You have $5000 to invest, what do?

You have $5000 to invest, what do?

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bitcoin

>stock market
if you don't want to lose money

fpbp

Buy 1 million VIT

Ez

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XRP is the safest bet, After the Clinton speech will guarantee be worth at least $1

become a neat photographer dude with my new expensive camera, or buy a car

A really video camera and use the rest to pay random street women to have sex with me and sell the videos online. With the revenue, pay more women and film the sex.

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call fbi and tell them i've been hacked