Just shave your entire body. Tell them you are a competitive swimmer/cancer patient
Hair Drug Test
Drug testing is fucking retarded. The only thing a company has to worry about is if you pick up a serious drug addiction, which will be apparent before the drug test and or develop after when you’re a junkie. Mine as well be testing for alcohol too, Puritan retardation.
>dream job
>FUCK COMPANIES THAT TEST FOR WEED
which one is it OP?
Just neck yourself now to avoid the disappointment of failure
I don't give a fuck about your personal opinion.
Not true.
Doesn't work anymore, I already had an interview with hair / beard showing.
Agree 100%
I had no clue I would ever get this far. Stupid, but that's what it is now.
>Do they not watch you piss?
Lol what, you're applying for a job not going to jail. You probably will do it at an outside lab, where they will put you in a bathroom with dye in the toilet so you can't flush
you're up for your dream job and you didnt know you would have to pass a drug test? Maybe if you werent smokin the dope you would have researched that little fact
probably not, a good way to do it is taking it in a condom but make sure you bring a pin or something
I don't give a fuck what you think dude. Fuck off and worry about your own life
Noted, do those detox potions work or nah?
By wearing a fake Penis