Can you pass a hair follicle drug test using the Macujo method?
If you don't know what it is, look it up.
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If this shit doesn't work I won't get my dream job. And also I will have ruined hair. Worth ruining my hair for a chance to pass a hair test?
Also FUCK companies that test for weed.
Buy Mobius, Sir.
Also, how do I pass a urine test?
The only reason I didn't stop smoking weed months ago is because I thought this job was a pipe dream. NOW I ACTUALLY HAVE A JOB OFFER, and am about to fail all the preliminary drug tests (hair + urine). What the fuck do I do?
Please Jow Forums, give me your best advice. Can you pass drug tests using these methods? Or is the only way to not smoke?
Shave every hair off, every single one, and buy a fake dick with synth urine in it.
Nah man, this shit DOES NOT work anymore. If you shave off all your hair as to not provide a sample, they automatically fail you.
fake piss works
How do you hide it? Do they not watch you piss?
You don't deserve your dream job if you're too dumb to risk not getting it over weed. That's why drug tests still exist. They don't care if you actually do drugs, they just want to weed out the losers with no self control.
It's a psychological test, no matter what you will pass.
Just shave your entire body. Tell them you are a competitive swimmer/cancer patient
Drug testing is fucking retarded. The only thing a company has to worry about is if you pick up a serious drug addiction, which will be apparent before the drug test and or develop after when you’re a junkie. Mine as well be testing for alcohol too, Puritan retardation.
>dream job
>FUCK COMPANIES THAT TEST FOR WEED
which one is it OP?
Just neck yourself now to avoid the disappointment of failure
I don't give a fuck about your personal opinion.
Not true.
Doesn't work anymore, I already had an interview with hair / beard showing.
Agree 100%
I had no clue I would ever get this far. Stupid, but that's what it is now.
>Do they not watch you piss?
Lol what, you're applying for a job not going to jail. You probably will do it at an outside lab, where they will put you in a bathroom with dye in the toilet so you can't flush
you're up for your dream job and you didnt know you would have to pass a drug test? Maybe if you werent smokin the dope you would have researched that little fact
probably not, a good way to do it is taking it in a condom but make sure you bring a pin or something
I don't give a fuck what you think dude. Fuck off and worry about your own life
Noted, do those detox potions work or nah?
By wearing a fake Penis
Sorry to say bro I tried this method, followed it to the T and failed spectacularly. And this was for court not some job. Even using this method I had a high concentration in my hair, I would have assumed it would at least make it less concentrated in my hair, which would have mattered in my case, but no. Anyway, it's anecdotal, but personally I have no faith in this method.
>I don't give a fuck about your personal opinion.
You aren't going to get the job.
they haven't watched me before. what i did was microwave the fake piss for a minute before i left my house, then held it up against the car heater with the littlw warmer pack on the other side. then i tucked it in my waistband to keep it against my skin so it would stay warm. i actually took a piss in the toilet and just filled the cup with the bottle. then i sprayed some on the outside of the collection cup so i could see the doc look grossed out lmao FUCK drug testing
Fuck man. Did it ruin your hair? Were you a heavy smoker?
sneak in peepee with in a condom, make sure you bring a pin or something. goodluck user.
You probably have but make a rule to never smoke while working, it makes the after work sesh's that much better.
GL user
Synthetic urine works. Wear snug underwear and sandwich between your body and disposable hand warmer. Near body temp is critical.
Okay faggot, here's what you do.
>Buy a shit ton of detox drinks made for flushing weed out of your system, chug them for 3-5 days, you will be pissing constantly but that's the price. Dilute the weed out of you.
>Shave off your hair or scrub with chemicals that throw off the test. Google it to find which ones interfere with the testing chemicals.
>If they give you sas, don't be afraid to push back at the lab doing the tests. Lab technician make near minimum wage and really don't give a fuck. If they insist they cut your hair for you, tell them to fuck off, bring fake hair.
>100% chance the people doing the drug test aren't the same people as the ones hiring you, unless you are getting a job at a hospital. Get a friend who looks enough like you to take the test for you. Get a fake ID.
Alternatively
>Get tested and fail, tell them the truth, and hope you can ride on your resume to get you the job anyway.
Yeah I was heavy like a month before the test I was on vacay smoking all day everyday. That's not typical. It didn't ruin my hair but my hair is short and light/thin/soft. If you have long hair it might be a different story. It def felt different afterward but no one noticed on my short hair.
Hire someone to dress up as you and let them do it, it's the only way
Dont get pissy at me dude. It's a hair test. You're fucked. The only reliable way to pass a hair test is to not smoke pot for a few months. Probably have a better chance if you just call the interviewer and tell them you smoked pot at a party a couple weeks prior. Maybe they give you some more time.
See my answer in this thread