How do I profit off the upcoming recession?

let’s face it, a new recession is around the corner. How I can I make the most profit off the misfortune and stupidity of others? Should I short the market? Buy things cheap? Buy bitcoin?

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1) protip: never short the economy
2) if you want to bet against the economy, shift to gold and cash.

Buy assets when they're cheap obviously

What about certain recession vulnerable industries?

Any assets in particular?

Why not short the economy? If it looks to be down and to be staying that way

Because the economy generally grows most of the time

Buy puts against corporations you believe will drop the most. My picks are KO and NFLX, but really anything with a P/E over 40 is a good choice.

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Gold will be revalued much higher one day soon to purge all the debt from the system.

You idiots and your cheap money inflated stocks

Thoughts of shorting Deutsche bank ? Share price was 120 euro, now it’s battling to stay above 7 euros?

wew funsy hah

daily reminder: LINK $1,000 EOY (((only))) requires a non-stop daily +285.80% for 6 consecutive days, "we can do it, we can do it, almost there, I'm precumming" kek

that looks really dumb
$1,000 link eoy is far over 1000x the price. far over 100,000% growth overall. how will 285.80% for 6 consecuvite days achieve that.

Fuck you
Fuck and shame you on you for Christmas baiting these retards

If the price stayed the same what is needed for 1000 EOY on Jan 1st?

>$1,000 link eoy is far over 1000x the price. far over 100,000% growth overall. how will 285.80% for 6 consecuvite days achieve that.
nigga, use your brain

30 cent x 3(close to 285%) == 1 $ . day 1
1X 3 = 3$ day 2
3$ x3 = 9 $ . day 3
9x3= 30 $ . day 4
30 x 3 = 100 $ day 5
100 x 3 =300 $ day 6
300 x 3=1000 $ EIY aprox . day 7

buy QQQ puts, you can unironically 100x

it needs 3300x on single day jan 1st

Actual advice: Fast food companies do well during recessions

please, stay salty, and anally blue pill, kek

kek