/cum/

youtube.com/watch?v=jRHmHw6fwFE

stunning AND brave

skim milk is fucking fine, just weak.
i bet you pussies don't even make a quick rinse in the """empty""" milk jug and drink that so as not to waste a nanogain when you're done sluggin'.

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it didn't really happen for no reason for me, but i would pop diamond stiffies over the tiniest little bit of lewdity from any ol' 4/10 or whatever in class

What would you if your nudes leaked?

>$2000 to not even be able to legally defend yourself

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can you imagine eating cereal with water?
makes me gag thinking about it
it just aint right

im talking about shoes not sneakers
i already wear converse

>$2000 to get confiscated by Justin in 2 months after he gets another majority

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just look at that chad grip
i'm in awe of the lad
never knew he was so alpha

i think psychedelics have made me a much more humble and better person

looks good. I miss living on the coast with premo fishing. there's some decent rivers here, just been to lazy to go out, and I got rid of my truck so it's a pain in the ass hauling gear and dead fish.

God, I wish I could hear him say,
"sim sim salabim!"

what the FUCK is that?

ald-52 made me think looking trans would be fine

just get something like pic related. they're gay as fuck

The poster below is NOT trustworthy. Don't listen to them

the poster above is lying

Yeah I’m too in love with the Atlantic to ever leave it, even if I don’t get my sorry ass on the water as much as I should.

I know you like to think that your shit
DONT STIiiink but
Lean a little bit closuh cause
Roses really smell like BOO BOOoooo

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ate 4 corndogs

if i buy these what you think theyll say

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truth

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im not sure what to say to that. would you say it has been a positive influence?

whoops

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these actually dont look so bad

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THey'll call you a faggot sissy

which is what you are so it's nbd right?

That’s our pm cosplaying as Aladdin. Isn't it magical?

want to try a corndog but i don't eat meat

if ill ever put on a tattoo it would be something like this but on my finger

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I'd love to get a cottage somewhere in north carolina someday

>I dont eat meat

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woah slut
actually what im concerned its not that but that theyll wont allow me to

pretty nice

i always wanted a snake tat too. but on my arm

yeah but the lace idk
i dont like laces on shoes desu

poopoo with corn in it

want to get fucking obliterated this stuff isn't drugging me enough its making me stimulated

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love snakes desunya

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yes very much so
i have lived for the first year of my life in 2019

corn on the cob but instead of the corn bone it's a hotdog

i'm sure you can something similar without it.

snakes are very cute

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that's called corn on the dog in canada

why are bartendrs such dicks

im scared of snakes

good to hear. hope you can continue to live and become something great.

hello placer-kun good to see your flag again

I took care of my uncles snake for 2 years. I loved her so much, her name was haley she was a 5ft ball python and was the sweetest thing.

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These are the most latinx shoes ever
Need a tight ass button up shirt, some chinos, and a bronzed bod

extremely based

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I make 17.52 an hour. Is that more or less than you?

Currently making 0 an hour
Max was about 22 an hour last year.

less i make 17.15/hour

my hands are covered in mustard and i fucked up the cheese packaging trying to make a roast beef snadwich

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less

you make 11 times more than me

what's that in USD, about $2.75/hr?

we can't all be rich

I make like five times that

STOMP STOMP CLAP
STOMP STOMP CLAP

WE ARE WE ARE WALMART

I make 19.75/hr CAD plus bonus and bennies but im still ronery

thanks

so thats what, 10 dollars US?

i make 27 loonies an hour

You in a union?

should have pregamed before going out earlier
this is shit

man /cum/ is full of rich men and yet none of them donate to me
ummmm transphobic much??

no
unions are gay

>tfw i didn't adopt her
rip santas lil helper

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New Jersey is based

FUCK! just got back from a summer in the rockies. Partying, meeting beautiful people, hiking ontop of mountains, and just being happy. Now im back at university again. fuck all of this. i dont want a normal life. i dont want a 9-5 job and a 1 bedroom appartment for 1500$ a month. I wanna sleep in a tent. i wanna work with a bunch of other degenerates cooking, or fruit picking, or weed trimming or whatever. Every summer since ive started uni ive gone off and fucked around in some part of western canada for a few months while making almost enough money to pay for my uni tuition. I'm working at this fucking degree for years and years but my hearts not in it. this isnt where i wanna be. Cant wait till i graduate and im free to fuck off anywhere i want.

fuck this rant. im drunk. cheers and thanks anyone for reading

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im a transphobic tranny
donate to my patreon

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14.89, rip

youre outof touch
youre out of touch
im out of my head when youe not aroooouuunnd
youtube.com/watch?v=qeMFqkcPYcg

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i want to be a normal grownup again but i cant. This isnt where i wanna be. This isnt where i wanna be where i want to be where i wanna be. Where is that fucking fucker? I want out and I want to be fucked around with so badly that i want to die and that isnt even fucking possible. I should have done the fucking thing and not even bothered to say fuck you and just done it. Now I don't want to be treated like fuckers all the fucking time im just tired of it and that makes me fucking sick of myself. I am tired of being a fucker i should have done a fucking thing but its so fucking stupid you know? And I fucking loved that ass and this is all thanks to him. I hate my life so much. Its so fucking bad, fucking fuck this so fucking much. I will take it and i want out, and it feels so wrong and i hate myself for not having the guts to say something. I should have said fuck you and just done a normal thing like fuck off or I shouldn't have even been fucking around with him. And now it's all good and I don't want this

goodb ye

rockies are based and redpilled.

take care pf yourself bud

I make about $15/ hr but my CoL is low so I save about $1500-2000/ month
So my relative wealth is pretty solid

i posted the wrong song
youtube.com/watch?v=u02tycroA30

I had a dream about a plane crash in Massachusets(I don't know how to spell it)
stay safe

cringe

are you a Dreamer?

I make anywhere from $25-100/hr

hey bud i know youre mocking me but im just speaking from the heart. Im not articulate and i dont care. thats not important
its a fucking aweosme time man. been to almost 20 countries around the world, nothing beats banff.
yea man i appreciate it. im doing good. just cant wait to get on with the future. and see what i wanna see and do what i wanna do. much love.

np i'm sure youll be happy all that shit is behind you once you finish your degree

Not even sure that other post is mocking, could just be a stresspost

petition csgo to unban me