead? pontius pilate

would love to see the shit kissinger has to say when he's absolutely hammered

ketamine and sauvignon blanc

name of my mixtape lad

ayyuyy lads just got back home from the bars. hooked up with two slags unironically

Can't believe Devvo got sacked

Would love to get trashed with Nataliya Poklonskaya

actually looks a lot like the arab girl whom I am in love with desu
ever felt love lads???

I'd have a whiskey with Winston

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wish i could be pure but i have bad desires

Going to a rave next week lads

Do I get on the mandy ting yhhh

imagine having a pint with lee harvey oswald
imagine what he would have to say

good answer
putin would be a good one if he opened up too, probably got into some crazy shit in the KGB

Boring dogshit yank hours once again.

Julius Caesar

Hmmmmmm

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nice Jew mark and the O'Neill hand

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how's it going buddy?

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where do you want things to end up lads

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Shucking a nagging fucking bastard oyster for me own dinner

ulster scots are the thirteen tribe of israel and haven't been forsaken by God

Surely bait

Yawn

honestly fine with how things are right now for the most part just wish I had closer friends
but I guess that Archeofuturist thing

never seen a more autistic image

>Yawn
Ah you finally understand

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100 mg melange
250 ml water of life
down the hatch

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What is a POWERFUL CPU?

Coombernauld

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first day here, redditboy?

e? Well now that you ask I have about forty (no exxageration) random arthoes in my insta dms and i'm copying pasting messages to each, some talking about astrology asking me my sign and i'm in half mind to say i'm a libra baby, weighing up my options of which one of yous is gonna suck me and then i tell to get the fuck on out of my house. on my mother nigg(a)'s ashes i've been shagging cor-tier birds recently. a woman even hit on me on on the street today but i felt sorry for her because we could never fuck, as I was not attracted to the way her hair sat on her head. Peculiar parting or something.

do you think the high from melange (dune) was pretty good?

Had a dream about Hitler. He made me a mean cup of tea. What a great lad.

George Galloway

6502

Playing mount and blade

shut up nerd

..and on that note i bring you two of the greatest (in my (should be well respected) opinion (since i'm 100x better than roger ebert ever was, and younger, smarter, and have a bigger dick than scaruffi could ever dream of having) so here goes: two of the greatest records ever released in the past fifty years (one of which i know for a fact was recorded on pre-war equipment since he owns probably one of the largest and most autistic collections of pre-war amps on the planet but they should sound good (preferably only when listening extremely ASBO-tier loud, or in good headphones, or with proper hi-fi setup), or they will sound just good on anything, since audiophiles are fucking faggots.

>Vincent Gallo - Lonely Boy Live @ KXLU (not available on YouTube unfortunately)
followed by his interview with Elvis Mitchell discussing music and all that sort of thing. (keep in mind, he is a film director, not a musician, yet his masterpiece entitled 'When' released on Warp in 2001 is probably one of the best records of the last 100 years. Naturally he incorporates his cinematic genius into music and even in one music video (before 'fame' became what 'fame' is now had a dreamy looking group of now famous people spinning on a wooden table in their underwear in various stages of undress which is a quite dreamy and Strangler's-esquevibe music video to me, for some reason. You don't need to see the pussy, or nudity at all really.
>Brian Jonestown Massacre's - Crushed from Methodrone released in 1995 which is also a masterpiece.
It needs no explanation - it just is what it is. Obviously heavily influenced by MBV but fuck those old faggots they're old

Now I'm taking some narcotics haha

don't know what any of these are
just wanna live in an ultra-conservative sharia state lads

This all happened in your head

Intel Core i9-9900K

thoughts on r/The51stState ?

listening to 00's stuff
youtube.com/watch?v=ncRR0Ur4Yvs

same

>Intel
Oh boy

always tell people that I'm really good at guitar but I live in fear of them actually hearing me play since I mostly just do jazzy discordant polyrhythms haha

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Wow epicccc humour Dimitrov

can you just talk to people at small concert venue
like go up and begin a chat?
do I need to take some drug other than alcohol

Hello lads

AOC.

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asked the insta girl for feet pics and she stopped replying
it was a joke you stupid slag

Brutal.

Id you say so
I did more shit than that just walking down the street
Incelvision afflicted freaks can't @ me

Wasn't a joke tho.

>jazzy discordant polyrhythms

don’t even know what these words mean you fucking fairy

people just assume I can play guitar by the way I look
never say yea or nay

You showed your hand too early

turned myself into a sandworm morty
i'm god emperor rick!

epic pun

Oh right lol

Idk how you alt-right kiddies have a trait of being laughed at all the time

wish she would show her foot

yeah

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Next 3 posters are soyboys

>AOC? Oh, you mean the Axiom of Choice.

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I will do soon gimme a sec

IBM POWER9

Not an alt-righter tho.

had a dream where i was trying to convince shakira not to shoot up a school

dunno what it means

it was a JOKE

can't actually imagine normies reading dune after the first one
children would send them ballistic with all of the hints of incest and pedophilia

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get an i5 or an i7
everything else is an overpriced mem

go suck orban off you hungarian/bulgarian bigot lad

based set theory leaf is here