Thinking of getting a 24K loan to buy crypto

>Be south american piece of shit
>Dream of leaving shitty job
>Dream of leaving shithole country (future Venezuela)
>Crypto seems to be the only way out
>Only earn 12K a year
>Most goes down the drain with inflation, taxes and food
>See annoucement of a 24K Loan in 200 payments
>Plan to buy 2 BTC, 10 ETH, 200 NEO, 1K in REQ, 1K in LINK, 1K in Vechain.

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Colombia, Bolivia?

Hes probably from argentina

Get the loan, buy a fucking plane ticket, and leave. Forget throwing it into investments you retarded fuck, just get the money and leave. 1rst world cucked countries will hire you instantly and your debt will not follow you. If this isn't a LARP OP seriously fucking do this.

Hire me for what? I'm a senior student of CPA from south america

Close but no

That's part of my master plan, but I need to get the money in crypto because otherwise it will look like I'm just another latino mule with drug money

Nope, we are really into cocaine though

Need to buy XMR if you’re going to exit scam with $24000

You got it man
Using an offline computer to create a brain wallet

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Checked

Getting $24k on and off an exchange is the difficult part.

Binance has a 2 BTC daily limit for withdrawing, shouldn't take more than a week

How are you entering?

Use the 24K in Local Bitcoins
Get those BTC to Binance
Buy as much monero as I can
Withdraw to the Brain wallet in the offline computer I will later unscrew the HDD, break the platter and throw it in the ocean

I just used an ATM to buy XMR. $100USD got my $84 worth. I think I included the $2.50 atm fee to withdraw the fiat. If exit scamming its the tax.

Could be worse

Frens I just went to the store and I saw a massive offer for luggage and carry-ons, with the slogan "Get read to travel!"
I think it's some kind of sign

de donde eres

somo paisanos

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All in GVT before it moons for launch

No onions Venezolano, pero los considero mis hermanos.

DONT SPEND MONEY YOU DONT HAVE FAGGOT. Study the market...Save, and buy little by little. Also ONLY BUY BTC, you dont have money to gamble on shitcoins.

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No matter how good you spin it, taking on debt to invest in crypto is the worst possible financial decision you could make. There's a good chance you won't even make enough to cover the interest. There's a chance you will lose every bit of that loan. Terrible idea OP. You keep working and invest what you can afford. Better yet, save enough money to get out of your shit country if you think it's really so bad.

lo siento señor, no respeto cucks de la deuda.
vuelve a tu jaula wagie.

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Keep at least some in cash for repayments in case anything goes wrong at your job etc and you can't pay a few installments. Like 10%.

Also, I think you're over diversifying and you should pick two or three and go all on.

>Local Bitcoins
isnt LB a complete scam? they have ridiculous rates

All in link you smelly spic motherfucker