I have less than 18 hours to make atleast R$3.200,00 to pay my cousin funeral and all related bureocratic procedures.
I need ideas, the problem is not the money/value itself, but the fact that I need to have it on my hands by tomorrow morning at max.
>ideas I already had I'll probably go with my old mom to these loans companies where you ask for 5k and after have to pay 13k atleast, as she is older I think they wont refuse. I'm thinking into get to an shady loan guy that asks 10%/daily plus the initial amount he loaned.
Any another idea would be apreciated.
>things I wont do Kneepading, drug dealing, physical shit.
just don't pay it, let them throw him in the river or whatever you savages do
Samuel Davis
Sell your ass to strangers.
Hunter Lee
thats like 850 dollars
why so expensive? are there no cheaper funerals in brazil? like how really poor hues handle this?
Gabriel Williams
>funeral he dead nigga, he wont give a shit.
Jace Hernandez
actually your best move would be to try and give that bill to someone else. this cousin had no parents? friends? siblings?
Joseph Morales
have you considered a pyre op? all you need is wood and petrol
Colton Cook
I will pay it anyhow and anyway, my cousin got into shit because he paid my house expenses when I were young, there is no way I'll let him be gone like that.
I'm at max average looking, I'm not feminine and even having a virgin ass people wont pay that, even if I did it I wouldnt earn the enough amount.
We have to pay some fees and autorization from the doctors to release his corpse (its corruption fee and if you dont pay they will make it take a lot of hours enough to the corpse stay like a baloon), pay the coffin, the transportation from the hospital where his dead corpse is now to the cemetery, have to pay all the fees to the cemetery workers, flowers and also a fee to use the cemetery space..
The only cheap funeral here is if you die and nobody claim your body, you gonna be sepulted into a hole with a lot of other corpses that nobody claimed/knew/paid.
His mother still alive, I know you just wanna make some niilistical joke, but I'll do it.
My family is all poor or fucked up, the ones that earn the most get a minimun wage for a month to feed 4 mouths atleast. That is R$1.000,00 that is like $350 to feed and pay all expenses of 4 persons.
I already asked for help and I know they cant do it, so I gotta do what I gotta do. This can easily make me go jail and fuck even more the whole situation.
This is a scam thread. I fuckinf hate Brazilians. They’re even worse than pajeets.
In Japan, 99% of young Brazilian men are paid grunts by the Yakuza to car jack.
Gabriel Martinez
Pay the corpse ass to strangers.
Joseph Davis
Where is the scam your fucking idiot, I'm not asking for nothing but ideas, I already got banned on my Jow Forums pass because I tried to give the same email I gave when someone wants to ask something and I got a 1 week ban this time for nothing.
Yes, every brazilian that go to Japan just know to do shit, thanks, Brazilians created Yakuza!
What you mean?
Justin Thomas
I mean sell.
Elijah Jones
Nobody buy, why they would if you can claim the body of young guys that dies without their ID's? The darkmarket or organs here is already full, if they kidnap young children and health ones why they would want a corpse of a guy that was doing chemo?
Leo Baker
A human skull is worth about 500 USD too. Just cut his head off and sell it so you can bury the rest of the fat lard.
Jose Torres
>I will pay it anyhow and anyway, my cousin got into shit because he paid my house expenses when I were young, there is no way I'll let him be gone like that. dont do it man, you think his corpse will be thankful he can rot in whatever hole you buy? he is dead, hes gone.
>The only cheap funeral here is if you die and nobody claim your body, you gonna be sepulted into a hole with a lot of other corpses that nobody claimed/knew/paid. just let them do this
>My family is all poor or fucked up and why you throw around with money then? >buying a Jow Forums pass
you dont want to be a poorfag anymore? stop paying for all kinds of stupid shit.
Ryan Cook
no one cares. go away and take your narcissistic sob story scams with you. you're literally worse than OmegaMaker.
Xavier Hall
It can probably be worth in the country you are, not here. Here you can find bodies or skulls everywhere, but if you get caught with them wellcome to some extortion and some problems. I dont know if you think these kind of passive agressive outsider jokes are funny, anyway I dont wish you go for something similar to that.
