You have 10 seconds to act as Italian as possible.
You have 10 seconds to act as Italian as possible
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>EYYY IM WALKIN’ ERE
Pasta Macaroni Pizza
GABAGOOL
*change sides*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
chuckle
Niggers are genetic criminals but my cousin in the mafia is a standup guy, honest
GERMANY HELP
What should i do?
Non annanas on pizza
>NOOOOO YOU CAN'T ADD CREAM TO THE CARBONARA
*is gay*
I can just be myself and that's enough
>I want a Scots BVLL to have childer with my wife.
IO VOTO PD
bonjour pizza al dente belissimo
ODIO TERRONE
Bonjour je suis Italien
This. All Italian want Scots speaking children.
Aiy, that's a real nice a linguini just like my mama usta make.
>Why yes, I cheat on my wife all the time but will murder my own wife if I find her cheating.
You just called a pizza(female) handsome
Ok this doesnt happen anymore, and only used to happen in Sicily, this is BLATANT misinformation
Mama mia!
REEEEEEEE TERRONI
>or
REEEEEEEE POLENTONI
basatissimo
*has three brothers and six cousins who immigrate illegally to Italy to pick tomatoes and clean toilets*
based
Mamma mia, il Cesare Augusto, il Christopher Columbo, il tutti frutti and all the whipped cream and walnuts!
*HONKS HONKS*
TUTTI DA PUTANA
*kills 3 pedestrians*
AYYYY NO MOVIN I KEPT FORWARD HUH
*skips 32 red lights*
MAMMA MIA
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PAPPATAPOOTI?
We have less road incidents than you spain
...
I want a BLACK AFRICAN GODDESS QUEEN GF
Io voto PD.
Anche io!
Io voto forza nuova :)
Finirai a Piazzale Loreto.
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST BREAK SPAGHETTI IN HALF!!!!!!!!
Finirai a Marzabotto
Sao ko kelle terre, per kelle fini que ki contene, trenta anni le possette parte Sancti Benedicti.
*gags up with my kid gang and smash your face while listening to pino daniele*
*fucks black woman*
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THIS REMINDS ME OF MY 3RD YEAR OF HIGH SCHOOL WITH ITALIAN LITERATURE DUDE YOU BROUGHT ME BACK 8 YEARS AGO
*vota PD*
CAZZZZOOOOO DIOO PORRRCOOOOOO MEEERDAAA
Dio mio, iza Lunchtime. Better stop a working for the day.
my mom just woke me up to tell me lunch ia ready for her big boy
I'm 32
>this bunch of kids starts following you and insulting you
what do you do?
>MAMA MIA PASTA LE VISTA AFRICANO MY DAUGHETRINO
I strike one, then have to escape the neighborhood because all the old people are coming after me for hurting that good boy
You are living the dream. I don’t know what I would do without my Mamma.
wake up and realize it's just a dream. i don't live in naples
P O R C O D I O
babidibuppi
mafia
Carameru makiato arigato gozaimasu
bad choice
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What happened to Andrea Dipre?
He used to be a famous art critic.
Look how low he has fallen.
>fallen
he has reached new heights but yeah he's been silent lately
last stage of cocaine addiction
do italians really?
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THE FACT THAT
*slams a ripped screen door
Explain
>Why yes, I had 7 sons who will all try to kill each other for their inheritance.
*ruins a great country by migrating to it*
everything we touch withers ;_;
CAZZO!
io voto PD
Extremely based. If you happen not to be Italian, even more based.
basatissimo
>Napolitan is not Italian
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCKING TERRONE HURRRRRRR
BOOPITY BAPPI, RIGOLETTO STILETTO
PASTA MARINARA, SPAGHETTI ALFREDO
the first recorded written italian is a dispute between a group of churches over land
IT'S A ME, MARIOOOO
WAAA HOOO
**is brown short and hairy**
this post is a bit on the nose, don't you think?
Attraversiamo, vaffanculo, pizza
*claims to have Italian ancestors but can't show Rome on the map*
Dick time for them
no idea.
What happened there?