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Anyone remember scott walker?
My ancestor :)
gf just sent me this lads
Almost done with my shite
Continue the feast I say
women should be slaves
I want to smell Emma Watson’s farts.
just saw r/gonewild for the first time, had no idea it was that active. like 5 posts a minute. insane, why would you do that
anyone remember the cuckio meme?
Stale and boring gimmick
the lads on brit are gonna love this one...
women should be my gf's
the knot of illogicality that forms women's minds isn't something to be taken lightly.
1. female serial killer good. hero.
2. frat guys bad
3. frat guys on tinder i want to fuck me, good
4. ted bundy good/interesting, makes me wet.
5. Trump said 'pussy', bad. evil. satan.
6. i hope a cannibal serial killer eats Bret Kavanaugh
7. i love serial killer shows
8. i love how edgy and *empowering* admitting my rape fantasies is. it's about ME. MY rape fantasy.
9. men should be thrown in prison for life if i decide 19 years later i didn't like the way they kissed during consensual sex in college.
10. all women should be believed and not even questioned for anything, ever, even though a majority of recent publicized rape accusers are proven liars.
11. if i lie it's ok if i *feel* it's ok.
Gobbling a gollywog
ate a custard doughnut earlier
why do sweaty balls smell so good
gay yank hours
you came to the wrong neighbourhood, pal
The problem is thinking that it’s a gimmick. It’s not.
Sometimes I wish my shits would never end
Sitting on the toilet is much better than facing reality
sex: have it
meds: take them
just burped and my chinker came back up
he's right, and he has the numbers to prove it!
Shut the fuck up
Unironically the fittest girl to like me on a dating site is a tranny. At this point I'm considering it.
the future of britain is black
*whips out a straw and slurps it all up*
man is united with his fellow man through the act of sniffin their own bollocks. only god knows the answer
nah im a city fan meself
alanah's looking good
Imagine if the Tsars managed to beat the Rothschilds
Plenty of women like trump lol
he’s the fucking president
would shag a tranny as long as they were fit
Well then not a fucking girl now is it?
want her to sit on me
for me? asian lasses
Think very carefully before you proceed, once you've crossed that bridge there's no coming back
Shut the fuck off
got terminal phimosis
for me? asian lasses
Listening to the Sober October podcast. God how I wish I were in the Joe Rogan crew.
just got in after a cheeky 8 pints and mums saved me some fucking shepherds pie, how could life get any better
Howling at that one post, did any of y'all see it just now?
just been diagnosed with incelitus
doctor said there is no cure and it's only palliative care from now on
By not being bent
love it when cats are fighting in the garden and i open the door and walk out like the undertaker and they shit themselves and run away at the sight of a far more dangerous predator
meh it's overrated, JR (I know him well enough to call him that) is a bit of a tool IRL
hope the mash is cheesy
my post about the terminal phimosis?
haaha thanks x
reckon another economic collapse is legit right around the corner
how did people prepare for 2008
One might say that, and I quote, I shag.
ywn be a romano-briton defending britannia
Got like ten people following me on instagram and I don't even have a profile pic or a single post. Are they bots?
who are you quoting?
(I know him well enough to call him that)
I went to college with him. Bet I know him better than you
Your first mistake? Caring what women think. The other day I was in a van in a drive thru. The van was getting revved hard as fuck for a laugh. Some slag put down her window and started saying why you doing this for and blah blah blah. Then she went on and said we're making her child cry. I could see the child. Not a bother out of him. We called her out on it and told her to shut her mouth and she did. The cheek of that fucking slag to tell us what we can and cannot do and then try and use her child as a weapon against us. I'd jump out of the van and slap her and her child off the ground in an instant. Fucking bitch. Toxic masculinity is great 2bh
haha cats are funny
I miss Japan :/
Scott 4 was the first record I ever bought
dressing up in a Roman halloween costume and consume lead-laced water for a decade and you'll get the same effect
that's fucking disgusting
my cock is ready for the asian century
bots and people trying to drive traffic to their pages
Stayed at my grandparents beach house last summer and they would pass out from painkillers at 8pm so I’d tell girls it’s mine and get drunk with them on the patio LMAO
actually pulled birds way out of my league had one from tinder even drive two hours just to fuck me at my “sick bachelor pad”
women and betas cant take an L
there’s no self examination
god i wish i were a cat
*surreptitiously asks JR if he knows a fellow named coysoyem*
yeah but I'm watching match of the day so i can't elaborate
Taking an L is a sign of weakness, you should be able to make a W out of any scenario in life
skitz seed and feed
don't get how you got away with it unless you shagged outside
wouldn't it look/smell like an old grandparent house
blog on mate
Woah good thing you made sure to squeeze the guitar in that picture to show just how deep you are mmm so cozy such atmosphere
life is trial and error retard, taking Ls is necessary
Yes, by taking the L, examining and bettering yourself.
