/smg/ - Stock Market General

fuck Pendulum edition 2.0

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Basic rundown on options:
pastebin.com/vWhvyuCd

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

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I'm reminded of that interview scene from The Big Short

oh shit oh shit oh shit trump firing shots

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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST POWELL YOU PIECE OF SHIT

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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

recession is when we get rich boys, cost average down and on the way back up. we can all make it...except for bearfags, they can die in a forest fire

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bulls on suicide watch edition

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AND I'M FREEEEEEEEEE FAAAAALLLIIINNN