You have 10 seconds to act as Italian as possible

Non annanas on pizza

>NOOOOO YOU CAN'T ADD CREAM TO THE CARBONARA

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*is gay*

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I can just be myself and that's enough

>I want a Scots BVLL to have childer with my wife.

IO VOTO PD

bonjour pizza al dente belissimo

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ODIO TERRONE

Bonjour je suis Italien

This. All Italian want Scots speaking children.

Aiy, that's a real nice a linguini just like my mama usta make.

>Why yes, I cheat on my wife all the time but will murder my own wife if I find her cheating.

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You just called a pizza(female) handsome

Ok this doesnt happen anymore, and only used to happen in Sicily, this is BLATANT misinformation

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Mama mia!

REEEEEEEE TERRONI
>or
REEEEEEEE POLENTONI

basatissimo

*has three brothers and six cousins who immigrate illegally to Italy to pick tomatoes and clean toilets*

based

Mamma mia, il Cesare Augusto, il Christopher Columbo, il tutti frutti and all the whipped cream and walnuts!

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*HONKS HONKS*
TUTTI DA PUTANA
*kills 3 pedestrians*
AYYYY NO MOVIN I KEPT FORWARD HUH
*skips 32 red lights*
MAMMA MIA

youtube.com/watch?v=J6dFEtb06nw
PAPPATAPOOTI?

We have less road incidents than you spain

...

I want a BLACK AFRICAN GODDESS QUEEN GF

Io voto PD.
Anche io!

Io voto forza nuova :)

Finirai a Piazzale Loreto.

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST BREAK SPAGHETTI IN HALF!!!!!!!!

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Finirai a Marzabotto

Sao ko kelle terre, per kelle fini que ki contene, trenta anni le possette parte Sancti Benedicti.

*gags up with my kid gang and smash your face while listening to pino daniele*

*fucks black woman*

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THIS REMINDS ME OF MY 3RD YEAR OF HIGH SCHOOL WITH ITALIAN LITERATURE DUDE YOU BROUGHT ME BACK 8 YEARS AGO

*vota PD*

CAZZZZOOOOO DIOO PORRRCOOOOOO MEEERDAAA

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Dio mio, iza Lunchtime. Better stop a working for the day.

my mom just woke me up to tell me lunch ia ready for her big boy
I'm 32

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>this bunch of kids starts following you and insulting you
what do you do?

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>MAMA MIA PASTA LE VISTA AFRICANO MY DAUGHETRINO

I strike one, then have to escape the neighborhood because all the old people are coming after me for hurting that good boy

You are living the dream. I don’t know what I would do without my Mamma.

wake up and realize it's just a dream. i don't live in naples

P O R C O D I O

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babidibuppi

mafia

Carameru makiato arigato gozaimasu

bad choice
youtube.com/watch?v=I0hMsbfnF6w

youtube.com/watch?v=wi1fSu9kkt8

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What happened to Andrea Dipre?
He used to be a famous art critic.
Look how low he has fallen.

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>fallen
he has reached new heights but yeah he's been silent lately

last stage of cocaine addiction

do italians really?
youtube.com/watch?v=NrQbe3HehcM

THE FACT THAT

*slams a ripped screen door

Explain

>Why yes, I had 7 sons who will all try to kill each other for their inheritance.

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*ruins a great country by migrating to it*

everything we touch withers ;_;

CAZZO!

io voto PD

Extremely based. If you happen not to be Italian, even more based.

basatissimo

>Napolitan is not Italian

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCKING TERRONE HURRRRRRR

BOOPITY BAPPI, RIGOLETTO STILETTO

PASTA MARINARA, SPAGHETTI ALFREDO

the first recorded written italian is a dispute between a group of churches over land

IT'S A ME, MARIOOOO

WAAA HOOO

lol, no
ec.europa.eu/transport/road_safety/sites/roadsafety/files/pdf/statistics/dacota/asr2018.pdf

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**is brown short and hairy**

this post is a bit on the nose, don't you think?

Attraversiamo, vaffanculo, pizza

*claims to have Italian ancestors but can't show Rome on the map*

Dick time for them

no idea.

youtube.com/watch?v=RX286yFjHzU

What happened there?