>Tfw due to the federal reserve and the jews meets unironically contribute more to humanity than wagecucks
Plz God crypto save us sorry souls
>show up to work late every day
Lincoln Roberts
Aiden Cooper
how did you accidentally do ketamine
Kevin Cook
trip fall and land in a pile of random drugs
Daniel Hughes
>Female boss says I can't use phone at work
>Say sorry I'm placing a bid on a house for my client
And that's how my realtor career got off the ground
Ayden Cox
same
Zachary Phillips
>Sleep with female manager
>She leaves the company and hires me on at the new place with a sweet role and great money
You're all doing it wrong.
Carter Jones
>impregnate asian female boss
>no problem user I'm getting an abortion
>she carries child to term and gives birth
>SWEATING bullets every single day waiting for her to demand child support
>start fucking her again
>she demands that I cum inside of her
>do it because worried about my job and child support and don't want to piss her off
>see pregnancy tests in her medicine cabinet
What is happening help me
Christian Lewis
hahahahahahahah fuck me is this pasta? cumming in a tiger mommy sounds pretty good desu
Brayden Sullivan
I worked at a bar/club, i was pretty drunk at the time and some guy offered me some ketamine. For some reason i just did it right there on the spot, i dont even do drugs usually
Jordan White
>Doesn't post tits
gtfo