/brit/

brooooooooooooooooos

whats happening
i stockpiled cornettos me

had 2 coffees with extra creamer on an empty stomach and the sugar and caffeine has gone to my head, been in a blur all morning. i think i have diabetes.

i'll have one please

hi lads ;3

It's either sugar or nowt pal. None of that artificial nonsense.

Use sweeteners instead of sugar. Tastes exactly the same. Its important to watch your sugar intake

wheres the other thread? did you stay until it archived?

freak

cant believe i spent 8 pound or something to see who liked me cos i wanted to know but then you have to pay another 12 to see that

fucking jew scammers

thoughts?

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i dont use sweeteners or sugar, i use that international delight stuff and its very very concentrated, high in sugar.

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i did fuck all today i was supposed to meet my mate at 10am but i fell asleep and woke up 3 o clock lmao

plenty happy childhood memories with my brothers

far too many deeply unpleasant ones from our teen/adult years to hopefully ever reconcile

just tried a large condom on lads, fuck it was so easy
spent my life stressing over condoms since they were always hassle to put on + uncomfortable, turns out I just had a thick cock haha x

thinking of getting a small blender so i can make my own shakes, the ones at kaspa's are nice but theyre £5-£6 each and i can easily neck 3 of them, had a look at currys pc world and found a nutri bullet that is 800ml capacity with a 900 watt motor for £70, might wait till black friday/christmas though

willy doesn't work anymore, need to push the prostate to get this coom out

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Anyone know what that impending doom feeling is all about? Like when you're just nervous while doing absolutely nothing at all that something bad is going to happen any second

Why?

Past a certain age all that's left is to reminisce

kaspas is for literal unironical children

drank way too much coffee creamer, in an absolute headspin. i can feel my pancreas struggling to keep up.

Same thing women experience from too much sex. Modern world is fooked

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going out tonight as well. had a rough one last night (quick rundown: did some charlie, did some mdma, shagged an escort, took a xan and went to sleep at 8am this morning). will probably land up doing the same tonight except for the escort part - i'll probably just check grindr out for some tranner or something.

just can't think of anything worse than spending the weekend on /brit - no offense.

bit of clubland nostalgia

youtube.com/watch?v=lsjKK_s_nyY
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whats a good powebank charger i can carry about with me? not some chink shite

its peng though

anker

guy at work keeps calling me "chief"

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These five ladies are reading your internet history, why are they disgusted?

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I remember you from last night, yeah you threw down, did the Xan help at all?

survival instinct lad

like how deers are perpetually putting their heads up every few seconds and scoping while grazing even when they're sure theres no tigers/bears/etc in the area

better to have it than not

Can't be arsed with any of my mates anymore
Im 26

i think im going into diabetic shock

loads of porn and escort bookmarks

child

Can't be arsed with life anymore
Im 32

literally me right now

christ rochelle has really aged well

well not exactly internet history but a byproduct of it, 44 separate pornography folders each devoted to its own genre

FIring the ol' mount and blade

is there any other form of shock in America?

Off to the kitchen. Hope there's something (I want) to eat.

shell

Got a job offer and due to start on the 30th but waiting for a response from another proto-toilberg

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anyone here from nuneaton? having a house party tonight and you're all invited

the kind when they hear an engine revving and think its a shooter haha

not sure why you feel the need to post this 100 times a day

warband or original?
i'd say the shock when you hear and automatic rifle being fired in public but that's part and parcel of life here

:O

Do nothing

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Choose a city in England to live the rest of your life.

hope there's nothing in there

york

London because its big

Hull

Glasgow

Would consider Oxford, Cambridge and Bath but would probably end up in Pengdon

brumagem

Either Manchester or Newcastle

Actually thought "Pengdon" was the name of a real British city for awhile

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you smoked a spliff yet doug?

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Sunny Scunny

Stanley

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worried that getting a gf would detract from my cool loner image

this is why no one likes yanks

Probably somewhere on the Southern coast. Great weather almost 365 days a year

London is the Findom capital of the world

alri lads

I wish but I can't cus I might get drug tested by the potential toil

Peterborough

cheadle

Liverwurst on sourdough such a peng snack

Have it thrice a day me

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the cunts killed are john

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Liverpool
>grew up watching far too much Brookside

just want to live in Brookside Close with the lads heading to mick and sinbad's for my daily bag of chips after which off to the (whatever the pub was called icr) for a few pints with crazy but harmless old jimmy corkhill and his whacky conspiracies and the cheeky local lad Tim who'd fix me up with the local talent

>literally still miss Brookside 2bh :(

>Great weather almost 365 days a year

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Found some chicken noodles

i seen sinbad the other day

grim

Everything will be alright

Compared to here? Yeah

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WELL I GUESS A LOTTA NIGGAS DO GANGBANG
AND IF WE RUN TRAIN WE ALL IN THE SAME GANG
RUNAWAY SLAVES ALL ON THE CHAIN GANG
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

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Going on a 3 week holiday with the family and I need to take a few books with me. Any recommendations?

shut up you spastic

The Iliad
The Odyssey
KJV
Inferno
Paradise Lost

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youtube.com/watch?v=j58V2vC9EPc

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the communist manifesto