Umm, Australia, are you OK?

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>dubbo, cobar, nyngan, narromine

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>my town won't run dry until 2021 so who cares, we've got two years left instead of one

more immigrants will fix it

Immigrants conserve water by showering with your daughter

thus fixing the problem

The joke is that nothing will fix it. You will probably be immigrants eventually.

we just need more immigrants to move out there to stimulate the towns economys, which will allow them to simply buy more water off of neighbouring towns.

Nah you need to kill your boomer farmers and coal supporters instead.

>Nah you need to kill your boomer farmers
but then who will feed the immigrants?

Employ the immigrants on the farms. That;s what we do here. Basically the problem with Australia is that your boomers think that global warming will kill off their political opponents. The only way to prove them wrong is to kill them first.

See? They help

Faggot green shill

>If wE JuSt BaN cOaL eVeRyThInG wILl bE BeTtEr

>Employ the immigrants on the farms. That;s what we do here.
the boomers already do that, they're just called backpackers instead of mexians.

>Hello yes I would like the heavy metals contaminating my groundwater and farmland and sulfuric rain destroying my crops, with a side of smog. Yes, boots for me to lick on the side would be lovely.

FuCk OfF zOoMeR

>I would NOT like your histrionic argument please remove me from your list

why are you talking like that?

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Concentrated Solar Thermal power plants fueling massive desal plants.

>Using the most expensive way to generate electricity to create the most expensive fresh water

From what I understand australian boomers unironically believe that global warming will kill all the liberals in their country and turn a large part of their inland desert into some kind of lake, thereby providing the boomer farmers with a new source of freshwater. Is that correct?

I love the fact that scrolling through random threads on any given board provides a good 20% chance to be derailed by an unhinged American going out of his way to enforce stereotypes.
Quality stuff, really.

not wanting to inhale smog makes you soi apparently

wasted dubs

First day on Jow Forums?
You don't do that around here.

>Is that correct?
First I've hesrd of it. The only people who give two fucks about farmers here are the farmers themselves. Rich boomer cunts couldn't give a fuck about anything but ensuring their property values continue to rise and that their fat tax payer funded pensions are being maintained by gutting public services.

FiRsT dAy On Jow Forums?
yOu DoN't Do ThAt ArOuNd HeRe

>will kill all the liberals in their country
dude, australian boomers vote for the liberal party.

Once their supply runs out, ours is going to as well and regional NSW where most farmers are so how are you going to get your moo-moo milk and chook eggs?

Our Liberal party are highly conservative neolibs.

Nah. Our government sold out farmland so companies like Santos can pump out natural gas and poison the water supply. Naturally, the farmers who protest against this are the ones who get massive fines for it.

After its installed, maintenance isnt that bad, and its unlimited, especially in Australia. Hell, if you wanted you could build another one that cuts out the middle man and uses saltwater for coolant, converting it directly to steam.
No, they are just lazy, apathetic and know the USA would intervene if they suddenly pulled their heads out of their asses and expelled the savages.

Same with anyone calling out cops for biking on roads when bike paths are available.

>Maintenance on panels exposed to the sun and machinery that handles saltwater 24 hours a day isn't bad

CSP is just mirrors. Just blast away salt deposits with high pressure salt water over a minute, then re pump it up. Bam.

>CSP is just mirrors.
That need routine cleaning for optimal efficiency. If they're powered to track the sun's movement that's hundreds or thousands of drive systems to keep up

>Just blast away salt deposits
Do you know what saltwater does to metal user?

they are anything but conservative. believe it or not conservative doesn't mean selling your country out to overseas investors or bending over to America like americans on the internet have made you think. your fucking labour party is more conservative than the nsw government, especially since they dropped the whole socialism shtick decades ago, since they care about the country infinitely more than liberals do.

this just reeks of american perspective where wanting to tax companies means your party must be commie.

>If they're powered to track the sun's movement that's hundreds or thousands of drive systems to keep up
Yeah dont do that.

>Australia’s longest river - the Murray - has been severely affected with 901GL of water entering the system in the past 12 months compared to its annual average of 5000GL.

>The data shows that Menindee Lakes - which is a source of flows for the Lower Darling and is a vital fish nursery - received just six gigalitres of water in the past year. It’s annual inflow average is 1387GL.

>The Lachlan River, which runs through the state’s central west, is projected to run dry by March 2020 leaving the towns of Forbes, Cowra and Parkes without water supply. The river is the fourth longest in Australia and annually receives an average of 1212GL of water but in the last year recorded inflows of just 107GL.

>The state’s northwest including the small towns of Manilla and Boggabri could also run out of water by the same date if the upper Namoi River doesn’t receive any rainfall.

