I've been informed they're about 80-85% compete with the smart contract audits
They expect to finish by end of next week with possibility of running into early next week.
The auditors won't provide an exact update on the status of the outcome until they're finished, however they've indicated things are positive.
I have no idea when the Chainlink team themselves will publicize the results, but they will have them quite soon.
Will create a new thread next week if I find out more
they've already been finished
NEXT
This is going to be one of the hardest dumps on main-net and the project will basically fail because people will never use it for anything other than to PnD, which will completely fuck the tokenomics and make the whole thing useless. Sergey will realize this and just disappear along with the rest of the team. SWIFT and co will realize this, and begin to quietly remove any references they have to this embarrassing experiment which - who knows, might have succeeded if it wasn't for the retards who infest this place and run painfully obvious shill and fud campaigns. Many of you will experience the kind of hopium crash which actually kills people, and I suppose suicide is a fitting reward for some of the more smug retards who clutter up this board, but I hope it isn't all of you. There will be no more memes, no more dreams of lambos or whatever NPC tier 'rich person's car' you've picked out in your imagination as you're left in the dirt holding a bunch of link bags. Even a fraction of the money some of you invested in link could have helped you make it during the next bull-run in a legitimate project. Imagine that. THAT is what you should be visualizing. Not your stupid fucking holiday home, not your imaginary future "faithful" gf / wife, nor an early retirement where you don't need to toil away at menial tasks for your betters from inside your 9-5 existential prison cell - you should instead be visualizing yourself scraping together what little money you have left in the wake of your devastation to try and ride something like BAT or Holo up, and your dream of MILLIONS OF DOLLARS suddenly becomes a much more realistic 100k-200k at most. I mean it's not bad - more than you intellectual runts probably deserve. You'll all see I was right. I always am.
I can respect this larp for being direct and to the point. No 'can't divulge my sources but singularity soon' vague-ass bullshit.
Good good. The longer they take to publicize the results, the more time I have to get my cheque to clear to buy one last set before the price takes off.
I've been thinking about pregnant men for years. I never thought I would jerk off to the idea of a pregnant Sergey till I finally couldn't take that handsome fucking face anymore and shopped his face on to a pregnant manbody late feburary before proceeding to absolutely destroy my cock with friction burns.
I, at one point had masturbated to Sergey 170 times. Right now I have scars on my cock which only allow me to masturbate 40 times a day..
However, my parents who are wealthy have been listening to my pleas to help me buy the materials so that I might hand-craft a custom pregnant Sergey bodypillow so that I will stop pissing on the floor in the basement. They are finally listening to me and are going to put in 75 Euros worth to buy the materials I will need to craft my masterpiece.
I'm getting the money by this Friday to invest in. Now i need some advice here. I don't want to have my beautiful work of art invalidated by emergent technology which would take my third-trimester coital cravings in a more digital direction.
You see, at the same time I'm scared that quality VR with enhanced touch-sense bodysuits is coming like off of my favorite movie, Ready Player One. After that happens I really, seriously believe that I will be able to create the true Pregnant Sergey Waifu VR experience. I really, seriously believe that this tech is just around the corner because it looked really realistic in the movie. I'm not sure that my bodypillow would satisfy me if this happens, so it would fall into disuse after 4 months and all of that time and money would be wasted.
I've been given a second chance to make my dreams come true. And I promised my parents I wouldn't use these sewing supplies to sew the cat to my shaft again.
But I have one shot, one oppurtunity to hit this right. I really REALLY don't want to make this bodypillow if I'm going to stop using it soon anyway.
But I come to you guys to seek insight on future VR sex experiences. How soon do you think before they introduce touch-sense bodysuits? VR porn exists already, and it seems as if the market is going to break into some truly groundbreaking tech soon.
With my money and my parents money combined i'll be able to craft a custom Sergey bodypillow which will last at least 17 months before it starts to get really dirty. But I might never touch it after the first quarter if the VR market suddenly surprises me with the final component needed to help me be with Sergey forever.
But I want to make sure with absolute certainty this won't happen, because 75 Euros is a lot of money and I am not that good at sewing so it will take a long time.
I'm seriously worried I might even consider throwing it out after 6 months. So please. Advice from you oldfags who do extensive research would be much appreciated.
I'm trying to figure out if I should even make this bodypillow
Shall I wait till the next big Oculus reveal? Or will the bodysuits even happen? Or are we seriously about to explode to unkown levels of interactivity which we've never seen? I'm talking a suit which can suck me off in the next year or two?
is this drunkanon? He was talking about the audits said it was being done by trail by bits or something
Any idea on how long it will take after audits finish for them to release mainnet?
the audits are already done. Bad larp
No official knowledge, though I assume it'll be soon afterwards, every code commit after the audit, until the auditing framework is built into their CI process (underway), would invalidate the current audit itself.