This aint stupid shit, he could have wasted his money with thots, cars, anything else but instead he paid my family dues, he got even into problems because of that.
I'm not a hooker yet, neither a ripper to put my human side into the trash and start pretending I'm Patrick Bateman.
>Jow Forums pass An user gave me to make it easier for me reply, etc.
Who is OmegaMaker? I'm already leaving here, my projects are going well and if anyone needs help know where to find me.
Now fuck off and continue your life, pussie aspie.
Caleb Jones
Do you have land? Buy a cheap casket and bury him yourself. Have the body moved later when you can afford it. Why are you beholden to the way (((they))) want you to do things? Its about having a respectful send-off. The words are more important than the ceremony. Be creative, what can an uneducated undertaker do that you can't do?
Samuel Morris
fuck off dude. your cancer around here.
Isaiah Richardson
>I dont know if you think these kind of passive agressive outsider jokes are funny Yes I like to piss off e-beggars.
Carter Morgan
I have to pay the dues to get his corpe out anyway, that means at any possible outcome I'll have to spend money and if I will spend let it be all the process. I'm asking for ideas to get the money, no for ideas of things you would never do but you are talking for fun.
Ok, there are hundreds of shilling topics and other shit, thanks for the conclusion I'm the only cancer!
You aint pissing me, in fact its really cringy to know from all you could do you are resorting to that. Someone like we wont even be pissed from these normal passive agressive shit, if you were a good analyzer, as you think you are, you would be able to know that.
Hope you find you are getting into a niihilistical distorted world view that wont give you nothing of good. May Christ free you from those things.
Justin Brown
stop wasting precious money or you will never make it. you think he would have paid for your funeral if he didn't have the money? they all would throw you into a hole and buy booze for that money.
is that why 3rd worlders always poor? I say yes
James Price
Like this
Lucas Robinson
can you proof the bill is as high and the funeral is infact happening?
I'm already making it, I already have on going projects and I'll be developing others soon. I still on my 2 graduations and my life is OK besides this real loss.
>he would have paid Yes, he would, my cousin different for my age was like 10 years, he got into criminal activity in fact because my mother couldnt pay enough and he hustled to pay the things so I could continue at school.
I can, tomorrow I can take any timestamp photo in the hospital or into the cemetery, in fact I dont wished to do that because of guys like that think its all fun.
I'm not asking for donations, just new ideas to get the money because I'll do it anyway.
I'm not the same loser I was before, dont keep talking shit to me like you guys understand how is to bypass shit like that.
condolences for your cousin user. have you tried negotiating with the funeral company/local clepto-bureaucracy to allow you to pay in installments? wouldn't cremation be a cheaper but still respectful option? scattering his ashes at a place he loved or something
Blake Brown
would sending you btc help you or would it be to late to cashout?
David Watson
Cremation here is much more expensive than a normal funeral, atleast 10k reais with all the fees/bureocratical procedures/law permission. You cant pay in 2x, 3x, atleast not in that cemetery that in fact I'll pay less because other family relatives was sepulted there. Cremation is much expensive here because you need to follow a lot of procedures that cost time and money and cant be done without proper $$$inspection.
I'll pay the lower value I could find.
To be sincere with you I would really like to have a job, you know.. it is like almost the second month I'm asking for a job and I dont found anything. Did translation, did airdrops, did things in advance and still nothing.
To be sincere with you I wont be able to cashout, but it would help as money still being money.
But if you can give me any task and after the done task pay me something would be better than that.
Easton Ortiz
"Quanto Custa Cremação no Brasil. A cremação no Brasil tem custo variável, de R$ 6.000,00 a R$ 10.000,00. Estes valores incluem todas as coberturas para um funeral completo de cremação, variando tais despesas de acordo com o modelo do caixão, flores, local e duração do velório." 6k to 10k atleast - cremation. Just google "Cremação preço sp", cremação is cremation, preço is price and sp means são paulo.
Camden Davis
should i send based favelanon 300$?
biz decides. you can vote yes or no
3 votes wins.
Blake Taylor
Dont send me, those guys will keep calling me a scammer.
If we knew how to make that much money that fast we wouldn't be here gambling on shitcoins.
