/smg/ - Santa Market General

Happy Holidays oni-pais!
Here's ya cheapy pies!

Yep.
Much like your portfolio...that's an onahole with nails in it.


>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

Real-time Santa Tracking:
santatracker.google.com/intl/en/tracker.html

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Basic rundown on options:
pastebin.com/vWhvyuCd

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Basic Rundown on Santa Claus:
smithsonianmag.com/travel/krampus-could-come-you-holiday-season-180957438/

People on the Naughty List:

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BUY LOW SELL HIGH

The CAG monthly candle is bigger than I anticipated

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With Socialism now viewed positively and Capitalism holding a negative public view how far left will a market crash push the nation?
Only 35% of those under 40 view capitalism as a positive

is that onahole supposed to be like a voodoo doll

don't worry, I don't take posts on Jow Forums seriously
I know that the way people interact on Jow Forums isn't fully indicative of their real emotions or opinions, most of the time
let me know what you think of that Mora Garberg when you get it tomorrow, btw

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Delete this photo
Thank you for being a nice homosexual

CRATER IT

they aren't mutually exclusive you silly billy

Ideology only exists as a vehicle to power anyways, so that's fine by me.

Not far. The left cratered it's case for socialistic principles when it went with multiculturalism.

Disagree. Medicare for all, higher min wage and free college are all Dem issues. A market crash would certainly usher in more public housing food stamps health care for all an maybe a guaranteed income

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Because they have no fucking clue what it is, they read some yellow text on a black background on Facebook that sounded smart. But they will turn back to a neutral view on economy when they realize their taxes will jump if they ever decided to vote and elect a socialist.

Power for whom and for what purpose. I don't see a jewish massacre as doing anything but trying to throw a bone to some kind of tribal populism so the bourgeoisie can get off.

Socialism in America is fighting an internal battle currently, being unable to hide its blatant hatred of white people, but needing their votes and support (though just lol if you think that any ideology that gains power by using the system is actually outside of the system) in order to gain more power.

Ae you into frotting?

For whoever benefits by using it. It's not about the principal but about securing a place.

As a radical centrist, half of your communist friends will be killed in the day of the rope. I will do my best to save you

This. Its getting very hard for the democratic party to maintain its image.

I mean our quality of life will fucking crater again like last recession but at least we'll get free healthcare I guess

Dividend stocks to look at during this ass raping:
T CMP SKT OMP BPY CWEN ET KRG

In all seriously
there no way they let the monthly candle close like that

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why are you yanks obsessed with race?

All that white race bullshit is a tool capitalists use to turn he poor agai so each other. Race, unlike class, is only an issue for dumb white trash that have nothing aside from race to be proud of.

Yeah thats right so Get your Bias on Bullish and prepare for the Nut january candle that covers half of it

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I dunno, why do niggers in South Africa try to kill and rape white farmers?

>Race is an illusion, stop caring about it, don't be a racist
>Please ignore the 100,000 strong protest of mutts over there blaming whites for everything

Checked!

This dump is a little peculiar in terms of duration. If you look at it on daily candle scale, the number of consecutive downside days is a bit lengthy relative to previous crashes. Generally they go in chunks of five. Five deep red new low setting candles. This dump has two significant reds followed by one inside red followed by four more significant reds to bring it up to today.

Too many races living in proximity of eachother

Is this...ironic posting? Or are you this stupid

Tell me what's so special about being white

>caring what a bunch of boers have to say about anything
yea no
There's races living next to each other all over the place. Yanks just seem uniquely brain dead to the idea that wealth disparity is the cause of their issues.

Yeah it's easy to say things aren't a problem when you just ignore them. The funny thing though is that this is exactly the point I am talking about. You can barely hide your hatred of whites and all you can do to convince those that are leaving the left to not go is "uh, what you're seeing is not actually happening. We're actually all about free stuff. Don't look at the man behind the curtain."

Don't think I've seen autism quite this powerful before

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>they don't realize it's class warfare that matters
>they don't realize class is more defining than race
This is why Jow Forums is a CIA psych op

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>JPRogan and Disney
Fuggg I can't believe Disney and the financials are taking it this hard. How low do you think dis and Goldman's or JP will go?

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Think I think I have leftypol sufficiently filtered now. Hopefully some worthwhile content gets posted now.

Why are communism and multiculturalism tied together? Why can't we have both a monoethnic society and overthrow the bourgieosie?

Why would I give a fuck about a monoethnic society? What a fucking stupid thing to worry about

leftypol been coming here since it was rhg every red day
It makes me sick. They dont even have positions

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>multiculturalism
he said it, fill in your bingo cards

You are retarded

because niggers are dumb and untrustworthy and i don't want to live next to them

>Race warfare is a method the bourgieosie use to stop communism
>Instead of allowing each race to live separately and install communism on their own terms, we should continue to live with race tensions and let the bourgieosie manipulate us
Seems pretty simple to me senpai.

