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You're welcome.

Guys guys

I bought a new computer mouse. Wired, for $3,44. Extremely inconvenient.

I'm 5'3 but I have the others.

wut

I want to quit smoking ice but the withdrawls leave me feeling so fucking depressed an unproductive.

How get aderall scrip from psychiatrist?

youtube.com/watch?v=7smHOrW1k8E

>fast replies
This is bad thing I think

How is it inconvenient?

What's your benis size

I lol'd at this

I wanted a disposable one for a laptop and what's why didn't buy a normal one. It works so fast. Wireless work smoother.

at the very least if you're under 5'9" you rule out all the shallow whore potential gfs.
Taper dude. Aderall isn't a ton different from meth. The effects and WD's are going to be similar. You're likely to just be replacing one addiction for another, you have to withdrawal and your brain's dopamine receptors have to normalize no matter what But if you want to try then just say the usual, that you have trouble concentrating and it's been that way for a long time but you haven't thought to try medication until now. You have a friend that it works for and so you're curious. Some psychiatrists won't give you much resistance and will hand you a form, you fill it out with the right answers and they'll prescribe you, but will probably start you off on concerta or some other ADHD medication before adderall. If they gave you adderall it would probably be like 5mg XR caps, weak stuff, but sufficient if you plan to taper using them.

What do you use your laptop for

Going to a ren festival please kill me

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Are these the real nigga hours rn?

real coomer hours more like

This mouse is for 3d and porn sites rarely. I wanted to move and decided to take a mouse, but there were some troubles and still didn't move and if I was able, I would need a mouse and that's why I did it. But in general, computer is my everything.

Definitely will taper down here.

I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired when I don't have it. Which is easily too often.

I'd rather just not get high and the highs really aren't that great. (supposedly releases more dopamine than any other drug. pfff)

one love

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Do you ever think we're just at the mercy of smaller beings with greater capacities for quantum motion

I get it, it just helps you to feel normal.
>the highs really aren't that great.
It's because of tolerance. Even if you took more than you usually do it would just give you negative side effects and not be pleasant. You gotta eat healthy, exercise, get sunlight and whatever so your brain will recover faster.

Look into the Mr. Happy stack, or at least Uridine Monophosphate + DHA fish oil. This helps the brain's dopamine receptors heal faster after damage, and could help you to feel a little better meanwhile. It can be ordered off Amazon.

*high fives all of you

Every day is a chance for improvement m80s

good trips

Dumb slut. I have none of those.

youtube.com/watch?v=Oxudv1165fI

This is me in the bathtub every night
youtube.com/watch?v=6RyGLlJr2v4

Thanks fren

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Over 5 feet 8 literally covers 70% of America. That is not unreasonable?

lies. manlet uprising soon

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made banana bread with some bananas that were going bad

Tasty

even disregarding the extremely antiprestigious name, why would a clothing outlet base its products on refusing to stock above a certain size? not like you can't go into a macy's or some other shitty outlet and just get smaller clothes anyway

slept 6 hours and i am ok
thx fugged up sleep schedule its now 430 am and i am awake :DDD

I can't imagine how embarrassing it must be to go in there

Alberta is detected.

Hello Ivan

Yeah, I just ate my boogers.
So what?
I made it, I’ll take it back.
It’s a natural cycle.

Added walnuts?
Maybe even some choccy chips if you are extra naughty?

I am 11 foot tall

Lol my cock is longer than that!

Chris chan had the same rationale with his cum

youtube.com/watch?v=iUnVbamAuNg

youtube.com/watch?v=WNPg_grI40o
it's saturday afternoon and that means drinking, smoking, watching b99, and thinking about andy samberg

as if it wasn't enough that he was retarded and jewish... he was also an alcoholic

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And the oats we sow
They could seed on forever with nowhere to grow

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Kek

hahaha me too

>as if it wasn't enough that he was retarded and jewish... he was also an alcoholic
source?

i don't mean andy samberg, it was in the american dad clip

like that is the most beautiful face i've ever seen on an alcoholic 40yo

american shows are coming back next week
yay
fg, always sunny, hmm...
not a lot more that i watch
modern family, single parents, mom
ah superstore of course

tbs has postponed the last 2 episodes of this american dad's season
however, they did play 30 new episodes or something since february all the way through summer so...

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Do Brits watch American tv? Is it that international?

a lot of people i know do
especially because of netflix i guess for the more average person

but anyway i'm an odder case because i also have hulu through a smart dns thing, so i watch a lot more american media

but i did that anyway before streaming was a thing with torrents, and before that with dc++
never did the IRC download stuff but as a novelty, there's chatrooms where you send commands to bots and they send you the show you're looking for

also some channels broadcast american shows
big bang theory, family guy, american dad... others i guess

youtube.com/watch?v=fwd4E_EqoKw&t=651s and weed

i've got to say
the intro song is the first song i've heard for the first time and thought ugh when can i get to turn this off

*not thought lol

give it a chance it such a good mix

youtube.com/watch?v=ckMvj1piK58
this is more your speed innit

yeah sorry i meant the opposite
THE OPPOSITE
english am i right

my man!

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Man, are we gonna have another 4 years of trump?

golly gooody gumdrups, I goody golly hope so!

please stop misrepresenting me for not including a not when im drinking

also my favourite band: youtube.com/watch?v=g8Q7Dg9Usos
next to blonde redhead, bright eyes, ehhh
some of the cure

this is our club music(or was 10 years ago lol)
youtube.com/watch?v=mdB3Oyd5HtU

>fast replies
women are mentally ill

Seems like a terrible idea

my negro

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>it's already 8 am

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somehow i think you're trying to trick me...

i heard it in a club ten years ago therefore

did these broads make a homosexual in romania in the year 2000?
youtube.com/watch?v=Y1xHcbXrwSM

what was up with that time
felt like i was on a beach my whole life

/luso/ is fucking trash, i ask for asylum in cum

hey
how you doin' this morning
making some waffles?

i wish i was your waffle maker cause i'd work on 220 volts instead of 110 so i'd cause you some permanent injury...
where am i going with this
is this how i flirt

Genuinly enjoy britposters. As a whole Brits have a great modern culture 70s to 90s British culture is enjoyable (new wave, post punk, kitchen sink realism, shoegaze, etc)

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Legitimately kill yourself.

Welcome

Ok

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Sticks and stones nigger

>fast replies
easiest way to detect a dopamine addict woman, almost certainly a slut

Do you like strong independent women?

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>a crown of leaves

what the fuck happened to danielle lozenges?
i guess julian assange

everyone loves dopamine you buffoon

Like in the Alien movie? Sure.

>loyalty
Check
>fast replies
Check
>a height above 5''8
Check
>good dick
Everyone whose seen my dick has liked it, so check.
>common sense
Difficult to say. I think so.

>mfw when /cum/ turns into /dixie/ in the morning

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MISSOURAH

For some reason I simply can't imagine a Finnish person having a "nice dick".

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/cum/ is a francophone general