Call a US bank

>call a US bank
>American starts speaking straight and fast english
>can't keep up, keep thinking of what word to say, also have a filipino accent and I keep stuttering
>meanwhile, I can write English just fine
Why is English so hard to speak but easy to write?

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I bet you can speak Filipino or Tagalog or whatever the FUCK you speak at home like a machine gun on crack. Did you know if you just inform them that English is not your primary language they will slow down? Bet you didn't cause you are embarrassed and dumb.

whats a flip accent like?

*also obligatory

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Stop being a pussy. Tell them English isn't your first language. I wish you were in my school so that I could beat the anime faggotry out of you

similar to a spanish accent but they leave out the p sound in most words

Like a Spanish man speaking english

You guys are being faggots. It's hard to say that in the spur of the moment. And my accent makes it obvious, I mean, aren't there a lot of flips in America?

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Why did I laugh at this.

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You gotta realize these people are on NPC mode. The faster they get through a call the faster they can stop working. I'm in the other camp, I will help one person out for hours until they are satisfied with the results. Remind yourself that YOU called THEM and THEY are there to help YOU. Make sure YOU get what you need, it's their fucking job.

I'm a nice guy, I don't want to get mad at people

>*calls the bank*
>”yes sir, how may we I help you?”
>”y u h”
>”sir? Sir can you please answer me? Is everything alright?”
>”YUH-YUH”
>”Sorry, but do you speak engl-“
>”YUHYUHYUHYUHYUHYUHYUHYHYUHYUHYUHYUHYUHYUHYUHYHYUHYUHYUHYUHYUHYUHYUHYHYUHYUHYUHYUHYUHYUHYUHYH“

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It. Is. Their. JOB.

>stupid americans think talking slower and louder makes them easier to understand fucking retards
>omg why don't americans talk slower and more clearly I can't understand them

have you tried to beless whiny OP, just a tip

You just have a poor grasp of english.

Okay. I'm just not a confrontational person

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Same with US ATC.
>want to learn a bit
>suddently you are at a cattle auction, but over noisy radio
It's just how Americans talk, I guess.

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how do the mangos sell these days?

It's not being confrontational. It's asking the person whose job it is to help you to HELP YOU. If you want to keep your pacifist attitude start with "Sorry." and continue with "My English is not very good, can you please slow down just a bit?" If they get all huffy and puffy demand to speak with someone else. THAT would be confrontational.

Why are you asking?

We also talk loud and people think its obnoxious, be we aren't obnoxious. It's a trait passed on to us by the Spanish

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Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl. >mfw thinking of you hurting

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>like a spanish man speaking english
NOOOoooooo.
It's more like a Vietnamese/Laotian trying to speak english.

Filipinos love over exaggerating their spanish influences.

konnichiwa monsieur

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>Like a Spanish man speaking english
Lmao no. You sound like a South East Asian speaking English.
Spanish man: Chickin Fried Rice
Pinoy man: Cheekun Plied Lice
There's nothing wrong with it. Be more confident, I bet you are great in taglog.

>And my accent makes it obvious, I mean, aren't there a lot of flips in America?
50 thousand Filipinos become citizens every year but they are mostly concentrated in just a few areas.

When you try to act tough online, you maybe shouldn't mention you are in school

Sadly yes there are and I want them all out NOW

it's just you being dumbass

>AAHHHHH YOU CAN'T EXPECT ME TO USE (common sense)
Every fucking time. Don't ever change, flip user.

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kek

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