What's the coolest way to keep seed phrase?

Not the safest, but something like riddles in The DaVinci Code and National Treausure

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on a skywallet

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Brain wallet

brain wallet via story mnemonic

Tattoo. Having random words all over your body is based in 2019

nanometer engrained tattoo of a qr code

use 3d printer to print them

Steel wallet.

Trezor Chrome Infinite Locker

>dindus learn about a bit o' corn in 2022 when the depression is in full swing
>every 60 IQ nignog now has an idea of what a passphrase looks like
>sees nerdy white guy in the street and jumps you, sees passphrase
>can't remember a word because he is retarded
>skins you alive instead of just mogging you

or, ya know, takes a pic with his iPhone XV

What the fuck is the point of a hardware wallet as opposed to paper if you literally need a second master password on a piece of paper anyway? Utter retardation!

Go to bed, John.

Tatoo it yourself on your dick.
Don't worry no one will see it but you.

Invisible ink somewhere or fingerprint usb stick with encrypted zip file of Pw

I use the same method I use to create passwords for websites I use. I count letters in the domain name and use the caesar cipher offset by the numerical sum of the domain's name. Well... something similar to that.

Because you don’t need that piece of paper buddy. That’s what the whole threads about...

Some code based on books. One example take all the Harry Potter books and choose the 100th word of the furst chapter. Use those words as the word phrase. Or maybe choose some obscure band and use the titles of their first 5 albums to make the seed.

how hard would it be to make a script that automatically recovers wallets from passphrases in a .txt and only stops when the balance is non-zero?

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Omg this is genius. We have to come up with a name for this revolutionary new attack method. How about "dictionary attack"?

I dont know, I use the same password for everything and keep my seed phrase on a post it note in my drawer

>Harry Potter
not going to make it

An EMP can destroy all your "wealth" in seconds idiot

Just a fucking example prick. Personally never read them and only watched one of the movies.

"brute force thesaurus" sounds killer. like a laser t-rex or something.

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>An EMP can destroy all your "wealth" in seconds idiot
Same can be said for all of us. Yes, you too

it would be too small to read

Just change one of the words on the seed written down to something else and make sure you memorise that one fucking alteration. No one will be able to guess it.
Don't do this if youre retarded.

Yfw or better your childrens childrens faces when you got fuckin alzheimers and your billion dollar wallet is lost forever.

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