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popular torture/execution methods your cunt used in the past
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Josiah Jenkins
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Caleb James
A purported torture device by which the suspended victim’s orifice was slowly impaled on and stretched by the pyramidal tip of the ‘seat’.
Hudson Green
How the murderer of William of Orange was killed.
>On the first night of his imprisonment Gérard was hung on a pole and lashed with a whip. After that his wounds were smeared with honey and a goat was brought to lick the honey off his skin with his rough tongue. The goat however refused to touch the body of the sentenced. After this and other tortures he was left to pass the night with his hands and feet bound together, like a ball, so sleep would be difficult. During the following three days, he was repeatedly mocked and hung on a pole with his hands tied behind his back. Then a weight of 300 metric pounds (150 kg) was attached to each of his big toes for half an hour. After this half hour Gérard was fitted with shoes made of well-oiled, uncured dog skin; the shoes were two fingers shorter than his feet. In this state he was put before a fire. When the shoes warmed up, they contracted, crushing the feet inside them to stumps. When the shoes were removed, his half-broiled skin was torn off. After his feet were damaged, his armpits were branded. After that he was dressed in a shirt soaked in alcohol. Then burning bacon fat was poured over him and sharp nails were stuck between the flesh and the nails of his hands and feet. Gérard is said to have grown frantic during his torture. On 14 July 1584, Gérard was executed.
>The magistrates decreed that the right hand of Gérard should be burned off with a red-hot iron, that his flesh should be torn from his bones with pincers in six different places, that he should be quartered and disemboweled alive, his heart torn from his bosom and flung in his face, and that, finally, his head should be taken off
Dominic Price
Beating the guy's feet with a stick
Sebastian Wilson
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Jason Wilson
If you fought on a Dutch ship, pulled a knife or if you were drunk during guard duty.
>Keelhauling (Dutch kielhalen;[1] "to drag along the keel") is a form of punishment and potential execution once meted out to sailors at sea. The sailor was tied to a line looped beneath the vessel, thrown overboard on one side of the ship, and dragged under the ship's keel, either from one side of the ship to the other, or the length of the ship (from bow to stern).
>The common supposition is that keelhauling amounted to a sentence of either death by extreme torture, or minimally a physical trauma likely to permanently maim. The hull of the ship was usually covered in barnacles and other marine growth, and thus, keelhauling would typically result in serious lacerations, of which the victim could later suffer infection and scarring. If the victim was dragged slowly, his weight might lower him sufficiently to miss the barnacles, but this method would frequently result in his drowning. There was also a risk of head trauma from colliding against the hull or keel, especially if the ship was in motion.
Thomas Fisher
blood eagle
>Einarr made them carve an eagle on his back with a sword, and cut the ribs all from the backbone, and draw the lungs there out, and gave him to Odin for the victory he had won.
Dominic Perez
jesus. crazy what the human body can live through.
Juan Martin
The comfy chair
Josiah Taylor
Why yes, of course an angry crowd executed our only republican president who wasn't of the house of orange for treason, for wanting to turn our country into a true republic with an elected head of state. Of course their toes, fingers, thumbs, ears, nose, lips, tongues, hands were cut off. And my corpse was beaten and castrated. And organs fed to bystanders and the dogs. And heart put on display in jars. Their cat killed. And fingers sold for a nickle. After which the pastor decreed this was the work of God. How could you tell?
Jose Martinez
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Gotta love those German advisors right, disgusting.
Cameron Watson
Dracula!!!
Dylan Martinez
Adrenochrome withdrawal
John Gonzalez
Bleh
Logan Smith
We used the breaking wheel, stoning, dismemberment, burning, impalement, decapitation and hanging. The gruesome ones were reserved for the worst criminals only. Most lawbreakers who were eligible for a death penalty were only hanged and decapitated.
Levi Brown
Also there was that one time when our king got pissed off and personally tied a leader of a rebellion to his horse and dragged him to his death around the capital.
David Ross
Electric chair
Elijah Russell
France. Beheading. From axe to guillotine.
Nathan Richardson
Beheading was done all over the world. Learn your history.
Benjamin Cox
That drawing style monks had makes the stories feel even more grim.
Isaiah Long
>The Schwedentrunk (German: [ˈʃveːdn̩ˌtʁʊŋk], Swedish drink) is a method of torture and execution in which the victim is forced to swallow large amounts of foul liquid, such as excrement. The name was invented by German victims of Swedish troops during the Thirty Years' War. This method of torture was administered by other international troops, mercenaries and marauders, and especially by civilians following the Swedish baggage train, who received no pay. It was used to force peasants or town citizens to hand over hidden money, food, animals, etc., or to extort sex from women.
>They laid the bound servant on the ground, stuck a wooden wedge into his mouth, and poured into his belly a bucket full of disgusting liquid manure, which they called a Swedish Drink.
