>show up to work late every day

>female boss says something to you
>start laughing and walk away

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>things that never happened

>don't show up to work
>call a few days later saying I quit

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You mean
>things that never happen if you're a cuck.

>boss tells me if I don't want to do overtime I can quit
>quit

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>post frogs on Jow Forums to feel better about being a loser

/thread

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When will I make it bros?

Don't forget to show up early tommorow wagie. Remember, Mr. Longnoseburg wants the new Lamborghini.

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>at work
>accidently do ketamine
>boss has to fire me even though she doesnt want to

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females do not work in management, trust me my dads a ceo.

>Tfw due to the federal reserve and the jews meets unironically contribute more to humanity than wagecucks

Plz God crypto save us sorry souls

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how did you accidentally do ketamine

trip fall and land in a pile of random drugs

>Female boss says I can't use phone at work
>Say sorry I'm placing a bid on a house for my client

And that's how my realtor career got off the ground

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same

>Sleep with female manager
>She leaves the company and hires me on at the new place with a sweet role and great money

You're all doing it wrong.

>impregnate asian female boss
>no problem user I'm getting an abortion
>she carries child to term and gives birth
>SWEATING bullets every single day waiting for her to demand child support
>start fucking her again
>she demands that I cum inside of her
>do it because worried about my job and child support and don't want to piss her off
>see pregnancy tests in her medicine cabinet

What is happening help me

hahahahahahahah fuck me is this pasta? cumming in a tiger mommy sounds pretty good desu

I worked at a bar/club, i was pretty drunk at the time and some guy offered me some ketamine. For some reason i just did it right there on the spot, i dont even do drugs usually

>Doesn't post tits

gtfo

I did it by accident.

Thought it was cocaine.

>female boss
Working with women...Sorry user, your life must be shite!

I'm banging an older korean lady. Kinda wanna do this desu

comfy

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>get high on lunch break
>flirt with female customers in front of gay manager

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>female boss calls a meeting
>she says we didn’t meet our targets last month
>i tell her she’s being overly emotional and too opinionated
>everyone agrees and breaks out in applause

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>do ketamine and watch naruto all day
>work slow
>end of the week boss tells me I do good
I'm hired as a trainee but I'm low-key qualified for the job

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My female boss is actually pretty cool. She is fat and really manly. Se sometimes talk about books.