Sell me this pen

Sell me this pen.

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this pen has been owned by someone you admire profusely and was used to sign something of historical importance.

Elizabeth Debicki used it to masturbate.

The pen is not important. I'll sell you the ink used in the pen.

like dildo but for tight assholes

Everyone else is using sharpies. You're going to be the pen guy. Now stick it up in there and make some money.

You can put the pen in your pooper for Jow Forums gibs

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No. Sell me THIS pen.

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nigga that’s a bitcoin

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>shove a pen up your ass
>I don't have a pen
>supply and demand my friend

Sell it to me.

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I can't, it takes me 10+ minutes to send you each email

I remain unsold to.

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I can give you 8 words that will change your life forever and all you have to do is write them down and memorize them.
>Ok do you have a pen?
Sure ill need to charge you $2 though, it's important that you keep the pen.
> OK sure.

You can make you initial investment by sticking it up your ass on Jow Forums.

Sell me the fucking pen

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if you buy it you might be able to sell it to a normie for more

It has a json parser.

Write your name down on this napkin.
Certainty in the product, who is selling it and the organisation you come from. None of you NEET tards know shit about sales when I could tell you that the top 5% of salespeople earn more than most executives in the S&P.

holy shit sergey used it to sign the first chain link???

Lemme just open a notepad on my phone user
>he still uses pens

SELL. ME. THIS. PEN.

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>Man, last time I used this pen was to buy Bitcoin at $1 by check.
>It's like every check I sign with it comes back multiplied eventually.
>wouldn't sell it for less tha $100 even if someone sucked my dick

Hey fren, I'm out of change and need a dollar to get back home, I'll give you this pen mkaay?

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It has a nice Bitcoin sticker on it

D-d-do you need something to w-write with kind sir, pls

SELL IT TO ME, QUICK.

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if that lil doggo didnt sell you the pen nothing will come on.
kill yourself faggot

it was once up sergeys ass

wtf youre already holding the pen, you have more pens than me
ill give you $100,000 for that pen

All user in this thread iq

you don't say

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QUICKLY NOW SELL SELL SELL

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no

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I'd rather keep my BTC so, no thanks.

Sorry it's sold, you can't have it

nigga u do not have enough money for the whole pen but u can have 1% of it

sell me the fucking pen, spongebob

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What was that you own a doggo and filled out your 4473 wrong? Unless the doggo and your freedom doesn't mean anything to you i offer you this pen for 400€, hurry up, your paperwork is being taken by the gun shop owner right about now

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