Be me

>be me
>/madeit/
>socially retarded
>have not left house in 3 months (srs)
>all food is ordered from deliveroo etc.

*fast forward to today*
>deliveroo driver comes
>opens gate
>i open door
>gate to my door is a 15 second walk
>stand in doorway awkardly shuffling
>make eye contact halfway
>he is ten steps away
>wave at him
>he looks confused
>hands me food
>say "thanks, is this my food?"
>...
>"yes, this is your food sir i am deliveroo driver"
>(he has deliveroo bag and his motorbike also has deliveroo logo on it)
>say "i know, i saw your car" (he is actually riding a motorbike, i just got too confused with having to talk and try not spill spaghetti but i accidentally spilled my spaghetti)
>he walks away
>i stand in door
>he is 10 steps away halfway to my gate with back turned
>i say "thanks" quietly
>he turns around and says "did you say something?"
>i say "no no it was nothing" quietly
>"bro i cant hear you can you speak up"
>shout "NO ITS NOTHING"
>he looks confused again
>turns around and gets to gate
>i shout "THANKS BRO" (i dont know why i said bro. i think its because he said it first. i never normally talk like that)
>he turns around
>looks at me for two seconds
>then walks away

why am i like this frens. you told me making it would make life easier. its all so hard..

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your problem is youre congratulating yourself for making it.
you clearly havent made it

>did you say something?

Ya I said thanks, man. It's cold out here I appreciate your hard work, dude. Have a good one. *smile, wave, and walk inside*

Was that so hard? Come on.

You have to actually leave your basement/"safe space".
Get a hobby, join a club, meet new people.
Something like that.
You will never develop a personality if you just sit at home and jerk off all day.

because you are a schwuchtel

You're lacking social contact that's why

I can help you with that for 1btc

The problem is that you're trying to be friendly. Once you stop trying to be friendly, people will respect you more. At the very least, they won't think you're a retarded weirdo.

Next time, tip the guy 100% and call him "big guy" or "chief."

This, you don't have to try to make everyone like you, who cares what some delivery guy thinks of you

>deiveroo

The reason why you’re like this is because you’re a bit of a loser. Not even trying to hurt you user but instead of genuinely trying to overcome social anxiety or push yourself to become more confident you sit here and feel sorry for yourself. Go to therapy, try to develop confidence, instead of sitting all day at home, go for a walk, go to the gym, develope some other hobbies. Do something with your life now that your free of financial burden

If you pay me $2000 a month I will have all of your social interactions, pick up and deliver all of your food, and do any house chores you need. All I need is a couch and a place to play on my computer. I am 100% serious.

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> call him "big guy" or "chief"
The blind leading the blind here lol

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lol - chad deliveroo driver vs. autistic virgin basement dweller

when will you accept that the "/madeit/" money that you describe is literally worthless even if you have $10m in contrast to actually having a personality, charisma and social skills

Kek'd & Chek'd

i would do this except i would also get you laid

haha, i can totally relate. not having a good time at all, and i havent even made it.

how did you make your cash man?

>made it
>hasn’t left house in 3 months
Larp

please be pasta

le cringe and reedit-pilled

How much do you tip him?

I would do this but also get you MORE laid

>mfw spent early 20's teaching pickup ama (actual good shit not some faggot askmen.com bullshit)

OP - honestly what I would do is go skydiving. Might help you become normal

preferably without a parachute

>I'm a shut in compulsive masturbator
>what's wrong with me?

when your autism is so powerful that you have to create a plan to interact socially for every situation in order to feel normal

topkek

Isn't that normal for everyone?

is this actually good advice or just a meme. i feel like if i say this it will just sound very weird.

>I appreciate your work, dude

why dont you just get on your knees and suck him off while you're at it lmao

You're socially defective.