Xavier Collins
>send favelanigger money >next week he is back with another sob story (last time he was robbed, now his cousin died, etc.) >other favela niggers and pajeets see it and try to copy it >board is flooded with 3rd worlder sob storys
Dude, I study electrical engineering and computer engineering.
Let me take a screenshot.
If I was a scammer I would just need to put 3 different socks5 and let the VPN on and say "yes".
I'm using PIDGIN with OTR and also tor, do you think I couldnt easy bypass and let a vpn or socks if I wanted? I'm already leaving here, if you dont realize its on you.
but i need to you to post only positive shit the next couple weeks after this. like visit the city and foto architecture, or some interesting favela story or some ninja pics of whores ass from your uni, ok?
Alexander Hill
Sell everything you and your family owns
Aiden Roberts
Of course it’s this favelanon guy. Mr fucking life advice doesn’t know what to do. THISTHISTHIS You know you’re bad when you say “they’re cancer too!”
Owen Hall
Didn’t your bitch ass get .1 btc from somebody?
Didn’t your bitch ass claim you were selling viagra and making money?
Where’s your money homie?
Go fuck your self man. Seriously. Low key begging fuckboi.
Kayden Gray
This caught me off guard. Nobody wants to be a beggar, for me its even worst because I could be doing wrong shit that would fuck others if I wanted to rip/scam people over.
I'm curious since I was young, that made me learn many unusual topics that if you dont care to ethics/moral can give you a lot of money such as banking and carding, but I'm not doing it.
Some guys teached me other things and I'm developing that projects. I'm already earning like $100/month passive, that is enough to pay dogo food and all my transportation expenses.
Nobody should need to beg or to be put down like that.
I can promise you I wont post nothing of "bad feelings vibe for the upcoming 4 weeks atleast".
This is my binance wallet. 1Fc8yikcCvSgsTqdK3gswZKJGCuS7xH2PG I never said I'm doing nothing, I never said I am not finding things to do. The viagra guy is selling those pills, I never said the other way. But he is selling NOT ME, I just receive a cut whenever he wants to send me something.
Blake Moore
no you are the problem.
checked yes and soon we have tons more of pajeets and monkeys microblogging here.
>my cousin different for my age was like 10 years, he got into criminal activity >he got into criminal activity
that guy sounds like absolute garbage >has nobody that pays his funeral >gets murdered because hes a criminal shit
So where’s your fucking .1 btc that you claimed to have flipped and turned it into much more?
Where is the money your getting from side hustling? Spending it all on bullshit?
Your a fucking low life begger. If your gonna be a bitch ass begger at least be up front, nobody wants to hear your sob story.
Amb 10 eoy
Nicholas Clark
>here’s my wallet address I’m not begging guys don’t send me anything :^) Tbh hope them favela bois catch you slippin user
Jayden Smith
Can you fuck off with these subtle begging threads? Please stop giving this guy money and report him. His sob stories are most likely lies to make you idiots give him money. A few months ago he needed money for his sick dog, a few weeks ago he needed money because he got robbed, and now he needs money for his dead cousin. And if these stories are true, then this board STILL isn't for begging (read the sticky).
Seriously mods, please ban this guy.
Evan Lee
I pay all my expenses and my family expenses.
Less than a week ago I told here that my house were robbed, that I moved and now I live in a better rented house and a lot of things. Those are some things I had to re buy to install in the house.
I have to pay everything and even more, I'm never talking I'm not doing nothing I'm just talking that I got caught off guard.
can you not see the problem here? you help attracting more of those subhumans to come to this place and shit it up even more.
Anthony Perry
Seriously? I have enough english skills that I could be atleast a teacher for like $5/hour atleast, dont you think IF I HAD a job I would need all this humiliation? You know some brazilians are saving all things I post so they can send to the places I study, right?
>poorfag faveladweller pouring money into pet he can't afford >this guy also makes threads about life advice
Ryder Cooper
Humiliation? Shut the fuck up. Post a pic of you and your girl with a time stamp. That’s humiliation. Posting piles of shit and a dirty ass River isn’t humiliation you third world faggggot.
Parker Robinson
Now what, every time she went to the vet was for free? Her food was free? All vacines were free?
