Be me

>be me
>/madeit/
>socially retarded
>have not left house in 3 months (srs)
>all food is ordered from deliveroo etc.

*fast forward to today*
>deliveroo driver comes
>opens gate
>i open door
>gate to my door is a 15 second walk
>stand in doorway awkardly shuffling
>make eye contact halfway
>he is ten steps away
>wave at him
>he looks confused
>hands me food
>say "thanks, is this my food?"
>...
>"yes, this is your food sir i am deliveroo driver"
>(he has deliveroo bag and his motorbike also has deliveroo logo on it)
>say "i know, i saw your car" (he is actually riding a motorbike, i just got too confused with having to talk and try not spill spaghetti but i accidentally spilled my spaghetti)
>he walks away
>i stand in door
>he is 10 steps away halfway to my gate with back turned
>i say "thanks" quietly
>he turns around and says "did you say something?"
>i say "no no it was nothing" quietly
>"bro i cant hear you can you speak up"
>shout "NO ITS NOTHING"
>he looks confused again
>turns around and gets to gate
>i shout "THANKS BRO" (i dont know why i said bro. i think its because he said it first. i never normally talk like that)
>he turns around
>looks at me for two seconds
>then walks away

why am i like this frens. you told me making it would make life easier. its all so hard..

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your problem is youre congratulating yourself for making it.
you clearly havent made it

>did you say something?

Ya I said thanks, man. It's cold out here I appreciate your hard work, dude. Have a good one. *smile, wave, and walk inside*

Was that so hard? Come on.

You have to actually leave your basement/"safe space".
Get a hobby, join a club, meet new people.
Something like that.
You will never develop a personality if you just sit at home and jerk off all day.

because you are a schwuchtel

You're lacking social contact that's why

I can help you with that for 1btc

The problem is that you're trying to be friendly. Once you stop trying to be friendly, people will respect you more. At the very least, they won't think you're a retarded weirdo.

Next time, tip the guy 100% and call him "big guy" or "chief."

This, you don't have to try to make everyone like you, who cares what some delivery guy thinks of you

>deiveroo

The reason why you’re like this is because you’re a bit of a loser. Not even trying to hurt you user but instead of genuinely trying to overcome social anxiety or push yourself to become more confident you sit here and feel sorry for yourself. Go to therapy, try to develop confidence, instead of sitting all day at home, go for a walk, go to the gym, develope some other hobbies. Do something with your life now that your free of financial burden