That's far removed from "making it"

Lmao thanks for the keks op. But seriously it seems like you have some serious self confidence problems. Better stop giving a fuck and join a gym for a nice test boost.

just say "thanks" you fucking sperg, that's enough

>thanks bud, have a good one
Literally all that needs to be said unless there's waiting for payment processing, in which case you could ask something like "busy today?" It's not difficult, faggots

>be wagecuck
>hate life a little more everyday
>take expensive fancy pants food to the richest fucks who barely tip
>one day an extra smug weaboo orders sushi and gummy bears wtf
>try to be polite to him but his faggotry is insane
>he makes some comment about my motorcycle looks like a delivery car this fucker is dead
>he scampers away coward
>going to shit in his food next time

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never seen supreme gentleman pepe before, fkn saved

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There's a fine line between being friendly and being a doormat.

>pepe

Because he already /madeit/ by doing that and doesn't need to anymore.

>wake up
>smoke dank kush
>go to sleep

>big guy
my fucking sides

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>t. someone who hasn't mastered the art of basic social skills

great advice, gramps

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>tfw made it
>tfw pay sister 1k/month so she does all the chores for me so I don't drop spagetti anywhere
>never have to go outside and have somebody that I trust to 100%

feels good man

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Please help- I’m a chad Uber eats driver but I can’t make it. Uber eats doesn’t pay shit!!!! I know it must seem like it sucks to be a shut in, but it’s even worse delivering sack after sack of McDonald’s food to big fat dumbasses all day. PLEASE BIZ TELL ME HOW TO MAKE IT!!!!

>tfw raging deliveroo manlet

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way gayer than what OP did, kys

OP I know this feel. I spent only 2 weeks at home with zero social contact. I literally forgot how to talk.

atleast you have money user, too bad you are autist as fuck

hehe

>chad
>too dumb to figure out how to do anything other than drive car from a to b and give people food

just enjoy the fact that you'll still get 10/10 babes when you're living in a trailer while the rest of us autists on this board will be permavirgins even if we /makeit/

>not calling the delivery guy "champ" or "nigger"
You will never make it

you got it bro. three more time with this guy and he will know you as that wierd guy. first strpto having friends is being known

kek you and op should be friends and have a sitcom.

wow KEK

The first problem is that you are probably ugly or doesnt even invest on your looks. Nobody like ugly people, its on our brain to naturally reject ugly ones, ugly people means rejection, means less chances of survival of your offspring and are less trustable.

I'm not even kidding, I took the black pill today when I learned even being a favela guy I'm quite handsome and some roasties (blue eye/8/10/pink pussie) even check me out and stare and even started to talk to me because they were drunk and I was at the bar drinking water.

Invest on your looks, lift, take some showers and stop being a faggot, this is the basic. No people with their social inner circles will risk to fuck it because you are a lone wolf that didn't had experiences. People will pretend they will give you a hand and will use you for make they look better and even more beauty because of the contrast.
Also: nobody cares if you are rich unless gold diggers and poor guys, people from medium upper class above already have a enough stable life to be able to live experiences with other good looking ones that money can't never buy.

If you are really really ugly I recommend you to acquire wealth, money and leadership among others so you can try to boost your offspring with a virgin female great looking.

Besides that is all bullshit, you can be poor and if you are good looking you will still find a roastie, I was in a closed party with rich people and they didnt even cared I didnt had money because I'm still cool and good looking, they even took some photos with me instead with they less good looking classmates.

Read: Sun Tzu- Art of War, Dale Carnegie - How to make friends and interest people, Eclesiastes from the Catholic Bible and this is below basic knowledge.

Seriously, there is no cope against that.

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>boomers brains have been melted from so many management and self esteem books that they think that all a person needs to get through the tough times is a cliche phrase like "i appreciate your hard work"

We want less hours and more holiday time, not your shitty slogans and congratulations.

Imagine being a Deliveroo moped pajeet and having OP call you big chief as you hand him a bag of food lmao

Sorry OP, you’re just not a) exposed enough to other people and b) care too much and overanalyse what people think. I’m telling you this sincerely: 99% of people are not looking at your reactions or really listening to your speech and certainly can’t see your internal anxiety. In the case of your driver he’s had about 90 deliveries a day handing plastic bags to people. Just remember that if you feign confidence people see confidence and fill in the gaps themselves, and even you will start to believe it after a while

NOPE, there is no cope to lack of experiences unless you are a psychopath that can hijack his own brain.

explain ‘made it’ exactly