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>Mild

>insomnia

>edition

The lesson is Trudeau is a centrist melt and always was, famalam.

why do the irish love staying up late

I fuck actually

No just sick of all the distractions

t.pastie baby

Aha sorry to disappoint you my Irish friend as unfortunately I don't have a blog, rather I post my thoughts here and you can't stop me from doing so despite your unprovoked and quite frankly silly anger.

Soldier.

Ever had therapy?

Uni starts Monday and I was working til 3 so fuck it I say fuck it, you only live your life this once and you want to get a good run at it, and so I say to you I come hither in the late hours of the morning to enjoy your company, and post about niggers and poos bum willy whhehehehehhehe

Yeah true, he tried to make it seem like he wasn't though

Not if I have something to do. I'll admit that when I have no structure and nothing to wake up for I go off the rails a bit.

Borrowing money. Once I get my student loan I have to pay back around £800. And I'm still on the cans, £10 a day basically. You've got to realize I've been sat in this fucking shoe box bedsit with no substantial amount of money and no-one to talk to for 3 months. I was eating properly, although its was polony and macaroni until I accidentally smashed my only plate, so now I just eat 59P flapjacks for fiber and carbs and pepperamis for protein. Can't wait to get my loan and start eating real food again.

Sorry to hear that lad

What uni and what degree and was it 2:1 or higher

Unironically got woken up by a bunch of tinder messages lile an hour ago and can't get back to sleep.

>has parents
>has a degree
there are others worse off than you. suck it up and use your time / resources wisely to better yourself

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I'd recommend counselling. Your story has really put a dampener on my day

Cleaner
Care worker

What matters is you've got self-awareness lad, it's never too late despite the temptations of the sedentary and posting here - you've still got plenty of time to sort it out

pancakes wtf?

>just don't be depressed bro. children are starving in africa or something

Night toil till 6am

Jesus christ lad that's depressing are your parents no longer around you sound like you need some counselling as well

Sheffield, 2:2

Why even bother (You)ing him if this was the advice you were going to give, as if he'd never considered that already

Well yeah. Hence, he was a centrist melt rather than a blatant right winger.

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he really doeslike play dress up

Cognitive behavioral therapy and professional help

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Whats your bmi

Yikes

Modern Family is a funny show

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They are, but my Mum has had 30 year run of bad luck and my Dad is making a lot of money but we don't speak often. I couldn't go home anyway because my Mum has moved back in with my Nana and Grandad with my little sister and 5 people related in a 3 bedroomed house is just a tinder box.

Don't see why you could never get a job in your field with that 2bh

Having a degree is a fine start. I’ve seen people in the depths of social retardation flourish with the right help, go see a professional therapist/counselor and stop talking to us goons day in day out. If your only form of social contact is this place then it’ll skew your fucking mind. You’re in a prison of your own making pal, help yourself to help yourself.

Fuck knows these days, I'd estimate 30's at least. I don't even eat a lot, almost all my wieght is from drinking.

Most people lose all their friends as they get older. The job front is where you’ve really fucked it

Tell your dad you're struggling for the past 3 months you're his fucking son.

Don't think its cowardice seeking help. Its brave

Good post / advice
/brit/ is a great place to hang out on the side, it shouldn't be your primary form of socialisation

Fuuuck i need to get on the cans to increase the mass

Another good post

Lot of good lads on here tonight

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sensational post this
almost as good as the berries and wind one

My Dad isn't the kind of person that would be moved by that. He'd give you the money, but he's not the kind of person you want to be in debt to, he'll never let you live it down.

I'd say by an estimate I'm around 16-18 stone, 5'10 height.

I know they’re complete shitposts but every now and then I see a soyjak replying to someone in the most low effort way possible and I cant help but burst out laughing at it

Gregoire Trudeau reportedly attempted to keep a low profile when the party was over. However, sources told AP the PM's wife was at a table at one point as she tried and failed to hide behind a table.