So while work is still progressing, they've already identified what v1 mainnet is and, without knowing any partnership/NDA specifically, see no reason why they'd wait.
We already know a list of users waiting to use the network, and like the team has said before, mainnet release has to go smoothly. I'm certain they've already pinned v1 to a specific SHA
$QSP is performing the audits id imagine.
so mainnet out before eoy im assuming
FUCK OFF DELPHI
>just a few more weeks goy.
not a big deal. i only check this shit the moment i wake up every day and have for the past year. wtf am i going to obsess over after this takes off? i don't want to have to find new...things.
Nope. trailofbits.com
how the fuck does an airplane get into a forest like that?
I assume they cut down the trees and make a path then tow it, and then re-plant the trees around it?
How do you know these things fran?
we slitherin now
We should all donate 10% of our profits so we can round up minorities and ship them back to their countries or colonize them somewhere
Getting bored, huh?
How many do you have
nice larp
Provide list fren
Thank you T. Keep us in the loop/
About 12K I believe. I want to hit 15K before I stop hoarding. But we'll see if I can make it.
It is actually a part of his performance. I shit you not, but he eats that burger in two bites. He always does that to energize the audience before his presentation. They go absolutely insane when he does it. You can hear gasping and loud mumbling, as they sit in disbelief as to what they just saw. Sergey then says "You would never in your wildest dream belive that what you just saw is possible. You will think the same about the presentation, but it's true, all of it". He immediately follows up with a very long, almost neverending gurgling fart. This is ensued by dead silence as the crowd again is in disbelief and shock, and not sure how to react. That's when Rory starts slow clapping from the back of the room while leaning nonchalantly against the wall. The audience follow his lead and it ends in a standing ovation. People are are cheering, clapping and even praising Sergey with their arms and head stretched towards him with blissfull faces. The energy in the room moons, and some of the ladies are crying and even fainting.
This man is, as Scott Adams would put it, a master persuader.
these fags are so desperate to push this pump a little bit more they spend all their free time creating this enormous bullshit.
anyone buying this pathetic larp is a hopeless retard.
>SWIFT executive 1: "Here we have the final solution to the oracle problem, that will save our banks billions of dollars a year in operating costs."
>Googles it
>"Oh no, it appears that some autistic nazis on an obscure cambodian panty sniffing forum have photoshopped the CEO to look fatter than he actually is, here he is walking through a city like godzilla"
>SWIFT executive 2: "Also it says here on urbandictionary that it's a gay sex act involving a group of men forming a chain by bumming each other in a ring formation"
>SWIFT executive 1: "Well that's a shame, looks like we're just going to have to go without."
Have you considered self publishing on Amazon?
I honestly couldn't care for pumps because I never swing trade, I still hold ETH from years ago and I'll be holding LINK for years, regardless of what volatility the price goes through.
I'm just letting you guys know what I know doing my best not to make it like 99% of other shit LINK threads
I came at final solution
but you made it just like 99% other shit LINK threads because you provided no proof at all.
Everything you say is just LARP LARP LARP LARP LARP LARP LARP LARP LARP LARP LARP LARP LARP LARP LARP LARP LARP LARP LARP LARP LARP LARP LARP LARP LARP LARP LARP LARP LARP LARP LARP LARP LARP LARP LARP LARP LARP LARP LARP LARP LARP LARP LARP LARP LARP LARP LARP LARP LARP LARP LARP LARP LARP LARP LARP LARP LARP LARP LARP LARP LARP LARP LARP LARP LARP LARP
I don't even imagine the audit team would tell SC.com how many percent they're through the audit, let alone some lone larpdog.
It is actually a part of his performance. I shit you not, but he eats that burger in two bites. He always does that to energize the audience before his presentation. They go absolutely insane when he does it. You can hear gasping and loud mumbling, as they sit in disbelife as to what they just saw. Sergey then says "You would never in your wildest dream belive that what you just saw is possible. You will think the same about the presentation, but it's true, all of it". He immediately follows up with a very long, almost neverending gurgling fart. This is ensued by dead silence as the crowd again is in disbelief and shock, and not sure how to react. That's when Rory starts slow clapping from the back of the room while leaning nonchalantly against the wall. The audience follow his lead and it ends in a standing ovation. People are are cheering, clapping and even praising Sergey with their arms and head stretched towards him with blissfull faces. The energy in the room moons, and some of the ladies are crying or even fainting.
This man is, as Scott Adams would put it, a master persuader.
>Our clientele - ranging from Facebook to DARPA - lead their industries. Their dedicated security teams come to us for our foundational tools and deep expertise in reverse engineering, cryptography, virtualization, malware, and software exploits. According to their needs, we may audit their products or networks, consult on the modifications necessary for a secure deployment, or develop the features that close their security gaps.
