>Tfw start work on Monday (software company)
>Tfw incel NEET who passed the interview by popping some xanax and pretending like I know my shit
What the fuck am I going to do guys, please help
Tfw start work on Monday (software company)
Colton Adams
Xavier Thompson
Maybe you could let me do your job for you secretly? Just send me the requirements and pay me part of your salary
Austin Lee
it's not that hard just don't sperg out
Aiden Miller
outsource your work to a poor chinese
John Edwards
You'll be fine, no one expects you to know shit your first day.
Aaron Turner
You're fine dude, relax and know that you're not going to get much done for the first couple weeks.
Jack Martin
lol what did you have on your resume
Jordan Bailey
1. Until you know enough to do your job, spend every waking moment of your free time studying.
2. Ask for help at work all the fucking time. If you do make it, no one will remember how useless you were one year from now.
Hudson Morris
>Accept job you're unprepared for
>WTF IM UNPREPARED FOR THIS!
Bravo, OP
Jaxson Ward
This, sacrifice a quarter of your wage and just post what needs to be done on online Chinese freelance work boards. Spend your entire work day fucking around online while some ant does your work for a pittance.