>I have leftypol sufficiently filtered now

>calls leftypol out
>talks about filtering

safe space much mr right?

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At least -50%

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Well no shit top execs get 200X the pay of full time employees and the board tells you it has to be like that

I am a white man with a black wife a d we have 2 kids. You know who had a monoethnjc society? Nazi Germany. How did it end up for them?

Imagine the smell

sell now if you know what's good for you

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I imagine it smelled like corpses and burning wood. The Nazis got eradicated.

I think I would describe them as beneath contempt? I don't know why they're not getting banned; clearly it's off-topic spam.

>You know who else had a monoethnic society
Almost every society around the world before 1950?

>they don't realize it's race warfare that matters
>they don't realize race is more defining than class
This is why Jow Forums is a CIA psych op

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I really hope you are trolling

Are you drinking again gay boy

they use their 'persuasive' 'agreeable debate' argument style to state that their opinions on the economy have merit over how the stock market actually works

In reality, I watched them lose everything in 2017 during the tax cut. Pretty funny

Honestly do you ever do anything but shitpost here?

based trump liquidating all the baby boomers 401ks / retirement funds

>be me
>wage slave
>do college homework
>shit post
>sleep
>repeat
No

this, but unironically

Is this THE greatest OP in /smg/ history?

best thing he's done so far, reset the scales so we all get a chance at great wealth

>trump tanks the stock market with a mini-recession in early 2019
>fed reverses policy mid 2019, spurring immediate recovery
>insta-bull run in election year guarantees reelection
Absolute pottery

NIKKEI NOW IN BEAR MARKET

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maybe but I think the fed will hold course unless JP gets canned

what program is dis

Tradingview.com. No program, it's browser based.

Non whites as a whole are a burden to society. Especially blacks. No "capitalists" need to point it out. Its clearly evident.

A shame all my parents and grandparents hold their inheritances for me in stocks because they thought it would be safe.

Even niggers don't wanna live next to niggers

More proof the only life worth living is that of an elite ruling class' son.

GAS

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>Jeb!
We could've had it so much better
He might've even kept based Yellen

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He's the hero we need, not the one we deserve

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source on the op image? asking for a friend.

>its clearly evident
>provides no evidence
another NEET who lives in his mother's basement

Please clap

Where're my SQQQ chads tonight?

There are certainly some socialists who hate white people, but as I've said many times, socialism doesn't require socialists. I don't think any of these people will ever have power regardless of what system we have.

Stock market general? More like suicide market general

I miss Jeb. Jeb made the primaries great.

Your and my opinions differ then, because I am certain any socialism implemented in my lifetime will be very race based. At BEST, that doesn't happen, but it will still lead to a lower quality of life, just with free healthcare.

Lol you are a nigger

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Who's ready for the liquidation great on Wednesday

tribal autism.

the socialist position is officially for national self determination, I personally won't go out of my way for that tho.

I have hope we can avoid that level of tribalism, which is why I became a socialist in the first place.

Ahem
*ting ting*
*ting ting ting*
Fuck jannies
Fuck Soros
Fuck Trump
Fuck bears

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Sold friday, was looking for a bounce today. ANGERY!

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more like the rich make, the poor take

I've been in since August, so I know your pain.

You became a socialist because it sounds nice and you always imagine yourself or someone with your sensibilities running the end result.

But the reality speaks for itself. Look at the left and tell me it will avoid tribalism. It is utterly consumed by it.

How old are you? If you're under 25 and a socialist you are just idealistic so i wouldn't have a problem with you unless DOTR was upon us
If you're over 25 and still a commie you're just fucking retarded
Fuck commies too

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ok trip mongos I want your predictions for Wednesday so we can get a wee compilation and see who was right.

I say we'll gap down, go hollow at ~10:30 then solid red all day.

could you guys stop talking about political stances in /smg/?

Obiviously the guy comes in here for one sole purpose and that purpose.... he is getting paid for... Stop talking to the faggot!!.. we all know who i'm talking about.

More of the same we've been having, DOW closes between -2% and -2.5%

Starts slight green. Goes moderate red. Ends back at slight green. Sidesway type day.

I think the market will bottom out by mid-January, though

How the fuck does orange man manage to win every single time

>Syria under government control and war is over
>troops not dying for Israel anymore
>criticizes Fed and make Rothschild lose his shit
>successfully spins shutdown as Dem-caused despite all odds

who cares faggot just trade the trade