Why do Americans dress like little kids?

Sorry we dont dress like fags

Same here. We can tell who the euro tourist is and who the amerishart is

I wasn't talking about the guy

If I had euro weather I would dress better. But it's hot as fuck here and I don't want to walk around in pants and a longsleeve

The better question is, why do little kids dress like Americans?

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I can see Euro from a mile away too
skinny
well dressed and groomed
shorter and smaller on average(twinkish almost)
wildly awkward when spoken too to the point of stuttering

It's an export of California culture, where shorts and sandals are acceptable in the work office. Go to the Northeast like New York and you'll get the opposite.

Dressing anything better then that would be considered GAY by them

I thought everybody dressed like that now, even billionaires like Mark Cuban and Zuckerberg walk around in flip flops and cargo shorts

one of your countrymen thought my parents were germans and tried to sell them guides in german

But you both shit everywhere

They definitely have places in California

Yeah maybe your right, and old money northeasterners don't pretend to be ashamed of wealth and dress sloppy and drive toyota Priuses around

>shorter on average
What is provably, blatantly false

plenty of ratchet amerigoblos in NYC that dress like retards, even in Manhattan below 96th

A CUTE!

In my albeit limited exposure to Europeans that was the case, they were not manlets but mostly 5'10 (177ishcm). My son and I are both around 190cm so that played a role. But phyaically they seemed average, neither big pr small

We dress like that here too.

People in Amsterdam tought i was american because of my cargos

tell me about the european, why does he like tight pants that restrict the flow of blood to his testicles?

>why yes I only wear sweatpants and shorts. How could you tell?

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What do euros wear around the house lounging?

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ruffled collars, and wool greatcoats

what should I wear to not look like a child

Begon Reddit Trump voting boomer

The jew is trying to communicate something. He doesn't seem so smart tho, probably one of those nigger Jews I heard of

chinos, boat shoes, and a tasteful polo shirt

Wouldn't surprise me if the wear designer loungepants

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I bought some calvin klein lounge shirts because they were on clearance for 5 bucks and they’re fucking based. They feel way better than froot of the loom or hanes.

This is top tier fashion

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not super oversized shit

I do actually, they're too comfy not to

Probably would be nice to splurge in a mega comfy pair lounge pants/shirt for the winter. I'm gonna make that a priority

>From what I've heard they prefer comfort over style
Based. I do as well. I stopped caring about fashion after I got married.

I've never worn shorts in public. AMA.

What makes you so insecure about your legs? there is literally no other reason

So everyone dresses like an engineer?

Nothing.

>but mostly 5'10
so taller than the average yank

Not in winter, just a T and undies?

Too poor to buy a pair or what?

The Zoomer starter pack.

How do you go to the beach?

I feel naked if I go out in shorts, I only wear them in my house.

My house is warmer during winter than in summer so same, nothing. I hate clothes.

this, i remember bitches going to college in flip flops or other comfy clothes. no one would ever do that in my country

They didn't stick out heightwise, now granted I saw only a couple hundred of them and they were mostly German. The Nords I have met(only a couple university students) were freak big and gigamogged eveyone

Torture, look at that humidity. Also do you do C or F for temps?

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>be pajeet
>go to a formal event with a lot of Indians
>tfw none of them knew how to dress
>tfw probably had one of the best fits there
can any fellow pajeets answer why indians aren’t /fa/

Do you have a robe at the door in case you get a visitor?

Clothing styles are different? Pajeets don't wear suits unless they are super rich or door to door salesmen

I don't get visitors often and those who do visit know very well that I don't care.
Friends and I sauna/swim nude all the time anyway so doesn't matter.

>59%
That''s pretty low, humidity has gone up all the way to 85%. We use Farenheit but you can find thermometers in both C and F, old people usually know how to read both.

Was thinking the same thing. I see short mexican women at work. From the back they look like middle schoolers but they turn their face its like 45 year old woman

*enters thread*

I dress like pic related. I follow r/malefashionadvice. I'll never be seen with baggy pants, graphic shirts, cargo shirts, or baseball hats. Shorts need to be above the knee. Pants need to be slim. Shirts should be no lower than mid crotch. Colors should be neutral, and patterns minimized.

No excuse me, I'm going to go patronize my local coffee shop to buy a cappuccino before I go admire renaissance art at the Getty Museum in Los Angeles.

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I know, but like it was a formal event and I saw people wearing fucking oversized kurtas with no color combination and belt shoes/mismatching shoes.

Only /fa/ hates Jow Forumsmfa because Jow Forumsmfa looks down on (man)children who roleplay as their favorite actors/rappers.

Kek

I usually wear sweatpants, hoodie, perhaps some shorts and a shirt of it's hot. But I live above the arctic circle so no one gives a fuck about fashion up here.

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>why do americans
*shuffles deck and pulls a random card*
>dress this way?
To confuse obsessed Eur*s of ocurse.

So freewheeling with the nudity up there for what are generally considered pretty reserved and uptight people. Absolutely taboo over here

The main thing is that fat people can never be fashionable by virtue of being fat, it's literally impossible unless they have a really excellent suit (and that's only for formal occasions)
Anyone who wants to be fashionable in a casual setting needs to be a twink or a woman

Different fashion sense? Lack of it? Not all are lookism fags.

Nudity is pretty common here in the north/middle of Sweden. It's not taboo at all.
Go to a town park etc in summer on a hot day and there's naked people here and there.
It does kinda clash hard with the refugees sometimes lel

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kek, this is somewhat accurate as an Indian desu.

>have the most puritan media save for sand countries
>also have the biggest porn industry in the world
Based schizo country

It's fine to not care about fashion desu, but like if you are at a formal event you should make yourself somewhat presentable. Also how are American-Born Indians seen in India, if you don't mind me asking?

"Bling" pants are legitimately awful. There's nothing worse than a try hard at fashion who looks ridiculous.

In France it’s considered rude to show off your knees in a situation that doesn’t require it. Just cover your fucking knees.

My parents are very high class bankers. Live in a huge house in a fancy area.
Both are nudists. And their friends.
I live in their basement...

So scandis so barbaric?

>Just cover your fucking knees
But why? Shorts that go below the knee are autistic as fuck.

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>t. billy-bob bin tyrone al-gonzales

Nudity isn't barbaric. It's natural.

Yes, don’t wear them
You think people want to see your gross ass knees? Wear light pants if it’s hot outside

It's really difficult to pull off a good look while fat as a man, women have more tricks up their sleeve

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Who the fuck cares about knees, imagine being that autistic

>Wear light pants if it’s hot outside
Hell no, any pants is too hot.
I wear my shorts that end above the knee because fuck you.

rager

I have smooth perfect knees

Respect my culture
Also knees are ugly no matter who, this is not up to debate

Do you all look good naked? Not trying to be pervy

>You think people want to see your gross ass knees?
People go fucking naked here, no one cares

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What about women with skirts and dresses?

Yeah it is. The only people who walk around nude are stone age tribesmen

Do whatever you want in your classless cultural wasteland but don’t pull this shit in France Sven

What's wrong with comfort outside of work?

I’ll show my knees whenever I damn well please.

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I’d rather people go around naked than exposing their knees voluntarily by not wearing pants

Women don’t count

>You think people want to see your gross ass knees? Wear light pants if it’s hot outside

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