>We’re especially well suited for the technology, finance, and defense industries.
based as fuck, seems like this company is top of the line. how do you know they're auditing link?
Due to the slither integration task in pivotal
How could mainnet be possibly ready when penalty stack and coordinator contracts are still in development?
>...coordinator...
>sudden flashbacks
Take this IOTA/SKYSHIT tier crap away from me
Also check this Thomas' answer
chainlinknetwork.slack.com
t. delphi
>people will never use it for anything other than to PnD
you could very easily tie smart contracts into media sales so if someone pirates your content the financial data is encoded into the file, so no more piracy, also no more middlemen, if I can easily distribute myself and be able to sue anyone who tries to distribute my content for free, tracking them down will be easy, because of smart contracts
t. 1k of linkies for shits and giggles
I audited your moms asshole last night. It was pretty mangled. I expect I'll have to work on it for another 3 weeks or so.
Even if there are a ton of node operators at mainnet, who is going to be requesting data from them? Wanchain? Request network? Mainnet is going to dump hard.
>Mainnet is going to dump hard.
exactly.
Here's what I predict.
1. Mainnet release.
2. No one uses it, only exposes how shitty the Link tech is (only 3 devs working on it)
3. Coin tanks 90%
4. SEC sues sergey.
5. 90% of biz commits suicide.
My aunt's nephew told me link mainnet is released next week
When mainnet releases you're going to smell shit in the collective underwear of all nolinkers realizing that all of the meme partners are running contracts on the network.
>When mainnet releases you're going to smell shit in the collective underwear of all nolinkers realizing that all of the meme partners are running contracts on the network.
kek what delusion. 99.999999% of all mainnets dump. LINK is gonna be no exception.
There is no demand for smart contracts today. This will take years to change. If you think banks, lawyers, insurance etc are going to suddenly start using smart contracts because of chainlink you are an uber brainlet
yes which is why you invest in an industry changing technology BEFORE it takes off you dumb fucking monkey.
I'm holding link faggot. I'm just explaining why this will dump hard at mainnet. Before mainnet = price goes up on speculation. Mainnet launch = speculation is over, nobody uses it, price dumps. Happens with literally every coin and will happen with link. This is a 2020 play.
Never going to make it
actually no you idiot. i.e. Golem mainnet launch rocketed to $1.60. so shut the fuck up and let the adults talk here
also they have already a number of partners waiting to use CL
>specualtion over, nobody uses it, price dumps.
>also they have already a number of partners waiting to use CL
kek no they don't. Those are fake partners just for PR.
THIS lmao. link is a temporary band aid solution
It's also a Jason Parser. And pushed as /ourcoin/. And literally dumping right now.
He is right, even Sergey has said in his video that since smart contracts aren't an investment for enterprises yet because it doesn't justify the investment because of how early it is, they will make it open source at first and give money to the enterprises so they get interested in using the platform
So expect money to FALL once mainnet launches because the supply of tokens from the devs will be used in the mainnet to pay for the transactions of the big dogs, which will push the price lower for a time... expect node operators to make money during that time (and that's why almost all whales want to be node operators) but a simply 10k linker will probably lose money until there is massive use of the platform and you hit the 1000 eoy for 2025
kek he thinks that a useless ERC20 with 60% controlled by the dev is an incentive for big companies to use it.
A-user. That picture's not photoshopped.
lose your eyes, try to clear any thoughts you are having
Take long, slow, deep breathes and put all your focus and attention onto your breathing
iiiiiiiinnnn.................... ooooooooooooouuuut
BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPsnnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...$1000 eoy I smell?
VISUALIZE yourself becoming rich through your LINK investment
ANTICIPATE the things you will buy with your new found abundance of wealth
BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of LINK I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?
Now open your eyes, look in a mirror, and recite these affirmations (use/add your own that is relevant to the reality you want to create once you make it)
BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..
It's important to do this when you wake up and before you go to bed, but do it as often as possible. Also hold the image and idea of us making it and LINK being worth $1,000 or more in your mind as you fall to sleep.
WHEN WE DO THIS COLLECTIVELY MY LINK BROTHERS, THE UNIVERSE WILL SEE TO IT THAT CERTAIN EVENTS, PEOPLE AND CIRCUMSTANCES WILL ALIGN AND BE ATTRACTED TO US - THAT WILL ALLOW OUR DESIRE TO MANIFEST INTO REALITY!
I love you all
top 25 eom
Why are chainlinkers so damn disgusting?
holy shit GOD TIER pasta
based
fart doesn't make "brap" sound but otherwise nice pasta