At one point, sources say Gregoire Trudeau was at the table attempting to hide behind another table as the party got underway. However, according to a source, she later returned from hiding behind a table and left the party.

Sources also say that during the party, the PM's wife allegedly saw a black person dressed in blackface and attempted to hide behind the table. Sources say no one heard or saw Gregoire Trudeau.

This comes on the heels of reports that a "white power" rally was scheduled for next month in Ottawa. The rally was meant to coincide with Canada's 150th birthday.

In an interview with AP, Gregoire Trudeau denied claims she tried to keep a low profile during the party – but also called the story "garbage."

Why don’t you have mates

>Just seen my Year 3 uni schedule
For the love of God

It makes Years 1 and 2 look like a fucking holiday.

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Boo hoo why don’t you go suck a nigger

get the fuck out you literal fucking 7 year old my christ

Meet him for coffee

I hadnt seen my dad in over a year and when he saw how ill and emaciated i looked from uni my mum told me he broke down in tears. And hed never help with financial stuff usually

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arrogant NEETs

>arrogant student shocked by a hard days work

I do. I just didn't want to see them because I'm in a pathetic state.

>Aladdin is brown
>Therefore to wear an Aladdin costume correctly is to paint your face brown
>somehow racist
Why are the only people that are building divisions between races the extreme right and the extreme left

oh shut up you little prick
fuck is this world coming to
people your age should be out on playground throwing woodchips at each other not on Jow Forums

Loooool got eeem

Boo fucking hoo, get your arse up and suck a nigger

What are White Nationalists like in the UK?

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I'm not on bad terms with my Dad, but just trust me. Its because I know him so well I don't want to lend money off him.

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dont think i even knew what the internet was in year 3

wastemen

What are you studying?

> I was eating properly, although its was polony and macaroni until I accidentally smashed my only plate, so now I just eat 59P flapjacks for fiber and carbs and pepperamis for protein
Laughing my fucking ass off at this. You can buy a whole pack of shitty plastic plates in any supermarket for like 2 quid

Don't ask if you don't want an answer. In fact, get fucked you little cunt before I wrap your head around a lamppost. Don't talk to me like that.

MAMMYYYYY

YOU'RE TEARING THIS FAMILY APART

I don't know what to tell you then lad. Maybe you can get a bigger loan or email your uni explaining your circumstance and theyll reimburse you

Lots of crap-talking in this thread. It's miserable and mean and it doesn't have to happen. We can do better.

Mechanical Engineering

I live in a flophouse hotel, and there sounds like there may be a sexual assault taking place, should I investigate?

Yeah but do you know what you can't do with plastic plates? Put anything with any amount of moisture on them you fucking idiot.

I work full time and have a degree

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Hey retard go wallow in another crate of special brew you fat stinking mess and suck a niggy while you’re at it

love saying "will i fuck" and so on in person but via text it dont really work just looks like im asking if i can have sex

You work as a security guard you spacker

Then buy a ceramic plate from ikea for a couple of quid you dullard

You'll want to put a bullet through your skull once you graduate I reckon

t. someone who graduated a few months ago and is now wageslaving

>I live in a flophouse hotel
if you really must, call the police. Don't get shot for some junkie bitch

doing what?

genuinely just sat down at the 'puter and im gagging already off for a massive poo
dont know why i bother

Janny numb the pain yeah
Please, Janny make it go away
I'm committed, not addicted but it keep controlling me
All that pain now I can't feel it, I swear that it's slowing me

Do you fuck do you fuuuck

Nope & Cope

IT admin/network engineer

Yeah and report the findings of your sleuthing here

but I'll be rich from engineering bux so it won't matter
right?
good pay?

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State of this actual spasticated braindead idiot who broke a plate and has now been eating lunchables and tins of special brew for the past three months

Fucking state of you cunts by jove, go buy a fucking plate you bonehead