>be me
>from Eastern Europe
>come to Denmark
>stay 2 years in college
>get $1600 a month for being a good goy and (((looking))) for a job
I DONT WANT TO GO BACK TO WORK TOMORROW
Nolan Diaz
Cooper Lewis
at least i have a job where i can show up late like 9-10AM
Thomas Bailey
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Adam Rodriguez
>work as a forest fire fighter
>People think my job is tough and admirable
>Smoke weed all day and play video games on base
>When there is a fire make a fuck ton of OT working during the day, drink and smoke all night
>All horny young adults stuck together in a camp, so get to routinely fuck qt firefighters
>Fire season is only 5 or 6 months a year
>Collect EI the rest of the year
>Can literally do this every year for my whole life
>tfw I only work 5 months a year and make 60k
>tfw when I do work I basically do nothing 3/4 of the time
Why would you do anything else?
Juan Garcia
I'M STARTING A NEW JOB TOMORROW AFTER 2 YEARS OF NEETDOM
MY NEETBUX RAN OUT AND SERGEY IS TAKING LONGER THAN I EXPECTED
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Nolan Peterson
how do i get this job
I live in MN
Xavier Allen
Us NEETs are truly living in the future, when robots will slave themselves so all humans could live as philosopher NEETs. In the present however, only few chosen ones can afford to live as NEETs. Instead of using robot slaves, we use NPC brainlet humans as slaves by manipulating their feelings and thoughts. Humanity is literally convinced in giving me 800$ a month for sitting my room and slowly masturbating for hours.
Lincoln Jackson
Not sure fren, I'm a leaf in live in northern Ontario. I get hired by the provincial government, with the position guaranteed because I have seniority.
Check with your state government. I'm sure they have a big intake in the summer. In Canada you only have to pass a really easy fitness test and you're basically for sure hired
Matthew Cruz
How it really works:
>go to bed at 3am
>wake up around 11am or a little later
>get up and get something to eat
>realize it is noon and the wagies have already put in half there day and are also eating lunch
>realize I didn't even take a shower yet
>realize I'm a lazy unproductive fuck
Christopher Reyes
get out