You have $5000 to invest, what do?

You have $5000 to invest, what do?

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bitcoin

>stock market
if you don't want to lose money

fpbp

Buy 1 million VIT

Ez

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XRP is the safest bet, After the Clinton speech will guarantee be worth at least $1

become a neat photographer dude with my new expensive camera, or buy a car

A really video camera and use the rest to pay random street women to have sex with me and sell the videos online. With the revenue, pay more women and film the sex.

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call fbi and tell them i've been hacked

>if you don't want to lose money

But on what? Not looking for quick score. Willing to let it sit.

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$4000 btc, $1000 0xbtc

VET then set a sell order at 10x the current price.

Put it in crypto and trade it to double my money

maybe ill just spend it on cocaine and flip it the old skool way

XRP is going at least $10 EOY

VTSAX.

source?

>buying the top
The correct answer is home improvement projects.

As of today?

NASDAQ: TSLA all in, withdraw when it hits 305

All in cardano.

Sell at $3

That's a modest prediction desu

Seriously

How much does a 30min softcore amateur sex tape with a random 7/10 sell for? Genuinely curious

All in ZIL and VXV

no source just hope user

The desperation of eos bagholders
>a speech by a disgraced former politician will give my cryptocurrency value

About 20

is there any man on earth that thinks that is sexy? (specifically the sagged sweat pan)

BTC, ETH or Link

20-50% BTC, rest splitted on some altcoins

PMs are very under priced at the moment. If China and the US can't sort out a trade deal, the price increases of everyday goods is gonna increase, people will loose a little faith in the dollar, and PMs will rise out of their already long term lows.

Plus, China and Russia are rapidly increasing their gold reserves in preparation for de-dollarisation. Remember to take physical delivery

ROYT on robinhood. Annual 10-20% dividends paid out every month.

based

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5000$ into bitcoin, into trading bot

Hookers and blow. Money is meaningless in the end when you're dead, so why not have some fun instead.

Yes I do. Anyone on this board who doesn't is a loser.

All in REQ short-midterm, way oversold

it basically amounts to this, kek

At least in the stock market the people behind the company work to increase the companies value.

Instincts or...?