You’re an idiot and a child.
18 year old girls aren’t know for their critical thinking ability
some Oasis-related rec
can't imagine even being interested in anything else
Yuka man here
One of my housemates opened my bank statement. They're allowed asleep now but I'll question them in the morning. No excuse for shit like this. Fucking cunt.
often hard for a virgin to accurately imagine being a shagger, don't worry de lad
Imagine the smell.
George being told to not talk to the media about why Uncle Andy and Charlotte spend a lot of time together
I watch pewdiepie every day (not as much since he's become a minecraft channel) and I haven't subbed to him. Algorithms working well.
the london experience
Gay. Fuck off oregano
cope on vfs
LOOKS LIKE SCHIZOPHRENIA'S BACK ON THE MENU BOYS
I'm interested Newcastle though. Reckon it's there indian lad who's just moved in. Disgusting. There's five of us
Mate, 17 is not noncery. Princess Charlotte clearly is
how do you know
For me it's: Retsupurae, Lowtax, The Chieftain, and occasionally some nostalgic yogscast vids
the freaks who gush over asian birds have clearly never spent any time in asia and it shows
What sort of subhuman opens another mans letters. I'd tell him about it if I were you.
Blubbering and pissing
mention it to him
is he second gen or FOB indian?
Depends on the country
get fatherly advice from a learned sage
start spewing incel forum buzzwords in response
Sick of the sight of joe rogans face
spluttering and wailing
no shit big fella, asian porn is great but actual asians are hogs. everyone knows that.
Anyone ever smell the fart of an Asian bird?
just doxxed half of the posters here by the replies
Euston station will be a warzone tomorrow
As your man says, you can bring a horse to water but you can't make him drink it.
No but I've heard they fart a lot it's all the rice
want to cuddle a (legal) japanese girl
have lost almost all attraction to my gf and i dont know why, cant tell if its me or her
i love cummy girls
Don't know who it was yet. Will question everyone tomorrow and even if they all deny I'll make it clear it's a scummy thing to do. Indian lad was born in India but here for uni
This is what's wrong with modern Britain
I mean, it's not a crime to post nudes on Twitter. They couldn't lock him up forever
finna spark a zoot and bun it down to the roach in honour of mr byrnes
free all the man
HE WALKS FREEEEE
blade runner 2019 is now on the flix lads
Lads I’ve found the perfect diet
Find a single flaw
NOT A FUCKING DRILL
looks like guitar song setup 1 is back on the menu boys
Non-autistic people can't eat exactly the same thing every day
diego stopped posting on the 8th of september
timmy got sectioned on the 9th of september
timmy gets released on the 21st of september
big think material
Literally no vegetables or fruit lol
not actually a gamer 2bh
have't 'game'd' in literally forever
weird measurements declare I might be a 'gamer' though
Sorry, brainlet. Only watch obscure arthouse foreign films.
meat is murder, eat some vegetables
Mans been playing games with us
There’s no reason to eat veggies or fruit
Beef has literally every nutrient your body needs
I had to do it to em
mate of mine had an indian (from india doing a degree in the UK) and he was a piece of shit
would constantly take other people's food, opened other people's post and claim he didn't see the name, and when he moved out he took everyone's cutlery and plates
made my day
wonder if we'll get a video tonight
cringe but based
You’re going to be farting...a LOT.
oh my days you finna got the real pum pum
found the shagger
Chat shit I say whatever I feel
brits dont use inches why didnt you give her your penis size in centimeter? or is your penis 5 or 6 centimeters big?
