Finlan

Finlan

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soome

paska maa

Must be Fenno-Swedes

me on the left

binlan

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Russian genes probably

>The greatest statesman of Finland was a Swedish-German who thought that finns were dumb peasants
>Finland has trailed behind other Nordic country for decades
>Finland has been under Russian rule for over a 100 years
>Finnish people were known as dumb white trash for most of their history
>During the Cold War the Finnish government regularly sucked the dick of the Soviet Union to survive and they still suck the dick of its successor state. They didn't join NATO to make Russia happy.
>Finnish people like to larp as tough guys but most of them are lanky blonde sissies
>Most of its noteworthy citizens were swedes
>Finland is the ugliest and least scenic country in Northern Europe
>Finnic people have contributed less to history than slavs
>Larp as serious people but Finnish women are the biggest whores on the European contienent
>A gay porn artist is considered one of its cultural icons
>Its diaspora in America and Canada are rednecks that have accomplished nothing
>Their culture and language was built and supported by swedes
>Finland's capital looks Russian. Has a lot of actual Russians too
>The Finnish are less tall and have smaller dicks than their Swedish neighbors
>The finns have no real economy and the country has the highest debt to GDP ratio in Northern Europe
>One of the core regions of Finland was taken away by the Russians and the finns are so weak that they'll never be able to take it back
>Despite larping as ethnically pure people most of finns are baltic/swedish/karelian mutts
>The Finnish government is so insecure about their image abroad that they spread propaganda about their school system being the best (false)
>Finnish folklore is stolen from karelians who identify as russians
>The best Finnish hockey player is of gypsy descent
>Finland is basically just a cleaner version of Russia

me on the left

T.butthurt swede

classy place

miss the Swedes yet?

you can't both be on the left

>Greatest Finnish military hero/statesman
Mannerheim, Swedish-German mutt
>Greatest Finnish hockey player
Teemu Selanne, gypsy
>Greatest Finnish mathematician
Rolf Nevanlinna, half german
>Greatest Finnish entrepreneur
Kim Dotcom, half german
>Greatest Finnish footballer
Jari Litmanen, gypsy
>Greatest Finnish inventor
Linus Torvalds, fennoswede
>Greatest Finnish composer
Jean Sibelius, fennoswede
>Greatest Finnish thinker
Anders Chydenius, fennoswede

me on all four

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Woudnt mess with these senseis?

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me on the left (again)

6 months later

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me on the bottom

>teemo

How often do finns freeze to death because of this?

It is extremely common. Every winter there a dozen or more cases.

Kanada why are you like this?

I know at least 12 people who died like this.

Yes. Most finns live in the south so that they wouldn't die if they pass out outside during the winter.

That's a nice van

never because police come pick them up

suomi

kek

Pretty common. I assume it's common in Denmark too because you consume more alcohol than us, or does it get cold enough down there?

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Finnish hobby, getting free buckets

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>Sweden
>Norway
>Iceland
Cringe

>Finland
>Denmark
Based

>8.6 liters is average here
>tfw not including beer I drink at least ten times that total

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>haha the homeless guy is drunk haha so cheeky
lmao you guys would get robbed in less than 10 minutes down here

glad we are not south-american shithole but decent society with a good and honest peoples :D

Saku õlu

don't be rude man, only we are supposed to get bashed in this thread

Thank you for Saku.

üks Koff palun

based brother

>86 liters of pure alcohol
>not including beer
user, you need to cut back, the way you are going will kill you.

the true heroes of Jow Forums

Also, are girls like these really attractive to Fins or is it just an Jow Forums meme?

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Why he hides his hands?

>south korea higher than US
>italy at the bottom

is a re-fuel station?
are they re-filling their buckets with vodka?

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They did invent spurdo and gondola so all that is moot.

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This retro stuff reminds me of a Finnish disco lesson on youtube. youtube.com/watch?v=PeQpwQ1xgbI
There is something magical about it. Especially the way he counts at 1:00
> dicks, cocks, dicks, cocks

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poland not even top10

disappointed desu

Finland is a magical place. Perhaps the most European of us all.

Finns drink more at once, but less days a week.

Maybe explained by this

Shitmap is the reason.

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>portudrunks

what county is darker than poland? moldova?

Is alcoholism really a serious problem in Finland or this is just a meme?

A meme as you can see