Do you love Apulia, land of the Apus?

Do you love Apulia, land of the Apus?

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Yes i am from there :)
Best brown region DESU

Shoo shoo Ambrogio

Trmo vid ca so d Bar

the heel of italy

Yep thats what we are. Imagine the smell

Of course, Conte is from there.

Campania is better because my ancestors come from there.

>Campania is better
objectively wrong, take it back

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But muh heritage!

I mean our Accent and history Mostly comes fron Campania, but Caserta and Naples are shitholes compared to our provinces

Neapolitans don't understand us most of the time when we speak our dialect though

Your accent actually fits Apu quite well

Why is your region miles better than that shame of Naples

I mean most neapolitan dialect words are the same as our dialect, but we pronounce them differently
I can understand 90% of neapolitan, still

I dont know really, maybe people are more well-behaved?

Belongs to Albania

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The opposite, Albania belongs to Apulia

It is already too late.

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Go back.

anus

>tfw all the ukranian qts go to Campania
this isn't fair

literally the sexiest part of Italy. imagine being trampled down by the Apulia heel

My grandpa if from apulia

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please step on my balls

yes

Based

You're not missing out, most of them are old and all of them are sluts.

italian women are sluts as well, they just look worse.

Sure but unlike ukrainians italian women still have a modicum of self restraint.
All the guys I know who had ukrainian girlfriends got cucked.
I also saw a drunk ukrainian woman going apeshit in a bus and getting expelled. They're not good people

Yes

Love you too

decent starting place in ck2

Best part of Africa!

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is there an earthquake currently going on? even i, from apulia, can feel it

Met a guy at Uni from there. Top tier guy, so yes.

I've literally only been to foggia and manfredonia, obviously was pretty shit

we literally have a saying about being from Manfredonia, i.e. being stupid

There is a military port there.
It is a venerable military port that was attacked by British troops.

Rent free

Obviously

Foggia and Cerignola are literally the worst cities in apulia, like going to Brescia when visiting Lombardy

It is over.

My bastard son come back,it will all be okay

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kek

That's not Sicily

In Veneto I never got the
>are Italians white
Meme. Now in Sardinia I myself got very strong doubts.

>V*neto
lol, "the southern people"
The pl*in is a huge larp

>Sardinia
user, I...

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Shitaly is a meme

Based on reality

best region on italy is tuscany

t.Mattia Trevisan

It's basically an island that has been isolated for longer than Italy was even a country, can't really use it as an average
Check the list of our Autonomous regions with special statute

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No
youtube.com/watch?v=2OaxjbYtuQU

Ok

Sardinians are not brown, they are just subhuman. It's a different matter.

ma he cazzo dici brescia è una città coi moderna con un centro storico da paura, si vede che non sei mai uscito da San Severo

>he cazzo
Trovato il toscano

We will get independence my Venetian brother
Either with the other Northern Italians masterrace or alone

Griko People lives there.
The most ancient of diaspora

>V*netians
>masterrace

there are more albanians

True

Seethe more toscanaccio

Cope

>We will get independence my Venetian brother
>Either with the other Northern Italians masterrace or alone

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Rent free

Based

based

Retard

Seething

> Sardinians are not brown, they are just subhuman. It's a different matter.

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cope

based

t. sardinian dwarf

>cringe

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based af
cope

>Naples
Couldn't have picked a worse example for the meme
Cope

Seething

don't let the fog-walkers divide us, user

>Però c'è un'altra cosa che vuole dirti. Che credo che sia il vero grande merito di questa fiction. È che non ci sono i toscani, capisci? Cioè non è nessuno che dice "la mia mamma, babbo", "passami la harne, la harta".. Perche con quella C aspirata e quel senso di umorismo da quattro soldi i toscani hanno devastato questo paese. Questo devi scrivere, per favore, scrivilo
I tried my best

>vuole
voglio
> Cioè non è nessuno
cioè nessuno
> "la mia mamma, babbo"
la mi mamma, il mi babbo (this is not correct italian, but it's how tuscanians speak so he is mocking them)
> senso di umorismo
dell'umorismo
>devi scrivere
devi scriverlo

Pretty good, user

>Apulia
If this land is full of Apus then I like it

>>vuole
>voglio
Fuck
Anyway, "la harne, la harta" is supposed to be la carne, la carta?

Yes, but people from Tuscany don't pronounce the c if it is at the beginning of the word

yes, usually the tuscanian joke is "la coca-cola con la cannuccia corta corta", which becomes "la hoha-hola hon la hannuccia horta horta".
That's how retarded tuscanians sound in real life.

I prefer Molise, land of the moles.

>thread is about a certain region
>there is no pics of said place
>there is no pics of qts from said place

What’s the point

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Just google photos of our PM

>Ahmood Sqiptari resident in Brescia

t. Varg
italians were always europeans

Based. I love Italian girls with those types of noses

Dude come on native northern italians are whiter than us

stop thinking with your dick user
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We're closed to Lebanese than Germans
t.actual apulian who got a DNA test.

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