Sell me this pen

Buy or I shoot 20 times and fucking kill you

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chainlink $0.1 EOY

There are only 21 million of these pens. No more will ever be created and they cannot be forged, therefore they are a legitimate store of value and a sound Investment as currently nobody wants them

This is the one true pen. The ink came from the longest running batch of ink in the world. All other pens are shitpens.

This pen will write exactly what you want it too no matter what. Imagine being in command of something for once in your life?

How much? It hasn't been washed right?

Buy it or I'll shove it up your ass