Third world vets are cheap. Your not paying 200usd for meds and a doc visit. Stop lying.
Sebastian Howard
See, you call me a liar to say that she was sick and I needed help, do you even know that a vet here is like R$300? Every vacine is atleasr R$100, I have to study, get fucked in every possible way and you think I would be here several hours if I had other way to get an income?
I saved her from death, there was no other option. The life I gave her is much better than the life I have, all my childhood friends are dead or in prison.
Even so I do two graduations, have a rich gf and a lot of friends. You can call me anything, I dont care.
No they aint, found me a cheap one your stupid bullshiter.
Vets are expensive here, like doctors and engineers, you dont even know what you are talking about.
The min wage is R$1.000,00, how can you say to be charged R$300 for a hour consultance isnt something expensive?
>more niggers show up didnt see one in months, invalid argument. this junk board been boring as fuck lately, favelanon brought some light and perspective. its crazy to see you piss money in 1 night which is life changing for somebody else.
you sound bitter user, try to be nice, it feels good.
Benjamin Miller
If it isn’t obvious, those “advice” threads were most likely just another attempt at tricking people into giving him money.
Eli Russell
its out. still unconfirmed, post itt when you got it
Brayden Torres
R100
While these cucks are sending you usd100. I’m on to your game.
Jayden Scott
You are a liar.
If I wanted to trick people I would ask or charge them for that.
I always said that JELQ could be done without any investment and the book I shilled was for free (height increase), not just that but some guys I take hours plus hours helping them and giving them book recommendations, yet I didnt charged nothing.
See, I'm on 2 graduations, with some friends and able to atleast afford my young brother a life I never had. Am I so retard even so?
What you mean?
Robert Johnson
I mean you said your self you got .1btc
That’s fucking 2240r. So you made double what people live on in a year from just one donation. You also claimed to have doubled that .1btc. So that’s almost 5000r. You just got another 200usd. Who knows how much more. Fucking cry baby trying to have a pity party. I’m a positive person who try’s to help people who need help but I really wish you bad favelaanon. I really do.
Colton Butler
>there was no other option there was, just walk away instead of getting involved.
>The life I gave her is much better than the life I have you are a moron
>have a rich gf then why isn't she paying for you?
>and a lot of friends and none of them help you with anything so you have to come to a anonymous imageboard and beg for money and help wow.
>You can call me anything I call you what you are, a 3rd world NPC beggar.
Don’t get a dog if you can’t afford it. If you have a rich gf then why don’t you just ask her for money for you cousins funeral? You sob story doesn’t even make sense. > you think I would be here several hours if I had other way to get an income? Kek you even admit that you’re only here for money. We know you’re here because you’re poor, but this isn’t a board for begging.
Grayson Martin
Look, since my dog was a puppie I just had this shoes. Do you think I like going for my graduation with the same shoes for a whole semester? What teen/new adult would like that? All money I get go for savings to afford the rent or other shit related to survival, I dont have new clothes for more than a year. Do you think I like that? I use the same shoes for 5 days/week atleast, people gave me nicknames because of it.
I never wanted to be in this situation, tell me other brazilian you knew that could talk in english and was born into favela? All other brazilians in imageboards are atleast higher medium class or upperclass.
I received the 0.1 btc more than a month, I'm here since 2 months by now, dude.
I told that the brazilian exchanged took their cut because of taxes. Yes, for sure you are being a lot of positive to want that I get fucked.
Thanks to being hipocritical.
Because I like her as a human being, I dont want to take advantage on her NEITHER LET ANYONE TALK SHIT TO ME LIKE YOU GUYS DO.
That is why I prefer to be begging for help here than in real life, because I DONT WANT that ANYBODY come to me in the future talking that I just made it because they helped me and I owe them.
The average Brazilian make 1000r a year You made 2250r in one donation.
You made twice the average yearly income in 5 minutes.
Robert Fisher
you are part of the problem. encouraging beggars and giving them money to attract more. you are the soros of Jow Forums
Ryan Gomez
I just asked for my friends help to get a job, but there is a simple fact that changes everything.
IF I GET A REGULAR JOB I WILL NEED TO GIVE UP ON ONE OF THE GRADUATIONS, GOT IT?
