/smg/ - Santa Market General

Happy Holidays oni-pais!
Here's ya cheapy pies!

Yep.
Much like your portfolio...that's an onahole with nails in it.


>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

Real-time Santa Tracking:
santatracker.google.com/intl/en/tracker.html

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Basic rundown on options:
pastebin.com/vWhvyuCd

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Basic Rundown on Santa Claus:
smithsonianmag.com/travel/krampus-could-come-you-holiday-season-180957438/

People on the Naughty List:

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BUY LOW SELL HIGH

The CAG monthly candle is bigger than I anticipated

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With Socialism now viewed positively and Capitalism holding a negative public view how far left will a market crash push the nation?
Only 35% of those under 40 view capitalism as a positive

is that onahole supposed to be like a voodoo doll

don't worry, I don't take posts on Jow Forums seriously
I know that the way people interact on Jow Forums isn't fully indicative of their real emotions or opinions, most of the time
let me know what you think of that Mora Garberg when you get it tomorrow, btw

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Thank you for being a nice homosexual

CRATER IT

they aren't mutually exclusive you silly billy

Ideology only exists as a vehicle to power anyways, so that's fine by me.

Not far. The left cratered it's case for socialistic principles when it went with multiculturalism.