Imagine this beast resting its bum on your face and breaking wind.
thats a bot mate lol
sucking a suleiman
Mental. Absolutely mental.
They're front another planet. The pro-immigration crowd think we're ignorant of culture when it's there exact opposite.
Dude I'm a vegan bruh
Switch to a plan based alternative like soy milk dude. Don't you know that cow milk is breastmilk for a baby calf bruh, it's filled with pus bruh. You're depriving that baby calf of milk maan. The calf will be sold or slaughtered bro
Good. I need a nice steak with my pint of milk you limp wristed spastic psuedointellectual.
Genuinely know this girl. She's from Surrey.
when he moved out he took everyone's cutlery and plates
Yep lmao how you know her
my name's tom and I'm watching match of the day
Her 'career' as a '''creative'''. Ask her if she likes bloodplay.
*walks into the /brit/ thread like i was walking on to a yacht*
we use both
*walks into the /brit/ VIP section*
ok, so is your penis 5 inches or 5 centimeters?
Mental how we were poorer and more backwards than sub Saharan Africa in the 1800s but are now richer than all of Europe, the Jews must like us.
wait redpill me on her then im gonna fuck her
so shes into bloodplay and that
saving the planet one pedal at a time
What the fuck is bloodplay
NEED her in my life 2bh
whats your first name and ill say i know you
Really want to photoshop the Eye on Springfield title card and turn it into Eye on /brit/ but I got a new computer and forgot the key for my pirated photoshop
injecting/displacing blood onto/into the genital region, erotic regions, or the anal region.
cagey gonna ragey
is there a county more full of nonces and twats than surrey?
didnt know people still used :L emojis, has she just woken up from a 11 year long coma
Based, can't wait to hear the teddies' reaction
nowt wrong with it, you never shagged a bird on her rag mikey?
you fucking what
Sam, we talked about music a lot
He's the reason my grandma's family came to the US
everybody put your hands in the air!
and it was all red
YOUR SKIN OH YEAH YOUR SKIN AND BONES
bit weird how i can buy pozzing as a fetish but not this
popular in the 'bug-chaser' gay scene where pozz'd men will inject a load of their blood into their partners 'neghole' before dumping a load of cum inside with it.
I wouldn't put yourself in a vulnerable position. All about her convictions
Bloodplay is fucking corrrr I’ve only had period sex but it’s really quite animalistic when you get blood all over each other and then you can rub it and face paint etc
And then it’s fun to shower off after together too
No. I have not. Imagine the smell
Wasn't Ireland poor until the 1960s or so?
never had a girlfriend or sex
"let's go for a bike ride user! we're saving the plan-"
This isn't common, thank God.
what do you mean her convictions lmao what
i'm trying to shag ASAP
*raises the roof*
fuck that wash your clothes at 30 bollocks yeah wash your clothes at 30 with a load of chemicals to hide the smell of barely washed clothes enjoy your rash fuck the climate and fuck the ozone layer lever listen to a fuckiing thing they say on tv because its bollocks the lot of it
prefer africans, orientals, abos, latinos, injuns and pakis to pikeys honestly.
the leaf hasn't touched a pussy since he fell out of his mum
some godawful posts coming out
Fantastic, intellectual post
course you would mboko
curse of being intelligent and knowledgeable.
Lads I'm crying. Tim defeated apartheid
LONG LIVE THE KING
That's good. You've invited plenty of them.
