What's the coolest way to keep seed phrase?

Not the safest, but something like riddles in The DaVinci Code and National Treausure

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on a skywallet

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Brain wallet

brain wallet via story mnemonic

Tattoo. Having random words all over your body is based in 2019

nanometer engrained tattoo of a qr code

use 3d printer to print them

Steel wallet.

Trezor Chrome Infinite Locker

>dindus learn about a bit o' corn in 2022 when the depression is in full swing
>every 60 IQ nignog now has an idea of what a passphrase looks like
>sees nerdy white guy in the street and jumps you, sees passphrase
>can't remember a word because he is retarded
>skins you alive instead of just mogging you