/cum/

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You'd be surprised... Desperate people do desperate things...

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>111590483
t. Lonely gigatist

ive seen a lot of shit on Jow Forums but an arab and jew erp'ing with each other really takes the cake

why is /cum/ a hook up place for desert people?

wow look at this nerd absolutely SEETHING

LMAO
M
A
O

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We're on good terms.

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i have a headache.

I don't want to hook up with anyone.
I'll become a wizard eventually.

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people take drugs but have you ever taken an ibuprofen with a head ache?

isnt orange county where all the super rich conservative californians live

hmm yes true but theres probably someone closer to him than me

were not erping

mother is a fascist lads

i can't find my glasses so i have to sit like 2 inches from my screen

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pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5c157139b7ec9
posting this video again, I love the way she sucks on her clit like a whore despite being so cute

Yea

drink some water and lay down

i have a headache too.

lesbian porn is cucked and gay

True.
Unfortunate.

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then you have seen the future

>despite
lmao, that's exactly why

man when this straight guy told me that was not porn, that was making love i was like...
however
pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5c7bed2190cdb

time to hydrate

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what comes to mind when you hear the name 'juan'?

ehhh sure but not really

long night too eh?
yuh

attractive extra but not special enough to make it
why

i told you to go to sleep idiot

no, just had way too much sugar on an empty stomach this morning and it's put me into a brain fog

hmmm
how peculiar

Where do goth girls hang out?
I saw two at a comic book convention but don't usually see them around.

ik :(
ah, sorry bud.

>Where do goth girls hang out?
their bedrooms id assume

eh anyway
youtube.com/watch?v=Zle0ZgkH4dw

la la la la family guy

can confirm, i've been in one

today is a day of stimulant use, expect rampant shitposting for the next hour from me

>Where do goth girls hang out?
behind the mall smoking cigarettes

please wash first if you're gonna post ass

wtf would i do that sven wtf

idk youve been iffy lately

Lol

post ONE example

i want to kiss him so much

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You're a Canadian.

reddit.com/r/SchittsCreek/comments/bblzye/stevies_cabaret_song/

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You're a kike.

See THIS is a gay post.

usually you don't give no warning

Warning of what? I'm really not sure what post you are talking about, I don't ever homopost.

what about a jewish post
im sorry sir but you are losing $25 in tax dollars every year

IM NOT A ROBOT OKAY
I A HUMAN WITH HUMAN FEELINGS
whose bf is off with his hot straight mates playing dungeons and dragons or whatever

never mind, you're more out of it than usual

are you talking about me??
yeah, i probably am

Why are you left alone at home when it's clearly bad for you.
Faggot

>im sorry sir but you are losing $25 in tax dollars every year
I wish it was only that much, jewdeau demands hundreds of dollars each paycheque.

Exactly you can't come up with one single post. I am not out of it wtf.

is it bad to drink alcohol and have pictures up of your crushes from uni?
maybe

but effective
by tomorrow i wont remember any of of this
and that's just not because i'm on oxycontin though that is-

>cheque
haha americans really do this

jewdeau doesnt need to know what jewdeau dont hurt him

how else would you buy groceries?

shekelstein is in league with jewdeau to report every shekel i earn. it's a big racket i tell ya.

uhhh with a bank card?

we would make excellent 1930s employees

i was making a joke obviously, why would you only pay for groceries with a cheque
my word, nordics
youtube.com/watch?v=YLBZLNbNvcU

cant trust those banks i tell ya, i keep my cash in my mattress.
some of it is in the freezer though too cause im not an idiot, gotta have redundancies.

i think sven is being unfunny today just because we are being funny and he must be contrarian.

What are you talking about guys

how you can't pay with cash in sweden

youtube.com/watch?v=3DXJ7YyiXO4
wish right meow wish right meow wish right meow

well now i feel like a black woman in hindsight
sven my lad
youtube.com/watch?v=9AajslFuPro

make romania russian again
no connection but your lads mhm-hm
so hot

big bouncy tiddies

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/cum/ is pretty slow for a saturday tbqh, everyone out clubbing at noon? LOL

Make Alberta Great Again

oh my word is that a cat
cause Cat can certainly be more sexual
charmed the delivery man from amazon right in
wish i could say the same about me

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It's already pretty good tbqh. There are worse places. I'd say as long as we maintain relative to others we're pretty well off.

yes canada
i do like this forum

don't remind me. i promised to drive tonight.

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very responsible. maybe you will learn to cope and make friends without abusing substances. or not lol.

I bought burger sauce today.

gonna have a couple drinks, just gonna make sure to stay sober enough to drive.

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anyway i want to kiss him on the mouth okay

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Hatsune Miku is the mascot of /cum/

mamma mia
de ce nu ai cumparat unt?
intelegi romana nu?
after all, suntem tovarasi

>a couple drinks
just watched live pd last night, gl with the cops lmao.
>gets out of car as beer cans roll out
>yeah i had a couple

>burger sauce
n-nani?

when i was new to weed i used to jerk off in front of 3 different screens

umm....

wife made a ton of pumpkin bread yesterday, been eating so much of it
really starting to feel like fall

burger sauce is usually just ketchup and mayo iirc, sometimes with extra seasonings
it's kind of like big mac sauce but without the relish

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europeans are weird

...

>there are married people in /cum/

why does it seem like every foreign flag in here is a huge flaming faggot?

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it is time

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