Can't respect anyone, male or female, who has a flat arse. It just seems so pathetic.
think for a minute you mong
would tim's first post really be just a single word
no, it'd be a picture or a video. he hasn't tweeted without a photo for literally years
it's just some spacker impersonating him, and you're a spacker to believe it
there's a possibility he's from a c-section birth
An actual hero
sucking and fucking like a jackhammer
tinder is such a fucking drag man
all arranging this and that
planning dates planning shite
i dont plan fuck all, if there is one thing i can't do it's plan shit
its literally 100x easier to pull outside in a certain setting than online
fuck online "dating" unless youre a male model and even then theyre probably sick of fanny at this point
just realised i was about to jump through a hoop for a fat "alt" slapper, it's a joke, in person she wouldnt even be on my radar
Well see soon, I doubt he has his camera handy though when he tweeted that
genuinely happy for tim
having a special brew for him rn
based black man
I'll tarmac his drive last
Genuinely shagged 20 women off tinder most were goblinos tho way below my league. Was a dark time In my life. Hope to never have sex addiction again.
lads I'm gonna cry
he's going to see his bears again
Yes. Woman have really high standards when it comes to online and they think they're entitled to better than what they actually deserve.
youve hit the nail on the head there mikey lad
So did Tim escape from the funny farm or was he released? There are a bunch of hospital thugs roaming around High Wycombe with tranquilizer guns and large butterfly nets are there?
dont know what to post
100% agree with your post but its not just an online issue
crywank for tim
brit/yank politicians are at least held accountable in their respective debates
ours are so corrupt and unaccountable you wouldn;t even believe the shit they get up to
any Sainsburys man in?
any fellow celtic bvlls in?
hello is this the misogyny general
was listening to this a while ago
mumsie: buys cakes
me: eats cakes
mumsie: why are you so fat
celts are such chads that they got obliterated by surrounding powers and had foreign cultures forced on them for 1,000 years.
Best track on the album. Remember arguing with my ex about which track was the best and she made me sit down and listen to Earthmover. Still remember that moment vividly for some reason
You're probably right to be fair. You can just see it clearer with the internet. Like you'll see some 20 year old slag who is overweight, probably doesn't even have an income, has 1 child and then they think they can be picky. Their egos must be through the roofs. I have to laugh like
I'm an Anglo-Indian BVLL
Crazy how the horned helmets and long, braided hair was more of a Celtic thing that somehow erroneously became associated with the Norse.
I'd hope you'd be referring to the awful carry on by biffo and Bertie but knowing this site it's probably an underage zoomer whining that we gave women and gays rights and that non Irish people exist.
imagine tim makes a video explaining that his entire online persona for the past 8 years has been performance art
any pakobritannic man in?
Mboko rears his ugly head
a couple grown men online obsessing over some overweight middle-aged man sending out a tweet? kind of odd if you ask me.
mboko moaning again
im a highlander arl fellas dad moved from middle of nowhere up in scotland like off t'film we fella who was james bond whats his name sean mcconnory
er gwaetha pawb a phopeth
ry'n ni yma o hyd
In the bin you go
50% Scottish blood and 50% English blood
been doing a bit of bloodplay have you
yeah, you're a bit deranged bud.
forgot to turn your proxy on
Yorkshire in a nutshell.
Wish Tim great and considerable ill
got that stelio kontos song stuck in the noggin'
lets all talk about how british we all are infront of the yanks
quintessential smack core
God bless Timothy James Byrne
Some new vids have just been forwarded to me on the old whatsapp
Lovely. Lets see whos been broke up, cut up or shot up this time.
for me it's the british kingdom of strathclyde
hahahaha ooo fucking hell youre ard
alri Gretna lad
can't be real, imagine being such a genuine cuckold that you just sit behind the tard instead of driving around him or even just over him
I'm not. Just love the gossip me
might give the old room a quote unquote "clean"
Alba gu brath!
Strippy mad still
Tim Byrne, what a lad
At the strippy essentialy I poo in you
did you post this a couple years ago and call it a "good makeout song" or something
firmly believe king arthur existed
there's too many references to him not to be real
100% Anglo-Saxon me.
Both Bede and the Anglo-Saxon Chronicle make no mention of him at all.
big fan of avgn
because he btfo'd the saxons
but in the sources of the britons/welsh he appears consistently from the 7th century