>A group of rivers which straddle the NSW and Queensland border and supply water to the towns of Boggabilla, Ashford and Goondiwindi, received just 17GL of inflows in the past year compared to an annual average of 1000GL.

>WaterNSW predicts the Border rivers will run dry by September 2020 without government intervention and rain.

>Water is projected to stop flowing from taps in the northern NSW town of Inverell in March 2021 where the Gwydir River, which usually receives 1141GL of rain a year, will dry up after just 19GL entered the system last year.

>The data predicts that most of Sydney’s water supply will remain flowing until at least October 2021 when, under the worst-case scenario, the upper Nepean River will run dry.

>Australia’s largest urban water supply dam - Warragamba Dam - is projected to stop flowing by January 2022, according to the data.

>Warragamba Dam received 105GL of water in the last year compared to its annual average of 1069GL.

This isnt just a few random ass towns in rural NSW, the same report predicted all these.

>Murray
Burn down the almond farms and other nonsensical luxury silliness.

Honestly at this point the LNP don't even have an objective other than doing the bidding of their doners so they can use the funds to bankroll another election.

Indeed. They are cartoonish levels of morally bankrupt to the point that they don't even try to hide it (or at least are very inept at doing so).

Based aussie dabbing on the mutt Jow Forumsyps.

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Shame really, we could've voted them out this year but my state had to collectively lose their minds and voted for Palmer and Pauline instead

Have sex

Haven't seen it rain more than a light drizzle for a good 6 months haha wahey

No, you're wrong.
They are conserving the social and financial capital hierarchy, which in this global economy does mean "selling your country out to overseas investors or bending over to America". They are the direct benefactors of this behaviour because they are the elites. We are being fucked over to conserve their hegemony. That's conservatism.

Good

t. bootlicker

Even the labour party cares more about property rights than liberals do. To say their way of keeping the hegemony is conservatism is almost like saying Pol Pot's way of dealing with things is what communism is about. A hierarchy would still exist under the labour party anyhow and they didn't need to sell their country out to do that in the glorious years that they were the governing group. Conservatism isn't just one thing, it's many ideas, like the aforementioned property rights.

Hell the liberal party don't even want to keep their hegemony at times like in the last election where they deliberately tried to NOT win because they didn't want to deal with the worst debt in the country's history but didn't expect liberals to be dumb enough to vote them back in anyways.

t. leaf

AW FUCK!

>which in this global economy does mean "selling your country out to overseas investors or bending over to America".
But both the Greens and Labor are also interested in selling out our country to the Chinese and bending over to the Chinese. Which is essentially a difference face of the same coin. Apart from privatization, the Libs are becoming increasingly protectionist against foreign influence.

Dont get me wrong, I hate the Libs and have exclusively voted Labor, but Labors willingness to bend over to the Chinese overlords and spread them cheeks is a huge deal breaker and I'd rather have the shitty Libs than the somewhat decent Chinese cock sucking Labor.

To add to this, it's like saying that american republicans are socialist because the FDA still exists today.

Under which party did the country's economy grow more? Which party cares more about the environment? Which party cares more about property rights? Certainly not the liberal party. The thing is that even Santos which australian liberals bend over for is controlled by overseas investors. Nothing they do is in benefit of their own country.

You know China is one of our biggest trading partners right? It's pretty ironic that you say Labor are spreading their asscheeks for China when they're being called a bunch of racist fucks on the media right now because they questioned one of the liberal MP's for having connections to the CCP.

>Under which party did the country's economy grow more? Which party cares more about the environment? Which party cares more about property rights? Certainly not the liberal party.
I know it was Labor, which is why I've exclusively voted for them. But if you asked someone living in Australia in 1942 if property rights, environmental care or economy growth was the important choice in the build up to great geopolitical power plays of WW2, I know what answer people would give you.

>You know China is one of our biggest trading partners right?
Yes. Unfortunately for whatever argument you're trying to make, countries put security before economic well being.
>It's pretty ironic that you say Labor are spreading their asscheeks for China when they're being called a bunch of racist fucks on the media right now because they questioned one of the liberal MP's for having connections to the CCP.
Because they're being called racist by overwhelmingly Liberal donor media. This was a major issue addressed by the last election, it doesnt have to make sense, it just has to work as a smear campaign.

>The thing is that even Santos which australian liberals bend over for is controlled by overseas investors
Also, technically, Santos has given more political donations to the Labor party then the Liberals

The most important question has not been asked : how do we help our Australian friends?

we move the entire population of germany to outback towns which will in turn, stimulate local economys allowing the towns to simply buy water from the snowy alps