Thinking of getting a 24K loan to buy crypto

>Be south american piece of shit
>Dream of leaving shitty job
>Dream of leaving shithole country (future Venezuela)
>Crypto seems to be the only way out
>Only earn 12K a year
>Most goes down the drain with inflation, taxes and food
>See annoucement of a 24K Loan in 200 payments
>Plan to buy 2 BTC, 10 ETH, 200 NEO, 1K in REQ, 1K in LINK, 1K in Vechain.

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Colombia, Bolivia?

Hes probably from argentina

Get the loan, buy a fucking plane ticket, and leave. Forget throwing it into investments you retarded fuck, just get the money and leave. 1rst world cucked countries will hire you instantly and your debt will not follow you. If this isn't a LARP OP seriously fucking do this.

Hire me for what? I'm a senior student of CPA from south america

Close but no

That's part of my master plan, but I need to get the money in crypto because otherwise it will look like I'm just another latino mule with drug money

Nope, we are really into cocaine though

Need to buy XMR if you’re going to exit scam with $24000

You got it man
Using an offline computer to create a brain wallet

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Checked

Getting $24k on and off an exchange is the difficult part.

Binance has a 2 BTC daily limit for withdrawing, shouldn't take more than a week