/smg/ - Stock Market General

fuck Pendulum edition 2.0

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Basic rundown on options:
pastebin.com/vWhvyuCd

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

previously on /smg/
>>

Attached: Digital George.gif (180x180, 216K)

Attached: 1536510413040.jpg (1080x1080, 625K)

Previous thread

Use this pic for the next /smg/ thread.

Attached: REKT.png (642x360, 42K)

I'm reminded of that interview scene from The Big Short

oh shit oh shit oh shit trump firing shots

Attached: 1519522225360.png (1200x440, 83K)

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST POWELL YOU PIECE OF SHIT

Attached: 1516401160769.gif (500x281, 107K)

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

recession is when we get rich boys, cost average down and on the way back up. we can all make it...except for bearfags, they can die in a forest fire

Attached: dividends-monopoly-man.jpg (423x245, 19K)

bulls on suicide watch edition

Attached: proxy.duckduckgo.com.jpg (500x323, 30K)

AND I'M FREEEEEEEEEE FAAAAALLLIIINNN

ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

Attached: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa.gif (500x500, 390K)

So how are you guys preparing for the great 2019 recession?

Attached: mwzsv7utm4321.jpg (1000x666, 80K)

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW, YOU SMUG BASTARD PENDULUM

Attached: Screenshot_20181219-131221.png (1080x1920, 120K)

That all you got bears

Attached: ground.png (435x295, 119K)

fake and gay

like every other recess

i'm going to climb on the monkey bars and have a good time

Daily reminder that we haven't reached Max Cheapies

any suggestions for pickups?

RAM 1500

i feel like i just caught a falling knife with my balls

Attached: 1531991536660.png (514x408, 358K)

TWO NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

Attached: 1534213234331.png (830x738, 1.08M)

Lads, what time is the Fed announcement?

TIME TO BUY

>modest retracing

Attached: 1508343415413.gif (498x278, 963K)

is AT&T a good stock?

Attached: download (15).jpg (233x216, 6K)

yes, it could be happening

trying my best to be a long term investor (while cashing out at the right times)

Based
;)

Attached: it matters, All of this matters.jpg (680x381, 45K)

Realistically speaking how are the Banksters gonna tackle the next recession when almost every Western country still has their interest rates near zero percent?

They can't encourage spending with low rates and raising them will cause their economies to buckle under the massive debt that they undertook when rates were near zero for almost a decade.

Is this a catch 22 situation?

Ford F150

Phew! got the fed meeting out of the way. now santa claus rally until EOY

Attached: 1514679100974.jpg (225x250, 10K)

by getting my medical deferment in order of course.

Wait till next year, get the off road Ford Ranger

>mfw I do absolutely 0 due diligence, and just follow what other posters on /smg/ general do

Attached: 50a.jpg (470x595, 44K)

I want to know this too

And FedEx

Buy GIS and CAG the winners of the day

Attached: xos.webm (1000x600, 440K)

Say "thank you, uncle Powell" for these cheapies!

Attached: 1542750507069.png (720x900, 787K)

negative rates

so when do we officially enter the recession

boeing why?

Attached: Howitgoesdown.png (511x854, 245K)

What a terrible day to start option trading

they're not

this is the final act comrade

Attached: comrade jeb.jpg (1280x720, 150K)

The only reason price ever drops that much is to shake people out of long positions and to make money on the dumb asses that shorted Puts. The market is 100% controlled and the people who control it can move it anywhere they want at any time depending on liquidity needs of the different desks at the big institutions. It's all under control.

Nobody gives a shit about which company delivers their packages.

right now!!

Buy drug companies

they will make banking free again

Attached: 1527228876916.png (766x560, 489K)

My understanding is that more QE/money-printing will be used, which may lead to inflation

I suggested Canada Goose in previous thread as a potential buy. It still might be but there risk is now considerably higher. Long term trend broke 15 minutes ago. No touchie until it establishes support.

Attached: 1541960226011.gif (200x150, 2.59M)

> trying to cure cancer with asbestos

Attached: complete-and-sutter-scam-lmao.jpg (225x225, 10K)

TQQQ litterly 38 bucks lol

get a Raptor SVT

its the GOAT truck of all time

Attached: maxresdefault[1].jpg (1280x720, 181K)

>MSFT -1.34%
Was up 2.91% earlier today.

