Sell me this pen

Sell me this pen.

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No

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You'll get a gf if u buy this pen

Deffo don't want that pen!

This is the ideal pen for signing contracts and checks. It weighs perfectly in the hand and when used correctly, will net you millions in returns.

Faggot

this pen was it the Elizabeth Olsen's crack

Insecure incel

Think about it. When you're signing that 200k worth contract, don't you want to look like a professional on all aspects of your demeanor? This pen tells your prospects that you know your worth

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