So I cant get a regular and even if I got a regular WOULDNT be enought to afford my expenses/younger brother/older mother/dogo and other type of shit. We are into ECONOMICAL RECESSION, 23 MILLION UNEMPLOYED.
But its fine, as long you want to talk lies and shit its on you.
Are you retarded? The average brazilian earns R$1.000,00 MONTHLY, that is like $350. At the max I earned $700 that means 2 minimum wage, its the SECOND MONTH I'm here, its more than 45 days.
I lost some cut on taxes, but distort it any way you can.
Yes I'm begging for help, I'm begging for a job. Look that I always asked for a JOB not cash, but you wanna distort it so its fine.
Angel Smith
Fuck off. You deserve every bit of being poor because you're a retarded faggot. Just stop posting. No one cares about you and your retarded posts. You're not special.
Gabriel Anderson
I can’t work and go to school at the same time. Fuck off scumbag
People do this shit in the USA all the time while putting them selves in massive debt..... how much you paying for school?
Nathaniel Thomas
This. You got months worth of money for free on here. And yet, you think it’s rude of people to get pissed when you keep coming back begging for more? Wtf. If you truly aren’t here to beg (you most likely are) then just be grateful for what biz gave you and stop posting these sob story blog posts about your life.
Mason Butler
I dont pay NOTHING, thats why I CANT GIVE UP.
One engineering graduation would cost me atleast 1.3k reais/month. I'm doing two graduations (one in a paid that I got scholarship and other in a state one).
That means If I quit to get a job I'll earn less than I'm saving doing them.
A user gifted me a Jow Forums pass and told me to continue, the same way you are talking bad things some guys talked good things.
I have the same question to you: Why you want me to stop if others told me to continue?
Ethan Howard
A fool and his money blah blah blah
Your fag ass would rather give some lowlife begger 200usd that donate it to the spca or buy an escort. Your a fuckboi too.
Anthony Ward
>you are the soros of Jow Forums topkekd. be honest you faggot, did you see any other beggars besides favelanon? biz traffic been near to zero the last weeks. favelanons stories been interesting and bring perspective as i said, that is humbling me and worth the 200 bux i just gave him.
I'll have dinner and come back in a while.>11516037
Gavin Evans
You have if easier than lots of Americans. Fucking lowlife. You think cause your house looks like shit and you live by a shit River that somehow makes you poor? Sending bad vibes your way. The universe will get you back for what your doing. Trust me.
Eli Hall
>3k from a Brazilian loan shark to pay for a funeral Ironic.
Hunter Martinez
>be honest you faggot, did you see any other beggars besides favelanon? yes all the time, if you actually lurk a bit more here you would notice the low quality of posts coming in and increasing.
>biz traffic been near to zero the last weeks and thats a good thing, less 3rd worlders and more intelligent discussion.
>favelanons stories been interesting and bring perspective as i said then why can't he make a blog or something with a patreon or go to reddit or some shit and beg there?
>that is humbling me and worth the 200 bux please stop spending your money for things that could ruin this board or decline its quality, feed your favela monkey somewhere else.
Julian Anderson
>I have less than 18 hours to make atleast R$3.200,00 to pay
look at this broke nigger, kek. >escort this why you poor and will forever stay poor you subhuman with your pleb mentality. escorts drain your energy, cumming raises prolactin, reduces test. to be a made man in life you need focus and sexual agression, also to lift heavy. i do this shit once a month maybe.
a pleb like you always thinks of whores first, kys.
Eli Diaz
At least you finally admitted that your threads are just subtle ways to beg for money. Good luck with your life dude, but this board isn’t for begging.
Alexander Nelson
this also good luck OP
Colton Carter
>didn’t buy new clothes this year >wears one pair of shoes all week Are you seriously complaining about this? This is my life in america. You know the difference between you and I though? I don’t blog my problems and beg for help.
Elijah Collins
Those shoes look fucking new. Fuck you favelanon. You bitch about that? Mine are glued together and fucking torn. Kys honestly
Charles Jackson
Not everyone has to do things like you do that's what you fail to understand and lowkey humble brag about.