AAPL, TXN, CSCO, PG, JNJ (although they have lawsuit issues), ABBV, PFE, MSFT,

holy heckies @_@
super holy moley

me gonna need to make sub 250 thread now
which Aires best represents SPY sub 250

Attached: 67422286_p0.jpg (643x478, 84K)

recessions are defined by GDP stagnation, not stock prices, sweety

your corpse

Attached: murder her, save yourself.jpg (234x496, 68K)

I need a second opinion on MAIN. Divvies look too good.

Attached: 1541783955697.jpg (400x400, 12K)

I hate these new trucks. Extended cab gets more extended, bed keeps getting smaller. Why don't you just admit you want a hummer at that point?

>implying the high costs of capital isn't going to lead us into GDP stagnation because we're unable to grow our businesses

sounds like a buy to me then

TOTAL ECONOMIC COLLAPSE WHEN?

>that ameriburger who bought a $70k truck to use as a "family vehicle" and never tows anything

Attached: 7zg88uvxixry.jpg (306x306, 20K)

you think this is over
we'll be back

Attached: xmxm.jpg (1280x720, 83K)

couple more weeks.

At least use the right font.

>garbage turbbo stroke engine
>no cummins option

Enjoy your garbage heap in like 5 years.

>tfw power hour meets crash

I bet that dude has a vagina.

End of Quarter 1 when Powell increases rates again.

I'm so fucking glad I dumped UDOW holy shit lmao

It started 30 minutes ago, hope you got your ammo to BUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUY

I haven't sold yet, my man
I'm still holding long term

Attached: 1491097678975.jpg (1316x787, 268K)

When FB+APPL crashes the FAANGmania

Fuck I needed a pump..
If it weren't for Trump's retarded economical measures the market would have absorbed these hikes a lot better.
Down 33% and counting.
Fuck Blumpf !

so uh, what caused this? and will the new year have any impact on the markets?

Why hasnt Trump fired powell yet?
Where is my Trump tweet

also

>not having candlesticks enabled

yeah usually dips as people buy party supplies for NYE

>pinterest ipo
literally what
> pinterest ipo rated at above or 12 billion
yeah right what

it's going to take a lot more than 5% to shake me out, my guy

Attached: 1541192186433.jpg (1927x2046, 333K)

So... Is now a good time to buy in?

It can’t go that much lower can it? I must have missed the worst of the fall, from here it’s like sideways for a few years right? I only have a few thousand to invest

Attached: C18F53EC-BBFC-48BD-98CC-933ECF1B9E51.jpg (1080x1288, 107K)

thinking of picking up some cheapies but i probably should wait and see first

Attached: `1541894352917.jpg (1920x1080, 174K)

We are going to be bear market soon. Nasdq already was on Monday.

Same. Just feels like we’re still far from bottom

Could easily fall another 15%

Give it a full 20 hours for maximum cheapies

What do you call this pattern?

Attached: vvvvvvvvvvvvv.png (692x375, 13K)

We broke major support levels, thgeres nothing to even look forward to that it wont fall another 30% easily

dollar cost average over time, do not put money in that you'll need within the next 5 years. we can go much lower, or recover from here. there's no way to know.

Powell Bottom, you see, I can't pronounce Rs...

How cheap can the cheapies get?

don't put it all in at once, dollar cost average in over a period of time

because trucks are the new SUV's (new minivans (new station wagons))

at least with raptors, its ready to go in the sand dunes, no need for aftermarket shocks

(also 2 door truck is always better than 4 door)

>not having a boat, a trailer for ATV's/Snowmobiles, or a large trailer for your offroad beater truck/jeep

other than that i agree, people should buy HP they arnt going to use (like in the south)

>muh cummins
you can do better than this

i happen to know as a verifiable fact my dick is almost twice as big as yours, baggy

i have photographic proof

Attached: hqdefault[1].jpg (480x360, 12K)

SQQQ and EPV

basically leveraged short ETFs on Indexes

YEAH!!!!! WAAITT WHATT OHH YEAH!!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Ok seriously, it's all over now. What's are the next levels, the next stop, from the meme-lines? I think we're breaking the uptrend from like these past 4 or 5 years now, if so, it may be VERY dangerous

Attached: 1518123314004.png (650x488, 168K)

based intelligent investor bro

Attached: don.jpg (472x605, 241K)

la la la la
la la la la la la

Attached: meme-bear.gif (500x378, 3.44M)