>Use of the Schwedentrunk is recorded in the histories of towns throughout Southern Germany. Though specific circumstances differed, in every case a restrained and gagged victim was forced to swallow (by means of a funnel) a large amount of unappetizing, sometimes boiling liquid. Substances such as urine, excrement, liquid manure, and sullage were used for this purpose.
>Apart from disgust, illness, and the possibility of bacterial infection, the Schwedentrunk inflicted intense gastric pain. Because liquids are incompressible, the victim's stomach and bowels must expand to painful proportions to accommodate the copious quantities of fluid. The torturers then squeezed the distended belly with wooden boards, trampled the victim underfoot or beat it with sticks. Sometimes a victim was stabbed with spears in the stomach.
My thesis is that this is the reason why scat fetish is so prevelent in Germany today.
Gavin Lewis
Swedes truly are a vile race. Germans but 1000 times worse but less numerous.
Jaxon Sanchez
The bloody eagle, vikings used this in York to show anglos who's boss.
Lucas Stewart
An old one that was common here and in Europe was the breaking wheel.
Where you get tied up to a wheel. Your arms and legs get broken. Then your limbs get tied between the spokes. You get put on display. And then you either get killed or left behind to die of thirst and animals.
Connor Morales
Japan has no cruel culture.
Lincoln Wood
Anime.
Josiah Walker
Camden Young
What about Nanking?
Jaxson Carter
The faces of """"Evropa"""".
Austin Clark
Nanking's case was actually an armed repression with only a few deaths.
Ethan Hill
Torture by the Japanese was very common in Indonesia. From Japanese guards eating humans to torturing little children to death.
Caleb Smith
Brandon Roberts
Jordan Rogers
William Sanchez
wtf I thought white people was civilized and aztecs were the only savages ??!?!?!?!?
Thomas Gray
Welcome to planet earth.
Nolan Perez
Execution by garrote. 1905
Luis Collins
All people are fucking cruel as fuck
Colton Moore
not me
Aiden Ramirez
White people are so far up their asses, they will never admit that they are also cruel and savage
Hudson Collins
ok if you are not cruel suck my dick please
Charles Rodriguez
look like fucking cruel
Jaxon Ortiz
Chloroformed commies dropped from planes into de atlantic
Wyatt Rodriguez
BLEH
No significant sourcce of torture or execution in prehispanic societies. Everything is european slander to avoid paying reparations.
Dominic Allen
haha nice bread
Nathaniel Perez
based retards
Cooper Gomez
japskies are crueler than others tho
Jace Rivera
whyyyyyyyy!!!
Isaiah Parker
en.m.wikipedia.org
the answer to the manlet question
Juan Miller
methodical, gruesome, edgy, perpetrators will forever burn in the pits of hell
boring, too lazy to do anything more creative, don't even kill the victims themselves
Levi Cruz
1. Gonjang
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Spank the butt with a big wooden stick
Evan Rogers
Being thrown out of a plane at cruising altitude will kill you, yes.
Christian Adams
Charles Jackson
damn ya boy got cake
Juan Morales
Based ancestors
Wyatt Howard
copycat, we used it on Romans first
Samuel Wood
My ancestors :)
Lincoln Moore
>this thread
humanity was a mistake
Mason Adams
Death chair
Imagine big wooden chair with spikes everywhere
Used by Ildenizes in 12th century
Aiden Myers
2. Nanjang
Torture often done to thieves
Several people hit the thighs with wooden sticks
Noah Brooks
nope, blood eagle is a thing attested in the 1100s, with only 2 sources actually describing it
besides, "germans" from that long ago have no connection to modern germans who are just larping slavs
Chase Richardson
3. Hoichori (Most often used)
Downgrade version of the gonjang
Mainly for offenders who have committed misdemeanor
spanking ass with a small and thin wooden stick
(If the sinner is a woman, hitted the calf)
Carson King
In the past I don't know. But a popular execution method nowadays is Microwave
Adam Carter
Blood eagle and the Schwedentrunk comes to mind. There was also some kind of modern blood eagle used against Snapphanar in Scania, they used a device to slice the ribcage in two while tearing out the organs slowly
Christian Wilson
slice
Bentley Green
They should bring this back, along with the whipping post and the gallows.
Jacob Gray
it's entirely possible there were Finns among them inflicting horrible pains on other people
Charles Bailey
Not just possible but a confirmed fact
Cameron Williams
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>electric chair
essentially passed a high voltage current through the sentenced's brain, frying it from the inside
been majorly discontinued in favor of lethal injection but some states still actively use it
Logan Bell
4. Juri Teulgi
Tie the legs and insert a long wooden stick between them to tear the legs
Sometimes it was broken leg bones of sinner
Blake Powell
We are (and were) civilized people who do not need to torture anyone.
Kevin Ortiz
Lethal injection is more cruel, because it's botched quite often.